Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 7 · Round 30

The Vertical — Individual Descent

Chute Tower · The Vertical · 635 m · 8 competitors Heavy drops Soft surfaces Pinch points Slick floor Air time Uphill section Curve heavy
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Puck Yeah wins at Chute Tower

Puck Yeah took The Vertical — Individual Descent for the The Pucks. Tender Greg finished second. 2 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:25.705 6 +5 6 13.9
2 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2:35.939 +10.23 3 +1 12 13.5
3 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 2:40.589 +14.88 5 +2 10 11.7
4 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2:42.078 +16.37 8 +4 13 13.3
5 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2:49.506 +23.80 4 -1 18 12.0
6 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2:54.578 +28.87 1 -5 11 11.1
The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 3:09.889 +44.18 7 0 11 13.5
Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 3:13.511 +47.81 2 -6 7 19.8
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 10.8 contacts an event coming in.
4.889
Up goes The Lieutenant. Recent finishes: 2-8-1-2-2.
8.328
No idea what happened there. Recent finishes: 13-5-7-14-7.
16.033
Big move from Sweaty Gerald. Recent finishes: 13-5-7-14-7.
21.094
You do not see that every day.
24.633
It is chaos out there. Averaging 11.2 contacts an event coming in.
29.050
That is not going to help.
33.494
Here comes Puck Yeah.
34.844
Right into it goes The Lieutenant.
38.244
Puck Yeah wins it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal The Lieutenant 1.950 The Lieutenant 1.950
Smooth Descent Soft fabric The Lieutenant 4.294 Pilot Light 2.145
Sweeping Curve Metal Tender Greg 6.011 Tender Greg 1.417
Smooth Descent Metal The Lieutenant 9.244 Sweaty Gerald 2.472
The Drops Metal The Lieutenant 17.217 The Lieutenant 7.973
Laundry Chute Soft fabric The Lieutenant 20.061 Tender Greg 2.800
Narrow Pipe Hard The Lieutenant 21.944 Puck Yeah 1.527
The Drops Metal Tender Greg 25.639 Puck Yeah 1.234
Rotating Drum Slick Tender Greg 28.000 Puck Yeah 1.733
Laundry Chute Metal Tender Greg 30.789 Puck Yeah 2.161
The Washboard Metal Tender Greg 34.139 Puck Yeah 2.828
Slick Floor Smooth Puck Yeah 36.494 Puck Yeah 1.394
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 1/1 8
2 SFT The Soft Boys 2 1/1 7
3 NOO The Noodles 3 1/1 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 4 1/1 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 5 1/1 4
6 BEA The Beans 6 1/1 3
7 LMP Lump Patrol 7 0/1 2
8 NUG The Nuggets 8 0/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

8 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
178 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-9-5-7-15.
29.82
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · HOME
175 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-5-15-6-8.
21.13
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
173 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 3-10-7-6-7.
12.55
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
177 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 4-16-8-2-5.
23.65
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
182 starts, 14 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 5-7-1-5-6.
8.64
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
178 starts, 49 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-3-11-1-2.
3.90
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · HOME
184 starts, 93 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-10-1-1-2.
2.05
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
169 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 7-4-7-4-16.
13.09

Course preview

41 sections · 635 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
Smooth Descent Metal
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Metal
9m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Straight down the service core, floor after floor. The fastest legal descent in the sport and the longest way to fall — and those are the same fact, which is not a thing anybody enjoys being reminded of while they are waiting at the top.

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