Derby · Season 6 · Round 39
The Rink — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win
The Coaster took The Rink — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Gravy finished second. 11 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 2:51.217 | — | 13 | +12 | 21 | 11.3 |
| 2 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 2:55.292 | +4.08 | 12 | +10 | 13 | 11.0 |
| 3 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:02.125 | +10.91 | 11 | +8 | 19 | 10.9 |
| 4 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 3:05.350 | +14.13 | 10 | +6 | 24 | 10.9 |
| 5 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 3:13.383 | +22.17 | 9 | +4 | 31 | 10.9 |
| — | Long John RUNNING | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -4 | 12 | 9.4 |
| — | Second Sock RUNNING | The Wet Socks | — | — | 3 | -4 | 11 | 9.2 |
| — | Big Randy RUNNING | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -7 | 11 | 9.5 |
| — | The Kidney RUNNING | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -4 | 15 | 9.4 |
| — | The Heel WRECKED | The Wet Socks | — | — | 4 | -6 | 16 | 9.4 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -4 | 13 | 9.6 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +3 | 17 | 11.0 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +1 | 14 | 11.0 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -8 | 13 | 9.9 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -7 | 12 | 9.9 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | 0 | 10 | 10.1 |
3.350
Tender Greg takes the lead. Career record: 0 wins from 188, average finish 5.9.
9.017
There is nothing left of it. Recent finishes: 1-2-2-11-2.
17.075
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 1-16-2-2-7.
21.892
That has come off.
26.383
That is a long way off the ground.
30.725
The Heel is losing bits. Recent finishes: 4-9-3-13-8.
37.925
They felt that in the back row.
42.350
Radiator is losing bits.
46.700
Puck Yeah leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 1-2-2-11-2.
51.067
Radiator is losing bits.
57.342
That has come off.
1:03.275
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:12.450
That is a long way off the ground.
1:17.258
Tender Greg leaves something behind.
1:22.300
They will not want to see that again.
1:26.858
Tender Greg has nothing left on it.
1:29.683
Tender Greg is out.
1:34.325
That is a long way off the ground.
1:39.092
That has come off.
1:43.583
It is coming apart now.
1:46.267
Puck Yeah will not be back.
1:54.133
They will not want to see that again.
1:57.150
That is Radiator taking Pilot Light with them.
2:01.492
Lil Nugget is airborne!
2:08.233
Extraordinary scenes.
2:09.733
Refried Ron is out.
2:11.233
Squish will not be back.
2:15.567
The Lieutenant is airborne!
2:21.683
That was always going to happen.
2:25.942
That has come off.
2:35.600
Radiator is losing bits.
2:37.100
Last lap.
2:46.517
Gravy is airborne!
2:48.217
The Coaster is coming to the flag.
2:51.217
The Coaster takes it!
2:56.925
There is nothing protecting The Heel now.
3:00.533
Radiator will not be back.
3:05.250
They will not want to see that again.
3:17.867
The Heel is out.
3:23.592
That has come off.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Slick | The Coaster | 17.842 | The Coaster 17.842 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | The Coaster | 36.225 | Gravy 17.591 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | The Coaster | 51.842 | The Coaster 15.617 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | The Coaster | 1:10.325 | Gravy 16.583 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | The Coaster | 1:26.292 | Puck Yeah 15.775 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | The Coaster | 1:41.675 | Puck Yeah 15.192 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | The Coaster | 1:59.483 | Gravy 16.434 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | The Coaster | 2:17.000 | The Coaster 17.517 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | The Coaster | 2:35.783 | The Lieutenant 17.100 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | The Coaster | 2:51.217 | The Lieutenant 14.392 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 5 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 9 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Pucks | 14 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Noodles | 14 | 0/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 17 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 23 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 26 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 28 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
127 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 15-14-13-8-14.
219.30
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Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
144 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 15-16-16-16-15.
219.30
Course preview
4 sections · 124 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
18m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
44m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
18m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
44m
↓15°
Polished concrete under a film of water, in a refrigerated warehouse nobody has stored anything in for years — and there is no grip anywhere in it. Nothing accelerates and nothing slows down, so whatever order the field is in at the first corner is roughly the order it keeps, unless somebody arrives sideways, which somebody always does. Whatever you come in with is what you leave with, dented in the same places. The warehouse is still kept refrigerated, for a reason nobody on the staff has ever been able to establish.
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