Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 7 · Round 33

The Fourteen Steps — Individual Descent

Nan's Landing · The Fourteen Steps · 569 m · 8 competitors Soft surfaces Heavy drops Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
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The Lieutenant wins at Nan's Landing

The Lieutenant took The Fourteen Steps — Individual Descent for the Lump Patrol. Wide Load finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 1:43.634 6 +5 12 9.9
2 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 1:45.844 +2.21 5 +3 12 9.9
3 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 1:50.989 +7.36 4 +1 11 9.2
4 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 1:52.300 +8.67 8 +4 18 10.0
5 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 2:08.750 +25.12 7 +2 8 10.2
6 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 2:12.739 +29.11 2 -4 14 10.8
7 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2:18.700 +35.07 1 -6 14 9.1
8 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2:18.789 +35.16 3 -5 13 11.0
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
3.656
No idea what happened there. Recent finishes: 3-6-3-12-8.
7.872
Well, that was always going to happen.
11.539
Crawlspace gets air. Recent finishes: 2-4-6-2-4.
16.033
Oh dear.
19.944
Wide Load is airborne. Recent finishes: 2-8-1-3-12.
23.267
Here comes Yolk.
23.489
Up goes The Lieutenant. Recent finishes: 1-7-2-8-1.
26.889
It is The Lieutenant! Career record: 51 wins from 184, average finish 3.9.
33.722
That is a big one for Damp Kevin.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Carpet Thick Rick 1.950 The Lieutenant 1.944
Smooth Descent Hard The Lieutenant 4.300 The Lieutenant 2.356
Sweeping Curve Carpet Big Randy 6.661 Yolk 1.995
Smooth Descent Carpet Yolk 9.378 Yolk 2.561
The Drops Hard Yolk 12.200 Wide Load 2.372
Stairwell Soft fabric Yolk 14.022 Wide Load 1.639
Carpet Flat Carpet Yolk 16.672 Wide Load 2.639
Tight Curve Hard Yolk 18.856 The Lieutenant 2.094
The Hairpin Carpet Yolk 21.356 Thick Rick 2.177
Stairwell Carpet Yolk 22.650 Thick Rick 1.117
Fabric Run Carpet Yolk 25.156 Thick Rick 2.378
The Drops Carpet Yolk 26.267 Wide Load 0.989
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 1 1/1 8
2 PCK The Pucks 2 1/1 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 3 1/1 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 4 1/1 5
5 NOO The Noodles 5 1/1 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 6 1/1 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 7 1/1 2
8 BEA The Beans 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

8 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles · HOME
180 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-15-6-9-5.
33.38
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
179 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-7-15-5-8.
34.17
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
175 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-4-3-10-7.
17.85
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
181 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 4-8-6-4-8.
20.53
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
185 starts, 14 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 2-6-4-5-7.
8.56
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · HOME
180 starts, 50 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 1-2-2-3-11.
2.18
4
Wide Load The Pucks
171 starts, 69 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 3-12-1-1-12.
3.20
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · HOME
188 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 6-12-3-3-7.
11.48

Course preview

40 sections · 569 m
Starting Ramp Carpet
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Carpet
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Carpet
16m ↓15°
The Drops Carpet
14m ↓32°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Carpet
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Carpet
7m ↓8°

Four stairwells, deep carpet throughout, and a landing that has decided more championships than any other structure in the sport. The steps are not evenly spaced — the eleventh is nine millimetres shallower than the rest, which is nine millimetres more than anybody needs.

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