Derby · Season 6 · Round 40
The Long Mile — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Honey Mustard survives to win
Honey Mustard took The Long Mile — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. Wide Load finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 3:35.783 | — | 10 | +9 | 40 | 12.2 |
| 2 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:39.275 | +3.49 | 13 | +11 | 29 | 12.0 |
| 3 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 3:40.767 | +4.98 | 14 | +11 | 31 | 12.2 |
| 4 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:45.217 | +9.43 | 4 | 0 | 21 | 10.4 |
| 5 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:45.658 | +9.88 | 2 | -3 | 24 | 11.0 |
| 6 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:46.483 | +10.70 | 3 | -3 | 16 | 10.7 |
| 7 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 3:49.608 | +13.83 | 9 | +2 | 51 | 11.6 |
| 8 | The Kidney | The Beans | 4:01.733 | +25.95 | 6 | -2 | 24 | 11.3 |
| — | Crooked Pete WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -8 | 14 | 10.8 |
| — | Gravy WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | +2 | 37 | 12.7 |
| — | Custard WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +5 | 25 | 11.4 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | -1 | 18 | 12.3 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -8 | 12 | 11.2 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -6 | 12 | 10.8 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -8 | 11 | 10.3 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | -1 | 10 | 11.3 |
3.092
Wide Load is airborne!
9.500
A new leader — The Coaster. Career record: 89 wins from 202, average finish 3.3.
13.758
Radiator leaves something behind.
20.050
Lil Nugget is coming through.
24.325
There goes a piece of Tender Greg.
28.692
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
34.117
That was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 2-2-15-1-2.
38.675
There goes a piece of Tender Greg.
44.183
Chunk is losing bits.
49.292
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 1-2-1-1-2.
54.858
Radiator leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 4-8-5-6-15.
59.983
That has come off. Recent finishes: 1-3-5-8-3.
1:03.567
Wide Load has put Tender Greg out.
1:08.133
Radiator has nothing left on it.
1:13.400
Chunk is airborne!
1:17.842
And it all goes wrong.
1:22.133
That has come off.
1:26.350
They felt that in the back row.
1:31.508
Pilot Light will not be back.
1:35.075
Radiator will not be back.
1:40.050
The Coaster is coming through.
1:48.367
Oh, that is a big one.
1:53.508
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:59.383
Up it goes.
2:03.925
Up it goes.
2:08.650
That is a long way off the ground.
2:12.450
Refried Ron is out.
2:15.483
That is The Coaster taking Chunk with them.
2:20.000
Wide Load goes to the front.
2:27.208
There goes a piece of The Coaster.
2:32.125
Stripped to the shell.
2:36.600
That is a long way off the ground.
2:41.308
That is a long way off the ground.
2:42.808
And that is Custard finished.
2:50.383
Up it goes.
2:54.892
The Kidney is losing bits.
2:57.033
And that is Gravy finished.
3:02.150
That is a long way off the ground.
3:08.292
That has come off.
3:10.375
Last lap.
3:14.583
Up it goes.
3:20.050
Lil Nugget is going backwards.
3:21.608
Lil Nugget has put Crooked Pete out.
3:26.250
That has come off.
3:32.517
There is nothing left of it.
3:32.783
Here comes Honey Mustard.
3:35.783
Honey Mustard wins the derby.
3:48.900
Extraordinary scenes.
3:53.675
The Kidney has nothing left on it.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 22.442 | The Coaster 22.442 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 46.350 | Wide Load 22.675 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Chunk | 1:10.192 | Chunk 20.859 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Lil Nugget | 1:32.550 | Gravy 21.683 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Lil Nugget | 1:57.250 | Wide Load 23.725 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 2:23.017 | Wide Load 21.642 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Honey Mustard | 2:45.908 | Honey Mustard 18.741 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Honey Mustard | 3:10.375 | The Coaster 23.241 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 5 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 8 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Wet Socks | 10 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Noodles | 14 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 21 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Lump Patrol | 22 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Soft Boys | 27 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 29 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
127 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 15-14-13-8-14.
219.30
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Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
145 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 13-15-16-16-16.
219.30
Course preview
5 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
30m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
50m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
15m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
15m
↑13°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
50m
↓15°
The endurance one, cut into the floor of an old quarry — the biggest lap on the calendar, with a real hill in the back straight that has to be climbed nine times. This is attrition rather than carnage: a Chunkle that has shed half its rind has also shed the momentum to get up the hill, and simply stops being a competitor somewhere on the slope. Races here are won by the patient and finished by almost nobody. The quarry has, everyone agrees, excellent natural acoustics for the sound of something giving up.
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