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Derby · Season 6 · Round 45

The Kidney — Team Pack Race

Kidney Flats · The Kidney · 123 m · 16 competitors Heavy contact
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The Coaster wins at Kidney Flats

The Coaster took The Kidney — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Chunk finished second. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:23.383 — 13 +12 28 11.9
2 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 3:24.200 +0.82 12 +10 23 11.8
3 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:26.575 +3.19 4 +1 1 10.6
4 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:29.883 +6.50 3 -1 3 10.5
5 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:30.392 +7.01 1 -4 4 10.4
6 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:33.133 +9.75 2 -4 3 10.5
7 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:33.358 +9.98 9 +2 35 12.0
8 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:35.358 +11.98 10 +2 21 12.1
9 Slapper PCK The Pucks 3:36.000 +12.62 14 +5 25 11.8
10 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 3:37.283 +13.90 16 +6 16 11.6
11 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:37.467 +14.08 11 0 25 12.3
12 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:41.783 +18.40 15 +3 16 11.4
13 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:45.933 +22.55 8 -5 12 10.6
14 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 3:46.542 +23.16 7 -7 4 10.2
15 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 3:48.783 +25.40 6 -9 8 10.3
16 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:49.567 +26.18 5 -11 12 10.3
2.317
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 2-1-2-2-15.
9.600
Refried Ron is losing bits. Recent finishes: 14-8-7-14-15.
18.900
Slapper goes to the front.
25.800
A new leader — Tube Sock. Career record: 1 wins from 204, average finish 6.8.
30.050
Look at Lil Nugget go. Recent finishes: 2-4-6-1-3.
34.425
And it all goes wrong.
40.050
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 15-1-1-1-3.
47.300
Chunk goes to the front.
52.708
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
58.217
That is a long way off the ground.
1:03.292
They will not want to see that again.
1:08.350
Extraordinary scenes.
1:16.733
The Coaster is losing bits.
1:22.683
Chunk leaves something behind.
1:27.250
Custard is losing bits.
1:31.742
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:44.750
And it all goes wrong.
1:50.858
That was always going to happen.
1:55.300
Up it goes.
2:06.950
That was always going to happen.
2:11.642
Slapper leaves something behind.
2:16.983
Up it goes.
2:24.408
Squish leaves something behind.
2:30.392
You do not see that every day.
2:40.500
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:45.275
Up it goes.
2:52.400
That is real damage.
2:57.175
One to go.
3:02.617
Extraordinary scenes.
3:09.117
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
3:13.383
There is nothing left of it.
3:20.383
The Coaster is coming to the flag.
3:20.850
The Coaster takes the lead.
3:23.383
It is The Coaster!
3:32.400
That has come off.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
The Hairpin Clay Tube Sock 25.575 Tube Sock 25.575
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 50.483 Chunk 24.425
The Hairpin Clay Chunk 1:17.175 Stubbs 25.367
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 1:40.492 Chunk 23.317
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 2:08.042 Gravy 23.325
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 2:32.025 Chunk 23.983
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 2:57.175 Lil Nugget 23.042
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 3:23.383 The Coaster 20.516
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 7 2/2 8
2 PCK The Pucks 10 2/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 11 2/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 13 2/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 15 2/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 22 2/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 27 2/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 31 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
153 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 5-7-2-15-4.
7.41
1
Big Randy The Noodles
144 starts, 8 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 1-6-6-10-3.
10.57
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
158 starts, 24 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-3-2-8-2.
2.22
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
141 starts, 20 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 3-4-4-4-6.
3.69
6
The Kidney The Beans
142 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.9. Last five: 9-8-12-10-8.
219.30
5
Refried Ron The Beans
142 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.8. Last five: 14-13-15-16-14.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
129 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 15-15-15-14-13.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
143 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 9-11-2-9-3.
47.74
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
142 starts, 8 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 2-9-2-9-14.
30.71
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
144 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 10-13-4-10-3.
88.65
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
158 starts, 20 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 6-6-7-5-8.
16.29
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
125 starts, 3 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 5-3-10-12-11.
186.53
3
The Coaster The Pucks
147 starts, 13 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 5-10-3-12-9.
33.02
8
Slapper The Pucks
137 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 7-9-14-11-6.
113.83
21
Custard The Soft Boys
137 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 13-8-3-5-11.
71.67
2
Squish The Soft Boys
147 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.8. Last five: 8-6-12-15-9.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 123 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°

Long straights, a hairpin at each end, and a back straight with almost no drive left in it. The field fans out down one side and arrives at the corner as a single object down the other, which is where the racing — and most of the paperwork — happens. The back straight is where a Chunkle that has run out of momentum quietly discovers it is now scenery. Named for its shape, though regulars will tell you it is named for what it does to you.

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