Derby · Season 6 · Round 30
The Long Mile — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win
Wide Load took The Long Mile — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Old Gristle finished second. 5 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:26.708 | — | 13 | +12 | 28 | 11.8 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:28.858 | +2.15 | 12 | +10 | 28 | 12.3 |
| 3 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:42.425 | +15.72 | 4 | +1 | 18 | 10.5 |
| 4 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:45.075 | +18.37 | 3 | -1 | 17 | 10.9 |
| 5 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:47.267 | +20.56 | 1 | -4 | 21 | 10.7 |
| 6 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:48.158 | +21.45 | 2 | -4 | 20 | 10.7 |
| 7 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 3:52.367 | +25.66 | 9 | +2 | 38 | 11.5 |
| 8 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:56.267 | +29.56 | 7 | -1 | 33 | 11.0 |
| 9 | The Kidney | The Beans | 3:58.183 | +31.48 | 6 | -3 | 29 | 10.7 |
| 10 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 3:59.508 | +32.80 | 10 | 0 | 31 | 12.0 |
| 11 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 4:06.842 | +40.13 | 5 | -6 | 30 | 11.0 |
| — | The Lieutenant FELL | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | -1 | 31 | 21.4 |
| — | Custard WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +2 | 24 | 11.1 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -6 | 12 | 10.8 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | -1 | 12 | 11.8 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | 0 | 10 | 11.3 |
3.092
Wide Load is airborne!
8.100
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 4-2-3-3-3.
12.475
The Kidney is losing bits. Recent finishes: 6-7-8-7-8.
20.050
Custard is on the move. Recent finishes: 4-2-3-3-3.
24.925
Puck Yeah is airborne!
29.550
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 1-11-2-2-2.
34.892
Up it goes.
39.183
Absolute carnage.
45.525
Absolute carnage.
49.867
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 2-13-5-4-14.
54.167
There goes a piece of Honey Mustard.
59.258
There is nothing left of it.
1:01.517
Tender Greg is out.
1:07.250
The Lieutenant goes to the front.
1:11.500
Pilot Light has put Puck Yeah out.
1:16.617
Up it goes.
1:19.192
Pilot Light will not be back.
1:23.600
Absolute carnage.
1:30.475
There goes a piece of The Kidney.
1:34.875
There is nothing left of it.
1:42.200
That is a long way off the ground.
1:47.867
Extraordinary scenes.
1:53.158
The Lieutenant leaves something behind.
1:57.767
Wide Load is airborne!
2:03.033
Up it goes.
2:08.142
And it all goes wrong.
2:13.308
Oh, that is a big one.
2:18.975
That is a long way off the ground.
2:24.750
There is nothing protecting Custard now.
2:29.300
Wide Load goes to the front.
2:34.792
Custard is out.
2:39.542
Wide Load is airborne!
2:52.025
There goes a piece of Crawlspace.
2:57.975
Extraordinary scenes.
3:04.042
Last lap.
3:10.417
That has come off.
3:17.517
Crawlspace leaves something behind.
3:22.350
You do not see that every day.
3:23.708
Wide Load has it.
3:26.708
Wide Load wins the derby.
3:38.975
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
3:47.450
That is a long way off the ground.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 21.650 | The Lieutenant 21.650 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 45.050 | Old Gristle 21.291 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 1:07.317 | Old Gristle 20.884 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 1:28.558 | Old Gristle 21.108 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 1:50.742 | Old Gristle 22.092 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 2:16.392 | Wide Load 22.109 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 2:41.108 | Wide Load 23.091 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 3:04.042 | Wide Load 21.509 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 7 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Noodles | 11 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | Lump Patrol | 14 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Pucks | 16 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Nuggets | 17 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 20 | 2/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 22 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 29 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
122 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 10-14-15-16-15.
219.30
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Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
136 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 15-14-12-12-16.
219.30
Course preview
5 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
30m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
50m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
15m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
15m
↑13°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
50m
↓15°
The endurance one, cut into the floor of an old quarry — the biggest lap on the calendar, with a real hill in the back straight that has to be climbed nine times. This is attrition rather than carnage: a Chunkle that has shed half its rind has also shed the momentum to get up the hill, and simply stops being a competitor somewhere on the slope. Races here are won by the patient and finished by almost nobody. The quarry has, everyone agrees, excellent natural acoustics for the sound of something giving up.
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