Derby · Season 6 · Round 10
The Long Mile — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win
Old Gristle took The Long Mile — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Gravy finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:38.142 | — | 11 | +10 | 36 | 12.5 |
| 2 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 3:38.292 | +0.15 | 12 | +10 | 37 | 11.9 |
| 3 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:40.058 | +1.92 | 4 | +1 | 18 | 11.0 |
| 4 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:41.942 | +3.80 | 10 | +6 | 35 | 12.1 |
| 5 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:43.842 | +5.70 | 3 | -2 | 18 | 10.9 |
| 6 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:45.367 | +7.23 | 9 | +3 | 37 | 11.5 |
| 7 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:47.167 | +9.03 | 1 | -6 | 16 | 10.6 |
| 8 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 3:59.508 | +21.37 | 7 | -1 | 29 | 10.7 |
| — | The Coaster WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +5 | 32 | 12.5 |
| — | The Kidney WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -5 | 29 | 10.6 |
| — | Custard WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +5 | 29 | 11.6 |
| — | Slapper WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +1 | 30 | 12.3 |
| — | Crooked Pete WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -11 | 14 | 10.6 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +1 | 10 | 11.5 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -9 | 13 | 11.2 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -8 | 12 | 10.4 |
3.650
A new leader — Custard. Career record: 3 wins from 180, average finish 5.7.
7.958
There is nothing left of it. Recent finishes: 1-15-1-2-3.
12.833
That has come off. Recent finishes: 3-2-13-4-15.
20.050
Slapper is on the move. Recent finishes: 2-3-9-1-2.
25.175
That has come off.
30.050
Gravy is coming through.
34.575
That has come off.
39.375
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
43.658
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 4-4-3-3-3.
47.917
That was always going to happen.
55.608
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:00.050
Thick Rick is on the move.
1:08.192
And it all goes wrong.
1:13.775
They felt that in the back row.
1:19.742
Refried Ron leaves something behind.
1:23.983
Slapper is airborne!
1:25.483
Pilot Light will not be back.
1:29.975
There goes a piece of Crooked Pete.
1:34.883
Tender Greg is out.
1:36.442
Refried Ron will not be back.
1:42.917
Crooked Pete leaves something behind.
1:47.300
A new leader — Gravy.
1:55.042
The Coaster is losing bits.
2:01.733
Gravy is losing bits.
2:06.433
Old Gristle is airborne!
2:11.917
That has come off.
2:16.217
That is a long way off the ground.
2:20.483
Crooked Pete will not be back.
2:26.808
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:30.717
And that is Slapper finished.
2:35.250
A new leader — Gravy.
2:38.917
Damp Kevin has put Custard out.
2:43.250
That was always going to happen.
2:48.058
Absolute carnage.
2:55.300
The Coaster takes the lead.
3:00.050
Look at Old Gristle go.
3:09.542
That has come off.
3:13.175
Last lap.
3:21.400
They felt that in the back row.
3:26.550
There is nothing left of it.
3:30.142
Old Gristle has put The Coaster out.
3:34.550
Gravy goes to the front.
3:35.142
Here comes Old Gristle.
3:36.642
That is too close to call.
3:38.142
Old Gristle wins the derby.
3:48.600
And that is The Kidney finished.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 22.133 | Gravy 22.133 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 44.200 | Stubbs 21.708 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 1:08.692 | Thick Rick 20.125 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 1:32.792 | The Coaster 21.408 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 1:55.925 | Gravy 23.133 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 2:21.075 | The Coaster 21.433 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 2:48.167 | The Coaster 20.400 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 3:13.175 | Old Gristle 21.400 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 3 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Wet Socks | 8 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 10 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Noodles | 20 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Pucks | 21 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 24 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 25 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 25 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
106 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.6. Last five: 14-14-13-14-8.
219.30
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
124 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 16-16-16-10-16.
219.30
Course preview
5 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
30m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
50m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
15m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
15m
↑13°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
50m
↓15°
The endurance one, cut into the floor of an old quarry — the biggest lap on the calendar, with a real hill in the back straight that has to be climbed nine times. This is attrition rather than carnage: a Chunkle that has shed half its rind has also shed the momentum to get up the hill, and simply stops being a competitor somewhere on the slope. Races here are won by the patient and finished by almost nobody. The quarry has, everyone agrees, excellent natural acoustics for the sound of something giving up.
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