Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 6 · Round 31

The Saucer — Team Pack Race

Saucer Park · The Saucer · 107 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Damp Kevin survives to win

Damp Kevin took The Saucer — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Second Sock finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:43.058 4 +3 19 10.2
2 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:46.592 +3.53 3 +1 20 10.5
3 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:46.717 +3.66 10 +7 51 11.2
4 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:48.550 +5.49 1 -3 22 10.3
5 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:51.542 +8.48 12 +7 43 12.1
6 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:51.733 +8.68 9 +3 42 11.3
7 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 4:05.725 +22.67 7 0 28 10.5
Crawlspace WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 8 0 29 10.1
The Kidney WRECKED BEA The Beans 6 -3 28 10.6
The Coaster WRECKED PCK The Pucks 14 +4 37 11.4
Floppy Joe WRECKED NOO The Noodles 2 -9 13 10.4
Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks 13 +1 19 12.3
Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans 5 -8 12 9.9
Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 15 +1 20 11.1
Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 +1 11 10.8
Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol 11 -5 16 11.6
2.208
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 11-4-2-3-3.
8.592
There goes a piece of Squish.
12.850
The Coaster takes the lead. Career record: 87 wins from 195, average finish 3.3.
17.308
There goes a piece of Tender Greg.
21.958
That has come off.
26.375
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 1-10-3-2-12.
30.700
Squish leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 11-4-2-3-3.
36.767
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 2-16-5-4-1.
41.117
Extraordinary scenes.
45.567
Oh, that is a big one.
49.783
That was always going to happen.
54.575
Chunk is in trouble.
59.692
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:01.192
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:06.358
Stripped to the shell.
1:11.008
The Lieutenant is airborne!
1:15.750
A new leader — Tender Greg.
1:20.050
It is unravelling for Long John.
1:21.550
And that is Tender Greg finished.
1:26.533
They felt that in the back row.
1:30.342
And that is Squish finished.
1:39.250
Floppy Joe has nothing left on it.
1:43.600
They felt that in the back row.
1:51.658
There goes a piece of The Kidney.
1:53.158
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:54.658
Refried Ron will not be back.
1:56.158
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:04.750
Lil Nugget is airborne!
2:10.650
Lil Nugget goes to the front.
2:15.000
Damp Kevin goes to the front.
2:22.283
There goes a piece of Crawlspace.
2:30.050
Lil Nugget is going backwards.
2:37.558
Oh, that is a big one.
2:42.550
The Kidney has nothing left on it.
2:44.050
And that is The Coaster finished.
2:53.342
That has come off.
2:58.633
The Lieutenant is airborne!
3:03.317
There is nothing protecting Crawlspace now.
3:04.817
The Kidney is out, and The Unit did it.
3:12.775
And it all goes wrong.
3:18.700
Damp Kevin takes the lead.
3:23.217
Crawlspace will not be back.
3:24.717
This is the last of it.
3:39.775
There goes a piece of Lil Nugget.
3:40.058
Damp Kevin is coming to the flag.
3:43.058
It is Damp Kevin!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Tender Greg 17.500 Tender Greg 17.500
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 32.792 Puck Yeah 14.892
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 53.483 Tender Greg 16.833
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 1:11.833 Floppy Joe 17.333
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 1:31.358 The Lieutenant 14.117
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 1:50.325 Floppy Joe 17.742
Smooth Descent Clay Lil Nugget 2:11.275 Lil Nugget 17.925
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 2:29.200 The Coaster 16.583
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 2:47.767 Lil Nugget 17.550
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 3:05.833 Lil Nugget 17.450
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 3:24.325 Damp Kevin 18.492
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 3:43.058 Thick Rick 15.483
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 3 2/2 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 9 2/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 15 1/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 15 1/2 5
5 LMP Lump Patrol 21 1/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 22 0/2 3
7 PCK The Pucks 22 0/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
140 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 2-2-2-5-7.
9.98
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
133 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 11-7-11-14-14.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
147 starts, 23 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 4-1-3-2-2.
2.69
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
145 starts, 27 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 3-1-1-1-2.
2.30
5
Refried Ron The Beans
135 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.7. Last five: 15-15-13-8-12.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans
130 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.9. Last five: 4-10-5-5-5.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
134 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 11-2-8-7-13.
75.02
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
128 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.4. Last five: 3-13-11-7-8.
132.56
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
133 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 8-7-10-10-11.
48.35
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
136 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 9-6-12-13-9.
184.51
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
117 starts, 3 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 14-15-15-12-2.
219.30
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
130 starts, 30 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 4-2-8-5-1.
5.90
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
132 starts, 4 wins, average finish 12.3. Last five: 9-14-12-1-16.
219.30
3
The Coaster The Pucks
143 starts, 13 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 9-8-1-15-12.
101.37
2
Squish The Soft Boys
135 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.7. Last five: 14-10-7-11-11.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
137 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 15-15-14-12-12.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 107 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Short, banked, clay, and nowhere to hide — twelve laps of the same two corners with the whole field welded to the same line. It is the sport at its most basic and still puts one competitor in the wall most weeks. The grandstand was built on the outside of turn two for the obvious reason: that is where everything ends up, and those seats come with a complimentary poncho. The clay is rolled smooth every morning and looks, for about four minutes, like it might be safe. It is not.

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