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Derby · Season 6 · Round 2

Crossbones — Team Pack Race

Crossbones Field · Crossbones · 161 m · 16 competitors Crossing traffic Track furniture Steep banking
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Carnage — Second Sock survives to win

Second Sock took Crossbones — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Tube Sock finished second. 14 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:16.542 — 3 +2 25 10.4
2 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:17.275 +0.73 4 +2 20 10.6
— The Kidney WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 5 +2 25 10.6
— Crooked Pete WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 2 -2 14 11.0
— Custard WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +10 22 11.1
— Old Gristle WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 +5 38 11.4
— Thick Rick RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 +3 33 11.3
— Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 +4 23 12.0
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +7 22 11.1
— Refried Ron RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -4 14 10.9
— Floppy Joe WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 1 -10 12 10.3
— Radiator RUNNING HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -5 11 10.4
— Wide Load RUNNING PCK The Pucks — — 14 +1 10 11.1
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -6 11 10.1
— Lil Nugget RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -6 11 10.7
— The Coaster RUNNING PCK The Pucks — — 13 -3 3 9.7
2.267
The Coaster is losing bits. Recent finishes: 5-4-1-1-1.
9.100
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 1-3-2-1-1.
13.300
That has come off. Recent finishes: 1-3-2-1-1.
18.292
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 2-6-5-4-2.
25.750
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up. Recent finishes: 5-7-4-3-1.
30.017
There is nothing left of it.
34.992
The Coaster has stalled.
40.050
Second Sock is on the move.
45.008
That has come off.
50.050
Look at Crooked Pete go.
55.817
Absolute carnage.
57.317
Tube Sock has put Pilot Light out.
1:07.642
Look at the state of it.
1:11.892
There is nothing protecting Radiator now.
1:16.867
Radiator is going nowhere.
1:21.117
Squish leaves something behind.
1:25.567
That has come off.
1:31.358
Absolute carnage.
1:35.583
Squish has nothing left on it.
1:39.892
Tube Sock has put Floppy Joe out.
1:44.608
That is a long way off the ground.
1:50.700
That was always going to happen.
1:52.200
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:59.350
There is nothing protecting Custard now.
2:04.600
Thick Rick leaves something behind.
2:08.842
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:14.683
There goes a piece of Old Gristle.
2:18.908
Crooked Pete will not take much more.
2:24.183
Custard is out, and Tube Sock did it.
2:29.308
Old Gristle has nothing left on it.
2:30.900
Old Gristle is out.
2:32.767
The Kidney has put Crooked Pete out.
2:34.925
That is Radiator taking The Kidney with them.
2:47.542
One to go.
3:02.850
A new leader — Tube Sock.
3:13.542
Second Sock is coming to the flag.
3:16.542
Second Sock wins the derby.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 24.900 Chunk 24.900
Smooth Descent Clay Squish 52.225 Squish 25.833
Smooth Descent Clay Squish 1:20.192 Crooked Pete 27.375
Smooth Descent Clay Squish 1:48.683 The Kidney 26.392
Smooth Descent Clay Crooked Pete 2:18.975 Custard 27.133
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 2:47.542 Second Sock 28.434
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 3:16.542 Tube Sock 28.242
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 3 2/2 8
2 BEA The Beans 13 0/2 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 14 0/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 14 0/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 15 0/2 4
6 NUG The Nuggets 22 0/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 26 0/2 2
8 PCK The Pucks 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
115 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 13-11-2-15-2.
193.03
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
111 starts, 2 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 5-15-10-12-1.
197.04
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
129 starts, 18 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 1-1-1-2-5.
1.70
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
111 starts, 15 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 3-8-1-4-8.
3.59
6
The Kidney The Beans
110 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 8-8-9-14-7.
181.39
5
Refried Ron The Beans
111 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.0. Last five: 14-14-9-13-15.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
136 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.2. Last five: 11-15-10-14-16.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
104 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.6. Last five: 13-14-8-15-14.
219.30
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
116 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 10-12-7-5-12.
158.24
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
117 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 7-3-9-7-1.
25.18
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
127 starts, 30 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 7-4-8-5-7.
12.21
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
97 starts, 3 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 2-8-9-10-12.
219.30
3
The Coaster The Pucks
118 starts, 11 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 3-11-2-10-5.
60.09
4
Wide Load The Pucks
117 starts, 19 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 2-11-7-2-2.
12.60
21
Custard The Soft Boys
115 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 4-4-3-13-6.
36.85
2
Squish The Soft Boys
112 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 10-7-9-8-14.
219.30

Course preview

8 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
57m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
57m ↓15°

The flat-crossing figure of eight, and the reason this sport has a waiver. Once a lap the field drives through the junction it crossed thirty seconds ago, so the thing that hits you was neither in front of you nor behind you a moment before — it came from the side, on a road you had already used and forgotten about. Half the field never sees the flag. It is the only circuit on the calendar with its own ambulance bay on the infield, and the crew that works it has a favourite corner, which they will not name out of professional courtesy.

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