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Derby · Season 6 · Round 5

The Kidney — Team Pack Race

Kidney Flats · The Kidney · 123 m · 16 competitors Heavy contact
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Old Gristle wins at Kidney Flats

Old Gristle took The Kidney — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Thick Rick finished second. 2 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:31.442 — 12 +11 31 12.3
2 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:33.417 +1.98 9 +7 32 11.8
3 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:33.767 +2.33 14 +11 33 11.3
4 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 3:34.242 +2.80 2 -2 3 10.5
5 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:34.542 +3.10 4 -1 6 10.1
6 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:34.667 +3.23 1 -5 2 10.8
7 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:35.058 +3.62 3 -4 5 10.6
8 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:37.408 +5.97 11 +3 25 12.3
9 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:37.967 +6.53 10 +1 36 12.1
10 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:40.742 +9.30 15 +5 19 11.4
11 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 3:41.975 +10.53 7 -4 11 10.9
12 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:45.083 +13.64 6 -6 20 10.7
13 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 3:45.917 +14.48 8 -5 5 11.0
14 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:48.483 +17.04 5 -9 13 10.9
— Slapper WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 13 -2 27 11.6
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 0 12 11.2
3.217
The Kidney is losing bits. Recent finishes: 9-16-4-8-2.
7.983
The Coaster is losing bits. Recent finishes: 1-1-15-2-3.
19.667
There goes a piece of Slapper. Recent finishes: 14-2-2-1-16.
24.425
Custard is airborne! Recent finishes: 15-11-8-5-4.
29.075
There goes a piece of Tender Greg.
37.875
Look at the state of it.
50.050
Extraordinary scenes.
54.475
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 2-5-4-2-2.
59.242
The Heel is losing bits.
1:06.417
There goes a piece of Tender Greg.
1:14.000
A new leader — Old Gristle.
1:19.108
Old Gristle is airborne!
1:23.525
And it all goes wrong.
1:28.725
Look at the state of it.
1:34.067
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:39.200
Gravy is losing bits.
1:44.642
Thick Rick is airborne!
1:49.758
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:11.150
They felt that in the back row.
2:16.158
Up it goes.
2:22.350
It is coming apart now.
2:28.108
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:34.675
Oh, that is a big one.
2:40.050
Look at the state of it.
2:45.367
The Coaster is losing bits.
2:51.250
That is Custard taking Tender Greg with them.
2:58.925
One to go.
3:03.842
Slapper is in trouble.
3:09.567
Thick Rick is airborne!
3:11.533
Wrecked, and out of the race.
3:16.108
Absolute carnage.
3:21.083
Absolute carnage.
3:28.442
Old Gristle has it.
3:29.075
That has come off.
3:31.442
It is Old Gristle!
3:40.708
There is nothing left of it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
The Hairpin Clay Old Gristle 22.400 Old Gristle 22.400
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 49.150 Thick Rick 25.683
The Hairpin Clay Old Gristle 1:17.350 Gravy 25.692
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 1:43.567 Slapper 25.259
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 2:07.875 Slapper 24.308
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 2:31.058 Slapper 23.183
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 2:58.925 Thick Rick 26.041
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 3:31.442 Lil Nugget 25.484
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 9 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 10 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 11 2/2 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 12 2/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 18 1/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 24 2/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 26 1/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 26 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
124 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 2-2-6-7-2.
6.71
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
115 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 13-11-2-15-2.
91.41
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
129 starts, 18 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 1-1-1-2-5.
1.81
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
100 starts, 11 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 9-1-6-3-3.
7.98
22
Butter Bean The Beans
126 starts, 1 win, average finish 9.0. Last five: 11-12-16-4-15.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans
110 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 8-8-9-14-7.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
136 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.2. Last five: 11-15-10-14-16.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
104 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.6. Last five: 13-14-8-15-14.
219.30
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
117 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 7-3-9-7-1.
24.52
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
116 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 10-12-7-5-12.
179.49
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
132 starts, 16 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 12-9-5-4-11.
42.59
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
127 starts, 30 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 7-4-8-5-7.
6.54
8
Slapper The Pucks
115 starts, 13 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 15-14-1-13-5.
103.37
3
The Coaster The Pucks
118 starts, 11 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 3-11-2-10-5.
26.24
21
Custard The Soft Boys
115 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 4-4-3-13-6.
40.74
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
123 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 16-16-10-16-12.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 123 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°

Long straights, a hairpin at each end, and a back straight with almost no drive left in it. The field fans out down one side and arrives at the corner as a single object down the other, which is where the racing — and most of the paperwork — happens. The back straight is where a Chunkle that has run out of momentum quietly discovers it is now scenery. Named for its shape, though regulars will tell you it is named for what it does to you.

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