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Derby · Season 6 · Round 22

Crossbones — Team Pack Race

Crossbones Field · Crossbones · 161 m · 16 competitors Crossing traffic Track furniture Steep banking
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Carnage — Second Sock survives to win

Second Sock took Crossbones — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Long John finished second. 12 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:15.325 — 4 +3 18 11.0
2 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:17.383 +2.06 1 -1 27 10.4
3 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:18.408 +3.08 3 0 21 10.8
4 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:23.442 +8.12 5 +1 31 10.7
— Old Gristle RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 +6 28 11.8
— Sweaty Gerald WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 6 0 20 10.7
— Floppy Joe WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 2 -5 12 10.5
— The Coaster WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 +6 21 11.9
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 13 +4 18 11.6
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -3 11 10.4
— The Unit RUNNING HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -3 11 10.5
— Stubbs RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -2 13 11.1
— Gravy RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 -1 10 12.0
— Squish RUNNING SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +2 10 10.3
— Honey Mustard RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -6 4 10.1
— Yolk RUNNING SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 -1 1 10.2
2.267
There goes a piece of Puck Yeah. Recent finishes: 1-1-3-2-1.
10.050
Squish is coming through.
14.667
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 1-6-10-2-8.
18.925
Puck Yeah is airborne!
24.933
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 4-5-4-8-9.
29.350
There is nothing left of it.
35.850
Puck Yeah leaves something behind.
40.050
Second Sock is on the move. Recent finishes: 8-5-14-8-16.
45.142
They will not want to see that again.
49.775
That has come off.
54.983
Pilot Light is losing bits.
59.183
The Unit is losing bits.
1:03.750
Extraordinary scenes.
1:08.575
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 1-1-3-2-1.
1:11.492
Pilot Light is out, and Honey Mustard did it.
1:15.983
That has come off.
1:21.600
Long John takes the lead.
1:23.250
Puck Yeah is out, and Floppy Joe did it.
1:29.233
Butter Bean leaves something behind.
1:36.650
Old Gristle takes the lead.
1:38.933
Second Sock has put Floppy Joe out.
1:40.433
The Coaster is out.
1:45.408
They will not want to see that again.
1:50.050
Damp Kevin is coming through.
1:55.350
Second Sock is airborne!
2:05.392
Old Gristle is losing bits.
2:12.975
Sweaty Gerald will not take much more.
2:15.483
Honey Mustard has put Sweaty Gerald out.
2:22.150
Old Gristle is airborne!
2:27.217
Old Gristle is going nowhere.
2:41.517
Butter Bean leaves something behind.
2:46.733
One to go.
3:12.325
Second Sock has it.
3:15.325
Second Sock takes it!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Squish 26.042 Squish 26.042
Smooth Descent Clay Pilot Light 53.908 Second Sock 26.417
Smooth Descent Clay Long John 1:23.875 Long John 26.708
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 1:51.333 Second Sock 25.675
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 2:18.475 Second Sock 27.142
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 2:46.733 Long John 27.792
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 3:15.325 Damp Kevin 26.966
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 4 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 9 1/2 7
3 BEA The Beans 10 1/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 17 0/2 5
5 LMP Lump Patrol 18 0/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 21 0/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 27 0/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 30 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
136 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 7-5-11-6-7.
10.62
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
127 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 15-9-12-12-5.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
138 starts, 22 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 7-3-7-1-1.
3.47
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
143 starts, 22 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-2-2-1-1.
2.08
22
Butter Bean The Beans
133 starts, 1 win, average finish 9.0. Last five: 2-10-13-10-14.
89.71
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
126 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 13-3-8-6-13.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
116 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 9-15-16-16-16.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
126 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-1-2-8-3.
13.60
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
125 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 5-4-2-2-10.
26.47
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
128 starts, 8 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 14-10-8-6-12.
92.08
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
137 starts, 33 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 5-1-3-14-2.
9.61
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
141 starts, 19 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 1-11-6-2-6.
41.56
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
124 starts, 3 wins, average finish 12.4. Last five: 8-15-3-15-14.
219.30
3
The Coaster The Pucks
135 starts, 12 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 12-14-1-9-9.
168.58
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
128 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 10-14-15-13-5.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
127 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.7. Last five: 4-16-4-13-4.
219.30

Course preview

8 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
57m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
57m ↓15°

The flat-crossing figure of eight, and the reason this sport has a waiver. Once a lap the field drives through the junction it crossed thirty seconds ago, so the thing that hits you was neither in front of you nor behind you a moment before — it came from the side, on a road you had already used and forgotten about. Half the field never sees the flag. It is the only circuit on the calendar with its own ambulance bay on the infield, and the crew that works it has a favourite corner, which they will not name out of professional courtesy.

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