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Derby · Season 6 · Round 15

The Kidney — Team Pack Race

Kidney Flats · The Kidney · 123 m · 16 competitors Heavy contact
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Carnage — Damp Kevin survives to win

Damp Kevin took The Kidney — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. The Coaster finished second. 3 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:28.833 — 4 +3 5 10.6
2 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:29.717 +0.88 14 +12 28 12.0
3 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:32.208 +3.38 3 0 3 10.4
4 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:32.892 +4.06 11 +7 26 11.7
5 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:34.033 +5.20 1 -4 3 10.2
6 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:34.558 +5.73 2 -4 3 10.3
7 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:34.908 +6.08 12 +5 26 11.9
8 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:42.350 +13.52 10 +2 33 11.1
9 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 3:42.692 +13.86 16 +7 15 11.2
10 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:43.517 +14.68 5 -5 13 10.7
11 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:45.558 +16.73 9 -2 29 10.7
12 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:47.683 +18.85 7 -5 6 10.3
13 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:47.958 +19.13 6 -7 11 10.7
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -6 12 10.1
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 13 -2 18 12.0
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 -1 11 11.2
3.400
A new leader — Squish.
7.950
A new leader — Gravy. Career record: 41 wins from 161, average finish 3.9.
20.050
Stubbs is coming through. Recent finishes: 2-4-3-1-11.
28.550
A new leader — Squish.
32.783
The Coaster leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 2-4-2-1-8.
39.400
There is nothing left of it.
50.050
Look at Puck Yeah go. Recent finishes: 10-1-1-2-8.
54.350
There is nothing left of it. Recent finishes: 2-4-2-1-8.
1:00.050
Look at Stubbs go.
1:05.742
There is nothing protecting Tender Greg now.
1:10.050
Damp Kevin is coming through.
1:19.350
There is nothing left of it.
1:23.342
Squish has put Tender Greg out.
1:27.600
Up it goes.
1:40.050
Stubbs is going backwards.
1:44.492
That was always going to happen.
1:48.533
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:56.817
There goes a piece of Pilot Light.
2:07.383
They will not want to see that again.
2:12.008
The Coaster is airborne!
2:18.883
Up it goes.
2:25.425
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:30.050
The Lieutenant is coming through.
2:40.725
And it all goes wrong.
2:45.308
Pilot Light is losing bits.
2:51.683
There is nothing left of it.
2:56.258
That has come off.
3:01.858
Up it goes.
3:03.358
One to go.
3:10.358
That has come off.
3:16.167
Squish is airborne!
3:21.450
Up it goes.
3:25.833
Damp Kevin is coming to the flag.
3:28.833
Damp Kevin takes it!
3:30.333
That is Thick Rick taking Pilot Light with them.
3:37.225
Oh, that is a big one.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
The Hairpin Clay Gravy 24.067 Gravy 24.067
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 51.150 The Coaster 23.633
The Hairpin Clay The Coaster 1:17.958 Stubbs 25.633
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 1:45.925 Tube Sock 25.750
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 2:09.725 The Coaster 23.000
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 2:36.408 The Lieutenant 24.600
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 3:02.808 Damp Kevin 24.975
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 3:28.833 The Lieutenant 22.700
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 4 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 11 2/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 11 2/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 17 1/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 19 2/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 23 2/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 25 1/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 26 1/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
130 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 5-6-15-6-1.
9.16
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
119 starts, 2 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 11-11-5-5-3.
65.41
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
117 starts, 16 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 5-2-1-7-16.
3.17
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
133 starts, 20 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 13-1-1-3-3.
2.73
22
Butter Bean The Beans
130 starts, 1 win, average finish 9.0. Last five: 10-14-8-2-11.
151.87
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
124 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 8-6-13-13-6.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
119 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.4. Last five: 8-7-8-12-11.
210.34
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
110 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 15-13-5-12-14.
219.30
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
124 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 3-2-12-9-3.
15.98
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
123 starts, 8 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 7-7-14-2-5.
30.92
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
118 starts, 29 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 15-7-5-7-16.
9.72
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
137 starts, 18 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-8-1-1-11.
14.33
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
122 starts, 3 wins, average finish 12.4. Last five: 3-15-14-13-15.
219.30
3
The Coaster The Pucks
128 starts, 11 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 8-5-3-3-9.
20.33
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
129 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 13-16-16-10-13.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
120 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.9. Last five: 9-8-14-12-9.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 123 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°

Long straights, a hairpin at each end, and a back straight with almost no drive left in it. The field fans out down one side and arrives at the corner as a single object down the other, which is where the racing — and most of the paperwork — happens. The back straight is where a Chunkle that has run out of momentum quietly discovers it is now scenery. Named for its shape, though regulars will tell you it is named for what it does to you.

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