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Floor · Season 5 · Round 32

The Patio — Team Pack Race

The Patio · The Patio · 25 m · 16 competitors Lively surface Heavy lurch Rolling collapse
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Long John wins at The Patio

Long John took The Patio — Team Pack Race for the The Noodles. Second Sock finished second. The Noodles took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Long John NOO The Noodles 1:08.208 — 1 0 0 0.8
2 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 1:08.208 — 3 +1 0 2.2
3 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 54.558 — 9 +6 13 9.7
4 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 53.292 — 13 +9 17 10.5
5 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 51.025 — 15 +10 0 11.3
6 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 48.525 — 7 +1 16 12.7
7 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 46.625 — 2 -5 4 13.2
8 The Kidney BEA The Beans 45.642 — 6 -2 0 13.9
9 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 44.883 — 4 -5 0 14.4
10 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 43.192 — 8 -2 13 15.7
11 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 37.233 — 10 -1 7 17.4
12 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 34.817 — 16 +4 10 17.2
13 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 32.833 — 5 -8 6 19.2
14 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 29.392 — 12 -2 7 19.2
15 Slapper PCK The Pucks 14.467 — 14 -1 6 17.8
16 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 13.100 — 11 -5 4 19.6
0.000
Here we go.
5.225
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 5-4-7-4-8.
6.000
Less of it every time you look.
7.517
Look at the state of it.
8.792
Radiator is in trouble here.
9.000
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
10.467
Look at the state of it.
11.900
Less of it every time you look.
13.100
In goes Chunk. Recent finishes: 2-1-2-2-15.
13.308
Another panel gone.
14.500
Slapper is gone.
14.692
Another panel gone.
16.058
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
17.400
Another panel gone.
18.717
Oh dear.
20.017
There goes another one.
21.292
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
22.550
There goes another one.
23.792
The floor is getting smaller.
25.008
There goes another one.
26.208
You do not see that every day.
27.400
There goes another one.
28.567
There goes another one.
29.392
That is Gravy finished.
29.717
The floor is getting smaller.
30.850
The floor is getting smaller.
31.967
Less of it every time you look.
32.833
That is Refried Ron finished. Recent finishes: 8-7-14-15-7.
33.075
Another panel gone.
34.167
Another panel gone.
34.817
That is Custard finished.
35.242
That is the sport, right there.
36.300
Oh dear.
37.233
Lil Nugget goes in.
37.350
Another panel gone.
38.383
Look at the state of it.
39.400
There goes another one.
40.408
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
41.408
The floor is getting smaller.
42.392
Another panel gone.
43.192
The Unit goes in.
43.367
Another panel gone.
44.325
Extraordinary scenes.
44.883
That is Tube Sock finished.
45.275
You do not see that every day.
46.208
And it all goes wrong.
46.283
That is The Kidney finished.
47.142
There goes another one.
47.683
In goes Big Randy. Recent finishes: 7-10-10-6-4.
48.058
Less of it every time you look.
48.967
There goes another one.
49.083
Radiator is gone. Recent finishes: 5-4-7-4-8.
49.867
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
50.750
Extraordinary scenes.
51.025
In goes Yolk.
51.625
The floor is getting smaller.
52.500
Extraordinary scenes.
53.292
The Coaster is gone.
53.358
Another panel gone.
54.208
That is the sport, right there.
54.692
In goes Honey Mustard.
56.092
Down to the last two.
1:08.208
Long John takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NOO The Noodles 8 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 11 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 14 2/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 16 2/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 17 2/2 4
6 PCK The Pucks 19 2/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 21 2/2 2
8 LMP Lump Patrol 30 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
105 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 16-1-5-12-15.
26.15
1
Big Randy The Noodles
108 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 10-10-16-14-11.
30.57
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
125 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 7-2-3-9-9.
13.66
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
107 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 7-3-4-3-2.
8.11
5
Refried Ron The Beans
119 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 16-16-4-7-11.
26.11
6
The Kidney The Beans
105 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 4-3-15-5-10.
8.37
4
Radiator Basement Heat
102 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 10-14-12-14-6.
36.52
1
The Unit Basement Heat
116 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 13-3-4-8-1.
18.89
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
113 starts, 8 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 2-9-15-10-7.
20.68
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
99 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 12-13-16-11-11.
21.29
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
113 starts, 5 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 13-8-7-8-9.
42.91
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
111 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 8-1-5-12-5.
8.99
3
The Coaster The Pucks
109 starts, 9 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 8-2-15-3-2.
5.36
8
Slapper The Pucks
111 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 10-13-6-13-13.
48.46
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
109 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 5-3-4-9-1.
8.38
21
Custard The Soft Boys
105 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 8-5-9-14-5.
12.79

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Rubber
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Sprung matting. A lurch does not slide anybody here, it launches them, and where they come down is anybody's business.

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