Paper Mogul Sports
Team Pack Race · Season 7 · Round 47

The Gravity Bowl

Chute Tower · The Gravity Bowl · 1,002 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
CHAMPIONSHIP FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Chunk survives to win

Chunk took The Gravity Bowl for the Lump Patrol. Gravy finished second. 11 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 11:50.628 7 +6 45 18.5
Gravy INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 12:10.439 +19.81 4 +2 67 14.1
Slapper INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 12:24.072 +33.44 10 +7 2 20.9
Wide Load INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 12:30.889 +40.26 12 +8 55 14.6
5 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 12:36.650 +46.02 16 +11 62 14.3
6 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 13:16.122 +85.49 3 -3 54 12.9
Stubbs INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 13:16.494 +85.87 1 -6 59 14.3
Second Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 13:26.388 +95.76 14 +6 54 14.3
9 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 13:27.673 +97.05 5 -4 72 13.5
Big Randy INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 13:29.733 +99.11 2 -8 58 13.6
11 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 13:30.139 +99.51 9 -2 79 12.9
Pilot Light INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 13:48.944 +118.32 15 +3 63 12.1
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 13:50.805 +120.18 8 -5 58 14.7
14 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 13:57.050 +126.42 13 -1 67 12.7
Refried Ron INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 14:38.072 +167.44 11 -4 81 14.0
Squish INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 14:53.572 +182.94 6 -10 60 13.0
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
4.800
Slapper takes the lead. Career record: 87 wins from 195, average finish 3.5.
11.394
Slapper is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 1-2-1-2-9.
14.872
Tube Sock is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 4-14-3-8-8.
18.906
And Stubbs takes flight. Recent finishes: 3-8-6-3-16.
22.383
Up goes Squish. Recent finishes: 5-5-7-13-8.
27.861
Honey Mustard gets air.
31.489
Heavy contact for Sweaty Gerald.
35.250
Big air for Sweaty Gerald.
40.033
Chunk is going backwards.
43.972
Up goes Gravy.
47.628
They will not want to see that again.
51.094
It is chaos out there.
54.517
Look at that.
58.067
Up goes Sweaty Gerald.
1:02.728
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:06.689
Squish is airborne.
1:12.033
Refried Ron is coming through.
1:17.222
Extraordinary scenes.
1:22.183
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:25.600
It is chaos out there.
1:29.172
Well, that was always going to happen.
1:32.594
Honey Mustard gets air.
1:36.344
Big air for Refried Ron.
1:39.789
Crooked Pete is airborne.
1:43.711
Up goes Sweaty Gerald.
1:47.700
And Squish takes flight.
1:51.372
Gravy gets hit hard.
1:55.456
Sweaty Gerald gets hit hard.
1:59.811
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:03.267
It is chaos out there.
2:06.739
Oh dear.
2:10.533
Wide Load is completely off the deck.
2:14.350
Up goes Stubbs.
2:18.150
Second Sock is completely off the deck.
2:22.156
Up goes Crooked Pete.
2:25.706
They will not want to see that again.
2:29.178
Heavy contact for Stubbs.
2:32.722
Wide Load gets air.
2:37.283
Wide Load is completely off the deck.
2:40.678
Here comes Wide Load.
2:40.967
Sweaty Gerald finds trouble.
2:44.367
Chunk takes it.
2:49.683
Gravy is completely off the deck.
2:54.322
Big air for Custard.
2:59.789
Big air for Custard.
3:03.850
That is a big one for The Unit.
3:09.667
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
3:13.122
That is going to sting in the morning.
3:16.994
Big air for Squish.
3:22.489
And Sweaty Gerald takes flight.
3:27.283
Refried Ron gets air.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Pilot Light 1.567 Pilot Light 1.567
Smooth Descent Metal Slapper 4.994 Gravy 3.028
Sweeping Curve Metal Custard 7.550 Custard 2.378
Smooth Descent Metal Slapper 10.639 Refried Ron 2.800
The Drops Metal Slapper 12.306 Chunk 1.616
Peg Field Hard Slapper 14.150 Stubbs 1.233
The Pinball Table Slick Gravy 17.178 Stubbs 1.711
Collision Funnel Hard Gravy 18.567 Stubbs 0.973
Smooth Descent Hard Gravy 20.478 Squish 1.722
Barrier Run Smooth Gravy 21.989 Honey Mustard 1.433
Sweeping Curve Smooth Gravy 24.111 Honey Mustard 1.795
Bounce Pads Smooth Gravy 26.122 Wide Load 1.939
Stairwell Hard Pilot Light 30.122 Stubbs 1.623
Carpet Flat Carpet Pilot Light 32.056 Big Randy 1.911
Tight Curve Carpet Pilot Light 34.883 Wide Load 2.700
The Hairpin Smooth Pilot Light 41.006 Wide Load 5.822
Stairwell Hard Pilot Light 45.028 Gravy 3.244
Fabric Run Soft fabric Gravy 47.422 Wide Load 1.911
The Drops Hard Gravy 49.328 Chunk 1.650
Carpet Flat Carpet Gravy 51.444 Wide Load 2.033
Fabric Run Soft fabric Gravy 52.833 Wide Load 1.356
Sweeping Curve Carpet Gravy 55.117 Gravy 2.284
The Kicker Smooth Gravy 56.661 Wide Load 1.405
Carpet Flat Carpet Gravy 58.500 Gravy 1.839
The Spiral Metal Gravy 59.072 Gravy 0.572
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Gravy 1:12.350 Wide Load 2.683
Rotating Drum Metal Gravy 1:15.383 Squish 1.362
Narrow Pipe Metal Gravy 1:18.822 Squish 1.466
The Drops Metal Gravy 1:20.517 Honey Mustard 1.550
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Gravy 1:22.211 Honey Mustard 1.672
Narrow Pipe Metal Gravy 1:24.767 Sweaty Gerald 2.100
The Drops Metal Gravy 1:26.439 Wide Load 1.594
Rotating Drum Metal Gravy 1:27.767 Chunk 1.266
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Gravy 1:29.550 Chunk 1.711
The Washboard Metal Gravy 1:31.628 Stubbs 1.517
Slick Floor Slick Gravy 1:33.239 Chunk 1.522
S-Bend Smooth Honey Mustard 1:38.906 Honey Mustard 2.706
Tight Curve Smooth Honey Mustard 1:42.567 Pilot Light 2.139
The Funnel Smooth Honey Mustard 1:45.089 Wide Load 2.455
Narrow Pipe Metal Honey Mustard 1:47.211 Gravy 2.094
The Gauntlet Smooth Honey Mustard 1:49.278 Gravy 2.017
The Hairpin Smooth Honey Mustard 1:53.267 Gravy 3.755
Split Route Smooth Honey Mustard 1:55.817 Wide Load 2.389
Bounce Pads Smooth Honey Mustard 2:00.267 Wide Load 3.633
The Gap Hard Wide Load 2:02.861 Wide Load 2.222
The Drops Hard Wide Load 2:04.461 Wide Load 1.600
Sweeping Curve Smooth Wide Load 2:06.856 Stubbs 2.189
The Washboard Hard Wide Load 2:08.956 Wide Load 2.100
Big Air Metal Wide Load 2:11.678 Wide Load 2.722
Smooth Descent Smooth Wide Load 2:13.578 Wide Load 1.900
Peg Field Hard Wide Load 2:15.144 Wide Load 1.566
The Pinball Table Slick Wide Load 2:17.594 Honey Mustard 1.939
Collision Funnel Hard Wide Load 2:18.822 Honey Mustard 0.900
Smooth Descent Hard Wide Load 2:20.578 Honey Mustard 1.405
Barrier Run Smooth Wide Load 2:21.983 Honey Mustard 1.139
Sweeping Curve Smooth Wide Load 2:24.044 Gravy 2.022
Bounce Pads Smooth Wide Load 2:25.656 Wide Load 1.612
Smooth Descent Smooth Wide Load 2:27.944 Wide Load 2.288
Sweeping Curve Smooth Wide Load 2:30.211 Wide Load 2.267
Slick Floor Slick Wide Load 2:32.450 Wide Load 2.239
The Plunge Metal Wide Load 2:34.244 Wide Load 1.794
Smooth Descent Smooth Wide Load 2:36.267 Wide Load 2.023
The Kicker Smooth Wide Load 2:37.167 Wide Load 0.900
Sweeping Curve Smooth Wide Load 2:39.489 Crooked Pete 2.200
Final Sprint Smooth Wide Load 2:41.800 Wide Load 2.311
Target Zone Carpet Wide Load 2:42.778 Wide Load 0.978
Exit Gate Smooth Wide Load 2:43.678 Wide Load 0.900
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 3 0/2 16
2 PCK The Pucks 7 0/2 14
3 NOO The Noodles 16 1/2 12
4 WET The Wet Socks 17 1/2 10
5 NUG The Nuggets 20 0/2 8
6 SFT The Soft Boys 21 1/2 6
7 HEA Basement Heat 23 1/2 4
8 BEA The Beans 29 1/2 2
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
194 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-5-6-8-6.
22.07
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
197 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-5-6-6-5.
18.75
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · HOME
196 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-8-5-7-5.
22.95
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · HOME
191 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-7-5-8-7.
32.59
5
Refried Ron The Beans
189 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 7-6-4-8-8.
30.14
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
187 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 9-1-6-8-8.
29.91
1
The Unit Basement Heat
195 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-4-6-7-4.
17.09
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
189 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 4-7-7-4-5.
25.89
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
184 starts, 17 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 12-3-14-1-1.
9.17
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
186 starts, 16 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 16-3-1-5-1.
10.87
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
175 starts, 43 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 10-2-4-11-1.
10.50
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
202 starts, 63 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-2-16-5-4.
4.42
4
Wide Load The Pucks · HOME
180 starts, 72 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 1-14-1-11-2.
13.51
8
Slapper The Pucks · HOME
191 starts, 85 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 9-1-2-15-2.
9.19
21
Custard The Soft Boys
192 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 6-4-2-3-3.
17.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
193 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 4-11-4-2-3.
24.91

Course preview

67 sections · 1,002 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Smooth Descent Smooth
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Smooth
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Smooth
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Smooth
7m ↓8°

The championship course. Every surface, every pinch point and every way to lose, in one continuous descent from the top of the tower to the far wall of the basement. It is run once a season, and the record has stood since the second time it was ever run.

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