Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 6 · Round 40

The Long Mile — Team Pack Race

Long Mile Basin · The Long Mile · 161 m · 16 competitors Uphill section Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Honey Mustard survives to win

Honey Mustard took The Long Mile — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. Wide Load finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:35.783 10 +9 40 12.2
2 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:39.275 +3.49 13 +11 29 12.0
3 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:40.767 +4.98 14 +11 31 12.2
4 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:45.217 +9.43 4 0 21 10.4
5 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:45.658 +9.88 2 -3 24 11.0
6 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:46.483 +10.70 3 -3 16 10.7
7 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:49.608 +13.83 9 +2 51 11.6
8 The Kidney BEA The Beans 4:01.733 +25.95 6 -2 24 11.3
Crooked Pete WRECKED NOO The Noodles 1 -8 14 10.8
Gravy WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol 12 +2 37 12.7
Custard WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 +5 25 11.4
Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol 11 -1 18 12.3
Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans 5 -8 12 11.2
Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 8 -6 12 10.8
Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 7 -8 11 10.3
Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 15 -1 10 11.3
3.092
Wide Load is airborne!
9.500
A new leader — The Coaster. Career record: 89 wins from 202, average finish 3.3.
13.758
Radiator leaves something behind.
20.050
Lil Nugget is coming through.
24.325
There goes a piece of Tender Greg.
28.692
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
34.117
That was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 2-2-15-1-2.
38.675
There goes a piece of Tender Greg.
44.183
Chunk is losing bits.
49.292
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 1-2-1-1-2.
54.858
Radiator leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 4-8-5-6-15.
59.983
That has come off. Recent finishes: 1-3-5-8-3.
1:03.567
Wide Load has put Tender Greg out.
1:08.133
Radiator has nothing left on it.
1:13.400
Chunk is airborne!
1:17.842
And it all goes wrong.
1:22.133
That has come off.
1:26.350
They felt that in the back row.
1:31.508
Pilot Light will not be back.
1:35.075
Radiator will not be back.
1:40.050
The Coaster is coming through.
1:48.367
Oh, that is a big one.
1:53.508
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:59.383
Up it goes.
2:03.925
Up it goes.
2:08.650
That is a long way off the ground.
2:12.450
Refried Ron is out.
2:15.483
That is The Coaster taking Chunk with them.
2:20.000
Wide Load goes to the front.
2:27.208
There goes a piece of The Coaster.
2:32.125
Stripped to the shell.
2:36.600
That is a long way off the ground.
2:41.308
That is a long way off the ground.
2:42.808
And that is Custard finished.
2:50.383
Up it goes.
2:54.892
The Kidney is losing bits.
2:57.033
And that is Gravy finished.
3:02.150
That is a long way off the ground.
3:08.292
That has come off.
3:10.375
Last lap.
3:14.583
Up it goes.
3:20.050
Lil Nugget is going backwards.
3:21.608
Lil Nugget has put Crooked Pete out.
3:26.250
That has come off.
3:32.517
There is nothing left of it.
3:32.783
Here comes Honey Mustard.
3:35.783
Honey Mustard wins the derby.
3:48.900
Extraordinary scenes.
3:53.675
The Kidney has nothing left on it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 22.442 The Coaster 22.442
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 46.350 Wide Load 22.675
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 1:10.192 Chunk 20.859
Smooth Descent Clay Lil Nugget 1:32.550 Gravy 21.683
Smooth Descent Clay Lil Nugget 1:57.250 Wide Load 23.725
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 2:23.017 Wide Load 21.642
Smooth Descent Clay Honey Mustard 2:45.908 Honey Mustard 18.741
Smooth Descent Clay Honey Mustard 3:10.375 The Coaster 23.241
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 5 2/2 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 8 2/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 10 2/2 6
4 NOO The Noodles 14 1/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 21 1/2 4
6 LMP Lump Patrol 22 0/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 27 0/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
131 starts, 2 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 10-11-2-4-14.
193.27
1
Big Randy The Noodles
143 starts, 7 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 6-6-10-3-10.
14.14
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
136 starts, 20 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 16-3-7-4-4.
6.02
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
154 starts, 24 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-4-11-4-1.
2.31
5
Refried Ron The Beans
138 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.7. Last five: 14-13-14-15-15.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans
138 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.9. Last five: 8-9-9-13-5.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
127 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 15-14-13-8-14.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
161 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 7-15-13-13-15.
219.30
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
141 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 10-3-7-6-9.
36.23
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
141 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 5-10-8-9-9.
56.61
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
121 starts, 3 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 11-16-2-11-14.
219.30
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
156 starts, 20 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-5-8-14-2.
21.98
4
Wide Load The Pucks
142 starts, 25 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 4-1-1-2-12.
2.96
3
The Coaster The Pucks
146 starts, 13 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 10-3-12-9-8.
58.57
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
145 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 13-15-16-16-16.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
133 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 11-13-7-14-9.
77.87

Course preview

5 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
50m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
15m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Smooth
15m ↑13°
Smooth Descent Smooth
50m ↓15°

The endurance one, cut into the floor of an old quarry — the biggest lap on the calendar, with a real hill in the back straight that has to be climbed nine times. This is attrition rather than carnage: a Chunkle that has shed half its rind has also shed the momentum to get up the hill, and simply stops being a competitor somewhere on the slope. Races here are won by the patient and finished by almost nobody. The quarry has, everyone agrees, excellent natural acoustics for the sound of something giving up.

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