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Derby · Season 6 · Round 25

The Kidney — Team Pack Race

Kidney Flats · The Kidney · 123 m · 16 competitors Heavy contact
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Wide Load wins at Kidney Flats

Wide Load took The Kidney — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Gravy finished second. 2 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:28.425 — 14 +13 31 11.2
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:29.042 +0.62 11 +9 27 12.3
3 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:29.367 +0.94 2 -1 2 10.7
4 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:29.642 +1.22 3 -1 5 10.8
5 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:30.608 +2.18 4 -1 6 10.2
6 Slapper PCK The Pucks 3:31.342 +2.92 13 +7 31 12.1
7 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 3:32.150 +3.73 1 -6 2 10.8
8 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:32.375 +3.95 12 +4 36 12.1
9 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:36.900 +8.48 10 +1 35 11.3
10 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:39.925 +11.50 9 -1 32 11.8
11 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:44.567 +16.14 7 -4 13 10.8
12 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:45.292 +16.87 6 -6 13 10.6
13 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 3:46.475 +18.05 8 -5 10 10.6
14 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:46.708 +18.28 5 -9 8 10.8
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 0 12 11.5
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 0 12 11.1
3.967
Up it goes.
10.050
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 1-7-2-8-1.
18.500
The Lieutenant goes to the front.
27.183
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 1-5-3-7-2.
32.725
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 8-7-7-15-3.
37.183
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 3-2-11-3-11.
44.700
Gravy takes the lead.
50.050
That was always going to happen.
55.375
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up. Recent finishes: 1-5-3-7-2.
59.708
Tender Greg is losing bits.
1:05.683
That was always going to happen.
1:12.650
Wide Load goes to the front.
1:19.950
Second Sock goes to the front.
1:24.700
A new leader — Gravy.
1:32.467
Floppy Joe leaves something behind.
1:37.750
Wide Load goes to the front.
1:42.575
That is a long way off the ground.
1:46.983
Look at the state of it.
1:51.375
Stripped to the shell.
1:53.792
Thick Rick has put Yolk out.
1:56.992
That is Damp Kevin taking Tender Greg with them.
2:09.675
Slapper is losing bits.
2:14.833
That is a long way off the ground.
2:21.175
Oh, that is a big one.
2:29.658
They felt that in the back row.
2:35.042
That is a long way off the ground.
2:40.150
You do not see that every day.
2:46.008
They will not want to see that again.
2:52.367
They will not want to see that again.
2:59.108
Crawlspace is losing bits.
3:01.717
One to go.
3:07.483
That is a long way off the ground.
3:12.858
Up it goes.
3:25.425
Here comes Wide Load.
3:28.425
It is Wide Load!
3:44.942
Pilot Light has nothing left on it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
The Hairpin Clay Wide Load 24.817 Wide Load 24.817
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 50.208 Gravy 24.408
The Hairpin Clay Wide Load 1:17.467 Second Sock 24.900
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 1:40.983 Wide Load 23.516
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 2:06.142 The Lieutenant 23.633
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 2:34.350 Long John 25.583
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 3:01.717 Stubbs 25.292
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 3:28.425 Gravy 25.217
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 7 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 9 2/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 10 2/2 6
4 NOO The Noodles 10 2/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 19 2/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 24 2/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 26 2/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 31 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
129 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 14-5-15-9-12.
199.90
7
Long John The Noodles
139 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 2-2-5-7-5.
10.18
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
144 starts, 22 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-2-2-2-1.
2.41
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
141 starts, 24 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-1-1-7-3.
2.74
6
The Kidney The Beans
128 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.9. Last five: 5-5-5-10-10.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
136 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.9. Last five: 3-3-10-2-10.
129.92
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
124 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.4. Last five: 8-4-8-12-7.
202.27
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
119 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 16-15-14-9-15.
219.30
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
131 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 10-10-11-8-8.
57.60
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
132 starts, 8 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 5-11-7-8-14.
64.58
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
145 starts, 19 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 4-6-12-7-1.
26.47
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
126 starts, 30 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 1-4-4-8-16.
9.30
8
Slapper The Pucks
128 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 10-13-13-11-13.
219.30
4
Wide Load The Pucks
132 starts, 21 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 13-4-6-6-1.
16.96
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
134 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 12-12-16-16-14.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
129 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.1. Last five: 7-10-14-15-13.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 123 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°

Long straights, a hairpin at each end, and a back straight with almost no drive left in it. The field fans out down one side and arrives at the corner as a single object down the other, which is where the racing — and most of the paperwork — happens. The back straight is where a Chunkle that has run out of momentum quietly discovers it is now scenery. Named for its shape, though regulars will tell you it is named for what it does to you.

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