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Derby · Season 6 · Round 8

The Dogbone — Team Pack Race

Dogbone Junction · The Dogbone · 143 m · 16 competitors Pinch points Steep banking
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Tube Sock wins at Dogbone Junction

Tube Sock took The Dogbone — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Second Sock finished second. 2 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:10.067 — 3 +2 7 9.5
2 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:10.917 +0.85 4 +2 6 9.2
3 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:14.292 +4.23 1 -2 6 8.8
4 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 3:14.642 +4.58 15 +11 19 9.7
5 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 3:15.850 +5.78 2 -3 7 9.4
6 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:16.200 +6.13 14 +8 29 10.1
7 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:16.700 +6.63 16 +9 21 10.1
8 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 3:20.233 +10.17 7 -1 10 9.5
9 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:21.658 +11.59 6 -3 18 9.3
10 Slapper PCK The Pucks 3:23.117 +13.05 13 +3 29 9.9
11 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:23.275 +13.21 9 -2 38 10.7
12 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:24.250 +14.18 10 -2 32 10.5
13 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:26.658 +16.59 5 -8 11 9.8
14 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:28.717 +18.65 12 -2 42 10.3
— Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 -4 34 9.9
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -8 13 9.0
3.892
Floppy Joe is losing bits. Recent finishes: 5-14-5-13-15.
8.983
Oh, that is a big one. Recent finishes: 6-1-1-1-15.
13.492
They felt that in the back row.
18.050
Slapper leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 9-1-2-14-2.
24.808
Pilot Light is losing bits.
29.458
Chunk is airborne! Recent finishes: 5-2-8-2-1.
34.942
There goes a piece of Squish.
39.183
Floppy Joe is losing bits. Recent finishes: 5-14-5-13-15.
47.725
Up it goes.
52.350
There goes a piece of Squish.
1:00.050
Look at Stubbs go.
1:04.850
They will not want to see that again.
1:10.050
Radiator is coming through.
1:15.383
The Coaster leaves something behind.
1:20.050
Lil Nugget is on the move.
1:29.733
And it all goes wrong.
1:37.383
Slapper is losing bits.
1:41.650
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:46.042
Oh, that is a big one.
1:51.675
There goes a piece of Floppy Joe.
1:56.842
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:02.267
That is a long way off the ground.
2:09.442
They felt that in the back row.
2:17.608
They will not want to see that again.
2:23.725
And it all goes wrong.
2:25.225
Radiator is out, and Butter Bean did it.
2:30.042
Pilot Light is losing bits.
2:36.117
Pilot Light is losing bits.
2:43.000
Up it goes.
2:46.392
One to go.
2:52.817
Floppy Joe is losing bits.
2:59.058
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
3:00.558
Wrecked, and out of the race.
3:07.067
Here comes Tube Sock.
3:07.842
Up it goes.
3:10.067
Tube Sock takes it!
3:15.542
There goes a piece of Old Gristle.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 21.992 The Coaster 21.992
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 46.533 Tube Sock 23.358
Smooth Descent Clay Squish 1:10.292 Slapper 21.725
Smooth Descent Clay Squish 1:35.467 Lil Nugget 22.483
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 1:59.325 Custard 21.766
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 2:22.783 Stubbs 22.766
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 2:46.392 Second Sock 22.800
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 3:10.067 Second Sock 23.242
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 3 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 8 2/2 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 11 2/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 16 2/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 22 2/2 4
6 NUG The Nuggets 23 2/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 24 1/2 2
8 LMP Lump Patrol 29 1/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
124 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 2-2-6-7-2.
5.46
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
115 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 13-11-2-15-2.
81.73
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
111 starts, 15 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 3-8-1-4-8.
3.74
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
129 starts, 18 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 1-1-1-2-5.
1.88
22
Butter Bean The Beans
126 starts, 1 win, average finish 9.0. Last five: 11-12-16-4-15.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans
110 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 8-8-9-14-7.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
104 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.6. Last five: 13-14-8-15-14.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
136 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.2. Last five: 11-15-10-14-16.
219.30
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
116 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 10-12-7-5-12.
219.30
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
118 starts, 8 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 10-10-12-3-4.
100.96
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
97 starts, 3 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 2-8-9-10-12.
219.30
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
127 starts, 30 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 7-4-8-5-7.
15.36
8
Slapper The Pucks
115 starts, 13 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 15-14-1-13-5.
186.43
3
The Coaster The Pucks
118 starts, 11 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 3-11-2-10-5.
60.50
2
Squish The Soft Boys
112 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 10-7-9-8-14.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
115 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 4-4-3-13-6.
29.19

Course preview

8 sections · 143 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
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12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Two circles joined by a neck four metres across that the field meets head-on, twice a lap, running in opposite directions — not at the same instant, usually, and "usually" is doing a lot of work in that sentence. Everything that happens at this circuit happens in about eight metres of road, and everything that matters happens in about two. The neck was surveyed three times before it opened and each survey came back a different width. Spectators are seated at both ends and nowhere in the middle, which tells you everything you need to know.

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