Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 6 · Round 11

The Saucer — Team Pack Race

Saucer Park · The Saucer · 107 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win

The Coaster took The Saucer — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. The Lieutenant finished second. 7 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:34.108 13 +12 37 11.8
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:40.558 +6.45 12 +10 34 11.3
3 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:43.892 +9.78 4 +1 18 10.6
4 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:44.367 +10.26 14 +10 38 11.3
5 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:44.750 +10.64 16 +11 31 11.5
6 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:46.375 +12.27 2 -4 20 10.5
7 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:48.600 +14.49 3 -4 25 10.6
8 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:58.833 +24.73 9 +1 39 11.3
9 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 4:01.850 +27.74 10 +1 42 11.7
The Kidney WRECKED BEA The Beans 5 -5 30 10.6
Crooked Pete WRECKED NOO The Noodles 1 -10 13 10.3
Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol 11 -1 22 11.5
Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 15 +2 19 11.2
Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 7 -7 13 10.3
Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans 6 -9 12 10.0
Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 8 -8 10 9.9
2.208
They felt that in the back row.
7.183
Up it goes.
12.317
That was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 12-2-1-1-7.
17.142
Squish leaves something behind.
21.650
The Lieutenant takes the lead.
25.958
Radiator leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 5-11-8-6-5.
31.550
A new leader — The Coaster. Career record: 83 wins from 181, average finish 3.3.
36.692
That has come off.
41.558
That has come off. Recent finishes: 7-6-12-7-5.
46.300
The Coaster takes the lead.
50.917
And it all goes wrong.
55.417
That was always going to happen.
1:00.050
Radiator is losing places.
1:04.950
The Coaster goes to the front.
1:09.350
The Lieutenant goes to the front. Career record: 49 wins from 176, average finish 3.9.
1:14.767
There is nothing protecting Radiator now.
1:19.092
That is Stubbs taking Pilot Light with them.
1:25.217
There goes a piece of Chunk.
1:31.817
Absolute carnage.
1:36.500
The Lieutenant goes to the front.
1:41.283
Up it goes.
1:46.525
They felt that in the back row.
1:50.833
The Lieutenant is airborne!
1:52.950
The Kidney has put Refried Ron out.
1:54.450
Wide Load has put Squish out.
1:59.150
The Coaster takes the lead.
2:00.650
Radiator is out, and Stubbs did it.
2:06.183
Chunk will not take much more.
2:08.750
And that is Chunk finished.
2:10.500
Crooked Pete is out, and Wide Load did it.
2:16.950
The Lieutenant goes to the front.
2:23.008
That is a long way off the ground.
2:36.600
That is a long way off the ground.
2:41.492
They will not want to see that again.
2:46.000
That has come off.
2:50.700
That is a long way off the ground.
2:57.733
That is a long way off the ground.
3:02.950
A new leader — The Coaster.
3:10.692
They felt that in the back row.
3:16.800
This is the last of it.
3:21.067
There goes a piece of Wide Load.
3:24.600
The Kidney will not be back.
3:31.108
The Coaster has it.
3:34.108
It is The Coaster!
3:39.708
There is nothing left of it.
3:48.083
Up it goes.
3:53.467
Lil Nugget leaves something behind.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 16.817 Custard 16.817
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 34.417 The Lieutenant 16.525
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 53.242 The Lieutenant 18.775
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:10.458 The Lieutenant 17.216
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:29.933 Wide Load 16.783
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 1:46.508 The Coaster 16.491
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:03.767 The Lieutenant 16.975
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:23.825 Stubbs 16.250
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 2:41.983 Wide Load 17.567
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:59.517 The Lieutenant 16.425
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 3:16.800 The Coaster 16.692
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 3:34.108 The Coaster 17.308
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 5 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 10 2/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 14 1/2 6
4 NOO The Noodles 17 1/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 17 2/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 18 1/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 25 0/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 30 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
116 starts, 2 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 5-3-15-4-9.
180.65
7
Long John The Noodles
127 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 6-1-5-2-2.
6.50
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
132 starts, 20 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 1-1-3-3-2.
1.76
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
114 starts, 15 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 7-16-2-3-8.
6.92
6
The Kidney The Beans
114 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 9-3-3-10-8.
169.17
5
Refried Ron The Beans
117 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.9. Last five: 15-14-8-10-13.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
141 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.2. Last five: 16-13-13-12-15.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
107 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.6. Last five: 12-14-14-13-14.
219.30
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
120 starts, 8 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 2-5-10-10-12.
26.55
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
121 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 11-4-15-8-6.
140.90
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
102 starts, 3 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 12-16-10-8-12.
219.30
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
117 starts, 29 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 7-5-7-16-8.
7.80
3
The Coaster The Pucks
123 starts, 11 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 10-5-7-16-2.
55.46
4
Wide Load The Pucks
122 starts, 19 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 8-14-13-7-4.
18.67
2
Squish The Soft Boys
118 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.9. Last five: 14-12-9-9-11.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
118 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 13-10-5-4-4.
73.54

Course preview

4 sections · 107 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Short, banked, clay, and nowhere to hide — twelve laps of the same two corners with the whole field welded to the same line. It is the sport at its most basic and still puts one competitor in the wall most weeks. The grandstand was built on the outside of turn two for the obvious reason: that is where everything ends up, and those seats come with a complimentary poncho. The clay is rolled smooth every morning and looks, for about four minutes, like it might be safe. It is not.

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