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Derby · Season 6 · Round 35

The Kidney — Team Pack Race

Kidney Flats · The Kidney · 123 m · 16 competitors Heavy contact
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Wide Load wins at Kidney Flats

Wide Load took The Kidney — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Old Gristle finished second. 2 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:25.692 — 14 +13 25 12.0
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:28.233 +2.54 12 +10 22 12.3
3 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:28.475 +2.78 4 +1 1 10.7
4 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:28.967 +3.28 3 -1 4 10.5
5 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 3:31.142 +5.45 1 -4 0 10.7
6 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:31.292 +5.60 11 +5 27 11.5
7 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:31.558 +5.87 2 -5 3 10.4
8 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:35.975 +10.28 15 +7 18 11.6
9 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:37.042 +11.35 9 0 34 10.9
10 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:42.833 +17.14 10 0 38 11.6
11 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:43.617 +17.93 7 -4 9 10.6
12 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:44.033 +18.34 6 -6 12 10.8
13 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:46.358 +20.67 8 -5 14 10.2
14 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 3:49.108 +23.42 5 -9 12 10.2
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 13 -2 22 11.2
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 0 10 11.2
3.858
The Kidney is losing bits.
9.208
There goes a piece of Custard.
20.050
Look at Puck Yeah go. Recent finishes: 11-2-2-5-1.
25.258
Refried Ron is losing bits.
30.050
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 1-2-2-5-1.
37.425
Honey Mustard is losing bits. Recent finishes: 16-7-3-12-3.
48.133
Puck Yeah is airborne! Recent finishes: 11-2-2-5-1.
53.192
Up it goes.
57.692
That has come off. Recent finishes: 6-6-7-6-4.
1:09.883
Extraordinary scenes.
1:18.142
Look at the state of it.
1:22.408
They felt that in the back row.
1:23.908
Wide Load has put Tender Greg out.
1:28.650
Up it goes.
1:36.642
There is nothing left of it.
1:41.433
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:46.533
Up it goes.
1:51.983
And that is Puck Yeah finished.
1:59.708
That has come off.
2:08.008
Wide Load is airborne!
2:14.550
Honey Mustard is airborne!
2:21.450
The Kidney is losing bits.
2:28.675
Refried Ron is losing bits.
2:38.067
Old Gristle is airborne!
2:43.025
Up it goes.
2:57.308
That has come off.
2:59.183
This is the last of it.
3:03.908
You do not see that every day.
3:09.042
Up it goes.
3:13.808
There goes a piece of Crawlspace.
3:18.875
That has come off.
3:22.692
Wide Load has it.
3:25.250
Wide Load is airborne!
3:26.750
Wide Load wins the derby.
3:32.458
Absolute carnage.
3:44.158
Extraordinary scenes.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
The Hairpin Clay Old Gristle 21.725 Old Gristle 21.725
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 47.842 Puck Yeah 24.234
The Hairpin Clay Old Gristle 1:14.842 Tube Sock 25.491
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 1:39.317 Wide Load 21.284
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 2:06.342 The Lieutenant 23.925
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 2:33.142 Second Sock 25.517
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 2:59.183 Floppy Joe 25.458
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 3:25.692 Thick Rick 22.834
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 7 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 8 2/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 12 2/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 16 1/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 19 2/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 24 1/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 24 2/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 26 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
136 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 2-7-15-11-7.
146.45
7
Long John The Noodles
143 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 3-5-3-2-2.
8.21
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
132 starts, 20 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 4-1-3-3-5.
4.47
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
149 starts, 23 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 3-4-4-1-3.
3.18
5
Refried Ron The Beans
135 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.7. Last five: 15-15-13-8-12.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans
133 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 13-14-16-4-10.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
135 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 9-11-2-8-7.
108.65
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
131 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.4. Last five: 12-11-6-3-13.
219.30
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
136 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 7-7-10-8-7.
67.30
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
137 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 9-10-12-10-15.
138.02
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
132 starts, 31 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 1-8-4-2-8.
6.31
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
145 starts, 34 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 6-2-1-5-6.
6.56
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
134 starts, 4 wins, average finish 12.3. Last five: 11-9-9-14-12.
219.30
4
Wide Load The Pucks
137 starts, 23 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 2-4-1-1-5.
8.62
21
Custard The Soft Boys
131 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 7-14-9-5-11.
112.27
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
141 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 16-15-15-10-15.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 123 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°

Long straights, a hairpin at each end, and a back straight with almost no drive left in it. The field fans out down one side and arrives at the corner as a single object down the other, which is where the racing — and most of the paperwork — happens. The back straight is where a Chunkle that has run out of momentum quietly discovers it is now scenery. Named for its shape, though regulars will tell you it is named for what it does to you.

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