Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 6 · Round 46

The Pinch — Team Pack Race

The Pinch Works · The Pinch · 135 m · 16 competitors Pinch points Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Second Sock survives to win

Second Sock took The Pinch — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. The Heel finished second. 7 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:14.025 3 +2 11 11.2
2 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:19.608 +5.58 4 +2 12 10.7
3 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:22.350 +8.33 2 -1 16 10.5
4 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:24.092 +10.07 1 -3 13 10.6
5 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:25.933 +11.91 12 +7 43 12.3
6 Slapper PCK The Pucks 3:27.617 +13.59 13 +7 44 10.9
7 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:33.233 +19.21 6 -1 20 11.3
8 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:34.067 +20.04 8 0 27 10.4
9 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:37.742 +23.72 9 0 34 11.4
Lil Nugget WRECKED NUG The Nuggets 10 0 39 12.1
Custard WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 +5 25 11.2
Gravy WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol 11 -1 33 12.3
The Coaster WRECKED PCK The Pucks 14 +1 34 10.9
Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 7 -7 13 10.6
Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans 5 -10 12 10.2
Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 15 -1 12 11.0
3.808
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 3-2-6-3-3.
10.050
Extraordinary scenes.
15.408
Up it goes.
19.967
Refried Ron leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 6-14-8-7-14.
25.033
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 2-4-6-1-3.
29.667
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 1-1-2-3-1.
34.642
Stubbs is airborne!
39.600
Refried Ron is losing bits. Recent finishes: 6-14-8-7-14.
44.533
There goes a piece of Yolk.
49.325
They felt that in the back row.
53.625
Stripped to the shell.
58.417
Slapper is losing bits.
1:03.000
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:05.900
That is Second Sock taking Yolk with them.
1:10.875
That is a long way off the ground.
1:16.342
They will not want to see that again.
1:21.267
Oh, that is a big one.
1:26.308
Refried Ron leaves something behind.
1:31.042
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:36.183
That is a long way off the ground.
1:40.858
Up it goes.
1:45.767
Old Gristle leaves something behind.
1:50.050
Lil Nugget is coming through.
1:54.800
Look at the state of it.
2:00.283
Absolute carnage.
2:04.942
Up it goes.
2:08.342
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:12.317
Refried Ron is out.
2:16.967
Gravy leaves something behind.
2:21.817
That was always going to happen.
2:26.842
Up it goes.
2:33.975
Look at the state of it.
2:38.533
That has come off.
2:42.983
That is real damage.
2:48.575
The Coaster will not be back.
2:51.125
This is the last of it.
2:54.975
Custard is out.
3:04.467
Up it goes.
3:05.967
And that is Gravy finished.
3:08.225
Old Gristle has put Lil Nugget out.
3:11.025
Here comes Second Sock.
3:14.025
Second Sock takes it!
3:19.592
That has come off.
3:24.125
There goes a piece of Stubbs.
3:32.583
Up it goes.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 20.100 Custard 20.100
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 42.375 Second Sock 20.958
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 1:02.992 Custard 20.617
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 1:25.617 Lil Nugget 20.909
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 1:46.300 Second Sock 20.208
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 2:07.400 Old Gristle 20.742
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 2:29.617 The Heel 21.191
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 2:51.125 Stubbs 19.608
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 3:14.025 Second Sock 21.192
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 3 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 7 2/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 17 1/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 19 1/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 19 1/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 22 1/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 22 1/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 27 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
154 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 2-5-7-2-15.
5.27
1
Big Randy The Noodles
144 starts, 8 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 1-6-6-10-3.
9.29
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
159 starts, 24 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 4-2-3-2-8.
2.06
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
123 starts, 14 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 10-3-1-10-5.
8.84
5
Refried Ron The Beans
143 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.8. Last five: 14-14-13-15-16.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
146 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.9. Last five: 8-5-11-10-6.
84.71
4
Radiator Basement Heat
166 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 15-14-14-9-14.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
143 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 9-11-2-9-3.
34.81
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
143 starts, 8 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 8-2-9-2-9.
54.14
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
145 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 11-10-13-4-10.
110.49
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
159 starts, 20 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-6-6-7-5.
60.94
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
153 starts, 36 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 4-2-14-1-14.
8.41
8
Slapper The Pucks
137 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 7-9-14-11-6.
185.60
3
The Coaster The Pucks
147 starts, 13 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 5-10-3-12-9.
77.93
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
142 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.1. Last five: 13-16-16-16-16.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
138 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 5-13-8-3-5.
46.84

Course preview

6 sections · 135 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
11m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
8m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
11m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

A disused rolling mill with an oval laid through the old loading bay, and a gap in the wall under four metres wide. Sixteen arrive at that gap together, two get through, and the rest sort it out — nine times a race, in front of a crowd that has stopped pretending it came for any other reason. The wall is original ironwork and has never once been repainted, on the grounds that it would only want doing again by Tuesday. Standing room is capped for reasons the management prefers not to put in writing.

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