Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 6 · Round 30

The Long Mile — Team Pack Race

Long Mile Basin · The Long Mile · 161 m · 16 competitors Uphill section Steep banking
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win

Wide Load took The Long Mile — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Old Gristle finished second. 5 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:26.708 13 +12 28 11.8
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:28.858 +2.15 12 +10 28 12.3
3 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:42.425 +15.72 4 +1 18 10.5
4 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:45.075 +18.37 3 -1 17 10.9
5 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:47.267 +20.56 1 -4 21 10.7
6 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:48.158 +21.45 2 -4 20 10.7
7 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:52.367 +25.66 9 +2 38 11.5
8 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:56.267 +29.56 7 -1 33 11.0
9 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:58.183 +31.48 6 -3 29 10.7
10 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:59.508 +32.80 10 0 31 12.0
11 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 4:06.842 +40.13 5 -6 30 11.0
The Lieutenant FELL LMP Lump Patrol 11 -1 31 21.4
Custard WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 15 +2 24 11.1
Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 8 -6 12 10.8
Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks 14 -1 12 11.8
Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 0 10 11.3
3.092
Wide Load is airborne!
8.100
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 4-2-3-3-3.
12.475
The Kidney is losing bits. Recent finishes: 6-7-8-7-8.
20.050
Custard is on the move. Recent finishes: 4-2-3-3-3.
24.925
Puck Yeah is airborne!
29.550
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 1-11-2-2-2.
34.892
Up it goes.
39.183
Absolute carnage.
45.525
Absolute carnage.
49.867
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 2-13-5-4-14.
54.167
There goes a piece of Honey Mustard.
59.258
There is nothing left of it.
1:01.517
Tender Greg is out.
1:07.250
The Lieutenant goes to the front.
1:11.500
Pilot Light has put Puck Yeah out.
1:16.617
Up it goes.
1:19.192
Pilot Light will not be back.
1:23.600
Absolute carnage.
1:30.475
There goes a piece of The Kidney.
1:34.875
There is nothing left of it.
1:42.200
That is a long way off the ground.
1:47.867
Extraordinary scenes.
1:53.158
The Lieutenant leaves something behind.
1:57.767
Wide Load is airborne!
2:03.033
Up it goes.
2:08.142
And it all goes wrong.
2:13.308
Oh, that is a big one.
2:18.975
That is a long way off the ground.
2:24.750
There is nothing protecting Custard now.
2:29.300
Wide Load goes to the front.
2:34.792
Custard is out.
2:39.542
Wide Load is airborne!
2:52.025
There goes a piece of Crawlspace.
2:57.975
Extraordinary scenes.
3:04.042
Last lap.
3:10.417
That has come off.
3:17.517
Crawlspace leaves something behind.
3:22.350
You do not see that every day.
3:23.708
Wide Load has it.
3:26.708
Wide Load wins the derby.
3:38.975
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
3:47.450
That is a long way off the ground.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 21.650 The Lieutenant 21.650
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 45.050 Old Gristle 21.291
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:07.317 Old Gristle 20.884
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:28.558 Old Gristle 21.108
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:50.742 Old Gristle 22.092
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:16.392 Wide Load 22.109
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:41.108 Wide Load 23.091
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 3:04.042 Wide Load 21.509
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 7 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 11 2/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 14 1/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 16 1/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 17 2/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 20 2/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 22 1/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
140 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 2-2-2-5-7.
11.88
1
Big Randy The Noodles
136 starts, 7 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 3-2-6-9-4.
20.75
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
146 starts, 23 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 1-3-2-2-2.
3.13
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
145 starts, 27 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 3-1-1-1-2.
3.41
22
Butter Bean The Beans
138 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.9. Last five: 4-10-3-3-10.
93.28
6
The Kidney The Beans
130 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.9. Last five: 4-10-5-5-5.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
127 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.4. Last five: 13-11-7-8-4.
193.77
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
122 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 10-14-15-16-15.
219.30
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
136 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 9-6-12-13-9.
130.86
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
133 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 15-5-16-3-6.
153.17
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
130 starts, 30 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 4-2-8-5-1.
8.80
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
142 starts, 33 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 5-6-3-4-8.
6.84
4
Wide Load The Pucks
134 starts, 22 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 1-5-13-4-6.
10.78
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
132 starts, 4 wins, average finish 12.3. Last five: 9-14-12-1-16.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
131 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 7-14-9-5-11.
119.93
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
136 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 15-14-12-12-16.
219.30

Course preview

5 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
50m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
15m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Smooth
15m ↑13°
Smooth Descent Smooth
50m ↓15°

The endurance one, cut into the floor of an old quarry — the biggest lap on the calendar, with a real hill in the back straight that has to be climbed nine times. This is attrition rather than carnage: a Chunkle that has shed half its rind has also shed the momentum to get up the hill, and simply stops being a competitor somewhere on the slope. Races here are won by the patient and finished by almost nobody. The quarry has, everyone agrees, excellent natural acoustics for the sound of something giving up.

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