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Floor · Season 5 · Round 24

The Patio — Team Pack Race

The Patio · The Patio · 25 m · 16 competitors Lively surface Heavy lurch Rolling collapse
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The Lieutenant wins at The Patio

The Lieutenant took The Patio — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Honey Mustard finished second. The Beans took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 1:08.208 — 11 +10 0 2.6
2 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 1:08.208 — 9 +7 0 2.8
3 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 54.642 — 1 -2 16 9.1
4 The Kidney BEA The Beans 53.300 — 6 +2 16 10.2
5 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 51.025 — 3 -2 0 11.3
6 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 48.517 — 5 -1 16 12.5
7 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 46.633 — 4 -3 6 13.2
8 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 43.075 — 15 +7 13 15.2
9 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 41.167 — 13 +4 6 15.1
10 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 36.533 — 8 -2 7 17.7
11 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 34.783 — 16 +5 10 17.3
12 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 31.883 — 10 -2 4 19.2
13 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 31.625 — 7 -6 7 17.7
14 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 30.508 — 14 0 4 18.8
15 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 24.342 — 12 -3 9 18.8
16 Long John NOO The Noodles 13.292 — 2 -14 6 22.3
0.000
The floor is live.
5.267
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
6.000
The floor is getting smaller.
7.517
There goes another one.
8.858
That is as close as it gets. Recent finishes: 6-11-6-9-1.
9.000
Less of it every time you look.
10.467
Another panel gone.
11.900
There goes another one.
13.292
That is Long John finished.
13.308
That is the sport, right there.
14.692
The floor is getting smaller.
16.058
There goes another one.
17.400
The floor is getting smaller.
18.717
There goes another one.
20.017
Less of it every time you look.
21.292
That is the sport, right there.
22.550
It is chaos out there.
23.475
No idea what happened there.
23.792
They will not want to see that again.
24.875
That is Old Gristle finished. Recent finishes: 14-1-3-2-13.
25.008
Less of it every time you look.
26.208
Less of it every time you look.
27.400
Less of it every time you look.
28.567
Less of it every time you look.
29.717
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
30.508
In goes Puck Yeah.
30.850
And it all goes wrong.
31.908
In goes The Unit.
31.967
There goes another one.
33.075
The floor is getting smaller.
33.308
In goes Thick Rick.
34.167
The floor is getting smaller.
34.783
Tender Greg goes in. Recent finishes: 2-4-4-3-8.
35.242
Less of it every time you look.
36.300
Oh dear.
36.533
That is Radiator finished.
37.350
The floor is getting smaller.
38.383
The floor is getting smaller.
39.400
Look at the state of it.
40.133
That is the sport, right there. Recent finishes: 8-5-12-6-3.
40.408
Another panel gone.
41.408
And it all goes wrong.
41.533
In goes Wide Load.
42.392
The floor is getting smaller.
43.075
In goes Custard.
43.367
The floor is getting smaller.
44.325
No idea what happened there.
45.275
The floor is getting smaller.
46.208
Less of it every time you look.
46.633
In goes Second Sock.
47.142
You do not see that every day.
48.058
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
48.517
Sweaty Gerald is gone. Recent finishes: 6-11-6-9-1.
48.967
Less of it every time you look.
49.867
The floor is getting smaller.
50.750
No idea what happened there.
51.025
The Heel goes in.
51.625
Another panel gone.
52.500
The floor is getting smaller.
53.300
The Kidney goes in.
53.358
You do not see that every day.
54.208
There goes another one.
54.700
That is Floppy Joe finished.
56.100
Two left.
1:08.208
It is The Lieutenant!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 BEA The Beans 10 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 12 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 14 2/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 16 2/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 19 2/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 19 2/2 3
7 PCK The Pucks 23 2/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 23 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
125 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 4-5-9-3-10.
9.53
7
Long John The Noodles
98 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 6-1-16-15-13.
19.11
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
109 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 14-12-6-4-6.
19.85
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
120 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 14-10-7-10-12.
28.71
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
106 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 1-7-4-4-8.
7.56
6
The Kidney The Beans
99 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 7-3-12-10-16.
10.88
1
The Unit Basement Heat
108 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 13-8-10-10-7.
27.88
4
Radiator Basement Heat
96 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 8-2-15-1-3.
13.30
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
106 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 11-14-15-10-1.
34.86
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
115 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 3-11-5-7-15.
6.75
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
107 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 15-1-5-14-13.
15.97
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
108 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 8-4-12-6-16.
16.68
4
Wide Load The Pucks
111 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 2-13-2-10-2.
10.35
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
102 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 9-2-16-7-1.
10.88
21
Custard The Soft Boys
98 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 5-10-2-16-8.
18.59
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
111 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 16-16-3-16-9.
48.28

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Rubber
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Sprung matting. A lurch does not slide anybody here, it launches them, and where they come down is anybody's business.

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