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Derby · Season 6 · Round 42

Crossbones — Team Pack Race

Crossbones Field · Crossbones · 161 m · 16 competitors Crossing traffic Track furniture Steep banking
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Carnage — Tube Sock survives to win

Tube Sock took Crossbones — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Gravy finished second. 13 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:12.342 — 3 +2 18 10.4
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:14.950 +2.61 11 +9 33 12.0
3 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:17.792 +5.45 1 -2 20 10.3
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +11 27 11.3
— The Kidney WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 5 0 23 10.7
— Honey Mustard WRECKED NUG The Nuggets — — 10 +4 34 11.8
— Crooked Pete WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 2 -5 13 10.4
— Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 +4 16 11.6
— Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 6 -3 15 10.6
— Stubbs RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -1 21 11.5
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +5 9 11.0
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -4 10 10.0
— The Heel RUNNING WET The Wet Socks — — 4 -9 9 10.1
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -7 13 9.6
— Slapper RUNNING PCK The Pucks — — 13 -2 8 10.3
— The Coaster RUNNING PCK The Pucks — — 14 -2 11 10.7
2.283
There is nothing left of it.
9.400
A new leader — Gravy. Career record: 45 wins from 180, average finish 3.9.
13.608
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
17.900
Long John is losing bits.
22.675
Radiator is losing bits.
27.050
Stripped to the shell. Recent finishes: 7-4-8-5-6.
32.742
Absolute carnage.
37.742
Extraordinary scenes.
41.117
Radiator is out, and The Heel did it.
45.700
A new leader — Chunk.
50.050
Look at Chunk go.
54.325
Gravy is airborne!
59.442
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 13-12-8-13-5.
1:10.467
Crooked Pete has put Tender Greg out.
1:12.808
The Kidney has put Pilot Light out.
1:17.992
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 8-8-7-3-8.
1:24.408
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 11-4-6-6-4.
1:29.608
Honey Mustard is airborne!
1:33.867
Stripped to the shell.
1:39.250
There is nothing left of it.
1:41.992
That is The Heel taking Refried Ron with them.
1:43.492
Chunk is out.
1:52.658
That is real damage.
2:01.533
They will not want to see that again.
2:07.475
Crooked Pete will not be back.
2:12.692
Long John has put The Kidney out.
2:17.225
That is The Heel taking Honey Mustard with them.
2:23.258
That has come off.
2:34.900
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:36.400
Squish is out, and Long John did it.
2:44.050
This is the last of it.
2:49.033
Up it goes.
3:02.442
That is real damage.
3:09.342
Here comes Tube Sock.
3:09.642
Gravy is airborne!
3:12.342
Tube Sock takes it!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Radiator 25.825 Radiator 25.825
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 53.767 Long John 26.083
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:20.517 Tube Sock 26.542
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:49.792 Tube Sock 26.908
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:16.758 Squish 26.791
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 2:44.050 Tube Sock 25.950
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 3:12.342 Gravy 28.158
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 10 1/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 10 1/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 14 1/2 6
4 BEA The Beans 14 0/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 15 0/2 4
6 NUG The Nuggets 16 0/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 26 0/2 2
8 PCK The Pucks 31 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
150 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 15-4-2-4-4.
2.73
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
132 starts, 2 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 11-10-11-2-4.
70.81
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
138 starts, 20 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 4-6-16-3-7.
2.25
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
120 starts, 13 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 10-5-5-8-8.
10.33
6
The Kidney The Beans
139 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.9. Last five: 10-8-9-9-13.
74.92
5
Refried Ron The Beans
141 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.8. Last five: 13-15-16-14-13.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
163 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.0. Last five: 9-14-7-15-13.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
127 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 15-14-13-8-14.
219.30
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
140 starts, 8 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 2-9-14-12-7.
19.51
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
143 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 14-6-5-10-8.
23.07
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
156 starts, 20 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-5-8-14-2.
19.93
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
124 starts, 3 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 3-10-12-11-16.
122.90
8
Slapper The Pucks
136 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 9-14-11-6-11.
64.38
3
The Coaster The Pucks
147 starts, 13 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 5-10-3-12-9.
32.99
2
Squish The Soft Boys
146 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.8. Last five: 6-12-15-9-14.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
146 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 16-13-15-16-16.
219.30

Course preview

8 sections · 161 m
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The flat-crossing figure of eight, and the reason this sport has a waiver. Once a lap the field drives through the junction it crossed thirty seconds ago, so the thing that hits you was neither in front of you nor behind you a moment before — it came from the side, on a road you had already used and forgotten about. Half the field never sees the flag. It is the only circuit on the calendar with its own ambulance bay on the infield, and the crew that works it has a favourite corner, which they will not name out of professional courtesy.

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