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Derby · Season 6 · Round 3

The Wall — Team Pack Race

The Board Track · The Wall · 101 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Gravy survives to win

Gravy took The Wall — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Stubbs finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:02.050 — 12 +11 39 13.4
2 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:17.525 +15.48 9 +7 48 12.3
3 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:18.208 +16.16 7 +4 34 11.4
4 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:18.325 +16.28 4 0 13 11.0
5 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:18.475 +16.43 2 -3 10 11.0
6 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:20.050 +18.00 1 -5 10 11.0
7 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:20.275 +18.23 3 -4 15 11.1
8 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:23.558 +21.51 5 -3 31 11.6
— Thick Rick WRECKED NUG The Nuggets — — 10 +1 44 12.7
— The Coaster WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 +4 28 12.1
— Slapper WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 13 +2 21 12.7
— Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 -1 17 12.4
— Custard WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +2 17 12.3
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +2 21 11.9
— Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 6 -9 13 11.3
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -8 13 11.0
2.100
A new leader — Squish. Career record: 3 wins from 174, average finish 5.9.
6.700
Oh, that is a big one. Recent finishes: 15-4-4-3-8.
13.517
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 8-5-4-3-13.
18.142
They felt that in the back row.
24.200
Chunk is airborne! Recent finishes: 4-1-3-4-1.
30.050
Custard is coming through.
34.367
There goes a piece of Radiator. Recent finishes: 10-7-14-8-5.
39.050
Chunk takes the lead.
43.375
That has come off.
48.058
There is nothing protecting Custard now.
49.558
And that is Radiator finished.
53.875
Chunk leaves something behind.
58.150
There is nothing left of it.
1:02.725
Look at the state of it.
1:05.642
Refried Ron is out.
1:07.142
That is The Heel taking Squish with them.
1:10.383
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:14.667
And that is Chunk finished.
1:20.050
Look at The Unit go.
1:21.550
And that is Slapper finished.
1:27.725
You do not see that every day.
1:36.100
They felt that in the back row.
1:44.483
The Coaster has nothing left on it.
1:52.408
Stubbs has put The Coaster out.
1:57.942
Up it goes.
2:03.442
The Heel leaves something behind.
2:11.867
Butter Bean is airborne!
2:18.025
Stubbs leaves something behind.
2:26.317
Look at the state of it.
2:33.792
Up it goes.
2:40.500
That has come off.
2:45.733
And it all goes wrong.
2:47.308
One to go.
2:52.533
There is nothing protecting Thick Rick now.
2:57.950
They will not want to see that again.
2:59.050
Gravy has it.
2:59.450
Wrecked, and out of the race.
3:02.050
It is Gravy!
3:09.400
That has come off.
3:17.350
And it all goes wrong.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Boards Gravy 12.983 Gravy 12.983
Smooth Descent Boards Gravy 26.808 Gravy 13.825
Smooth Descent Boards Gravy 42.275 Stubbs 12.441
Smooth Descent Boards Gravy 57.758 Slapper 14.475
Smooth Descent Boards Gravy 1:14.525 The Unit 15.883
Smooth Descent Boards Gravy 1:27.392 Gravy 12.867
Smooth Descent Boards Gravy 1:43.400 Thick Rick 14.150
Smooth Descent Boards Gravy 1:59.375 Thick Rick 15.608
Smooth Descent Boards Gravy 2:15.533 The Unit 15.075
Smooth Descent Boards Gravy 2:32.008 Thick Rick 15.184
Smooth Descent Boards Gravy 2:47.308 Thick Rick 15.075
Smooth Descent Boards Gravy 3:02.050 Gravy 14.742
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 11 1/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 11 2/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 11 2/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 13 1/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 19 1/2 4
6 PCK The Pucks 21 0/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 23 1/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 27 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
124 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 2-2-6-7-2.
4.45
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
111 starts, 2 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 5-15-10-12-1.
65.62
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
111 starts, 15 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 3-8-1-4-8.
2.34
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
100 starts, 11 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 9-1-6-3-3.
5.52
22
Butter Bean The Beans
126 starts, 1 win, average finish 9.0. Last five: 11-12-16-4-15.
69.15
5
Refried Ron The Beans
111 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.0. Last five: 14-14-9-13-15.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
114 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 5-10-9-13-9.
12.27
4
Radiator Basement Heat
136 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.2. Last five: 11-15-10-14-16.
219.30
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
118 starts, 8 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 10-10-12-3-4.
33.87
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
117 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 7-3-9-7-1.
13.22
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
97 starts, 3 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 2-8-9-10-12.
219.30
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
132 starts, 16 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 12-9-5-4-11.
60.40
8
Slapper The Pucks
115 starts, 13 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 15-14-1-13-5.
100.61
3
The Coaster The Pucks
118 starts, 11 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 3-11-2-10-5.
29.95
21
Custard The Soft Boys
115 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 4-4-3-13-6.
39.83
2
Squish The Soft Boys
112 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 10-7-9-8-14.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
35m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
35m ↓15°

A velodrome that took a wrong turn somewhere and never came back. Twenty-six degrees of varnished pine holds the entire field at exactly the same radius whether anybody likes it or not, so the only way past a rival is straight through them. Nothing here chooses its own line; the banking chooses it, and the banking has no favourites and takes no notes. The boards were reclaimed from a real velodrome in 1991 and still carry the original lap markings under the tyre rubber, which no competitor has ever had a spare moment to read.

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