Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 6 · Round 43

The Wall — Team Pack Race

The Board Track · The Wall · 101 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Stubbs survives to win

Stubbs took The Wall — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. The Lieutenant finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:03.258 10 +9 41 12.8
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:08.075 +4.82 11 +9 30 12.9
3 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:17.308 +14.05 7 +4 39 11.0
4 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:17.483 +14.23 1 -3 6 11.5
5 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:18.408 +15.15 5 0 30 11.3
6 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:18.767 +15.51 4 -2 11 11.1
7 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:18.792 +15.53 3 -4 10 11.3
8 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:20.167 +16.91 2 -6 9 11.4
Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol 12 +3 25 12.8
Slapper WRECKED PCK The Pucks 13 +3 30 13.0
Custard WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 15 +4 22 12.0
Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 8 -4 13 11.8
The Coaster WRECKED PCK The Pucks 14 +1 17 13.1
Lil Nugget WRECKED NUG The Nuggets 9 -5 26 12.9
Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans 6 -9 14 11.4
Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 0 11 12.1
1.950
Yolk is losing bits. Recent finishes: 4-5-7-4-5.
6.300
A new leader — Custard.
10.633
Stubbs is airborne! Recent finishes: 8-8-7-3-8.
14.983
That was always going to happen.
20.050
Lil Nugget is coming through. Recent finishes: 6-1-3-5-8.
24.275
Radiator is losing bits.
29.250
Custard takes the lead.
31.992
Yolk is out, and The Lieutenant did it. Recent finishes: 4-5-7-4-5.
36.917
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 7-14-15-7-6.
41.533
Radiator is losing bits.
48.108
Radiator leaves something behind.
53.583
That has come off.
58.983
Slapper is losing bits.
1:04.275
Stripped to the shell.
1:08.617
Refried Ron is out, and Lil Nugget did it.
1:13.600
Slapper goes to the front.
1:18.108
Lil Nugget is in trouble.
1:22.725
It is coming apart now.
1:26.008
Long John has put Lil Nugget out.
1:30.675
Radiator will not be back.
1:35.008
Slapper will not take much more.
1:36.508
And that is Custard finished.
1:38.008
The Coaster is out.
1:46.625
Up it goes.
1:48.125
And that is Slapper finished.
1:53.000
That was always going to happen.
2:01.592
There goes a piece of Sweaty Gerald.
2:05.858
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:10.950
Sweaty Gerald leaves something behind.
2:15.767
There is nothing left of it.
2:20.050
Absolute carnage.
2:24.367
Up it goes.
2:38.992
There is nothing left of it.
2:45.342
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:46.842
One to go.
2:54.233
Stubbs leaves something behind.
3:00.258
Here comes Stubbs.
3:01.183
Up it goes.
3:03.258
Stubbs takes it!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Boards Sweaty Gerald 14.900 Sweaty Gerald 14.900
Smooth Descent Boards Custard 29.925 Lil Nugget 14.141
Smooth Descent Boards Slapper 45.250 The Coaster 13.250
Smooth Descent Boards Slapper 59.308 Slapper 14.058
Smooth Descent Boards Chunk 1:15.083 Chunk 13.708
Smooth Descent Boards Chunk 1:29.000 Custard 13.633
Smooth Descent Boards Chunk 1:45.325 Stubbs 14.450
Smooth Descent Boards Chunk 1:58.692 Stubbs 13.292
Smooth Descent Boards Stubbs 2:14.258 Stubbs 12.691
Smooth Descent Boards Stubbs 2:31.750 The Lieutenant 14.133
Smooth Descent Boards Stubbs 2:46.017 Stubbs 14.267
Smooth Descent Boards Stubbs 3:03.258 The Lieutenant 13.150
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 11 1/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 12 2/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 13 2/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 15 1/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 15 1/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 20 1/2 3
7 PCK The Pucks 23 0/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 27 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
132 starts, 2 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 11-10-11-2-4.
56.58
7
Long John The Noodles
152 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 7-2-15-4-2.
4.99
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
140 starts, 20 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 4-4-4-6-16.
2.79
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
121 starts, 14 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 1-10-5-5-8.
6.98
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
144 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 12-16-8-14-12.
219.30
5
Refried Ron The Beans
142 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.8. Last five: 14-13-15-16-14.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
142 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 11-2-9-3-7.
7.47
4
Radiator Basement Heat
163 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.0. Last five: 9-14-7-15-13.
219.30
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
143 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 13-4-10-3-7.
68.63
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
141 starts, 8 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 9-2-9-14-12.
27.55
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
139 starts, 31 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 6-7-15-5-12.
5.73
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
124 starts, 3 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 3-10-12-11-16.
219.30
8
Slapper The Pucks
137 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 7-9-14-11-6.
104.95
3
The Coaster The Pucks
147 starts, 13 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 5-10-3-12-9.
39.72
21
Custard The Soft Boys
136 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-3-5-11-13.
52.74
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
142 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.1. Last five: 13-16-16-16-16.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
35m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
35m ↓15°

A velodrome that took a wrong turn somewhere and never came back. Twenty-six degrees of varnished pine holds the entire field at exactly the same radius whether anybody likes it or not, so the only way past a rival is straight through them. Nothing here chooses its own line; the banking chooses it, and the banking has no favourites and takes no notes. The boards were reclaimed from a real velodrome in 1991 and still carry the original lap markings under the tyre rubber, which no competitor has ever had a spare moment to read.

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