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Floor · Season 5 · Round 39

The Balcony — Team Pack Race

The Balcony · The Balcony · 24 m · 16 competitors Slick floor Heavy lurch
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Big Randy wins at The Balcony

Big Randy took The Balcony — Team Pack Race for the The Noodles. Damp Kevin finished second. The Noodles took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 23.933 — 2 +1 0 2.2
2 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 21.925 — 4 +2 0 19.0
3 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 19.925 — 14 +11 0 19.5
4 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 14.750 — 8 +4 1 19.2
5 Slapper PCK The Pucks 13.217 — 13 +8 1 18.7
6 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 13.192 — 7 +1 1 19.2
7 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 12.533 — 1 -6 1 18.5
8 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 12.442 — 10 +2 1 18.6
9 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 11.392 — 9 0 0 19.2
10 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 10.550 — 16 +6 0 19.3
11 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 10.375 — 12 +1 1 19.2
12 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 10.158 — 15 +3 0 19.2
13 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 10.142 — 5 -8 0 17.6
14 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 9.967 — 3 -11 2 19.3
15 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 8.525 — 6 -9 0 18.1
16 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 8.250 — 11 -5 2 18.8
0.000
The floor is live. Recent finishes: 7-12-8-7-5.
5.025
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 2-3-8-2-1.
6.500
They will not want to see that again.
8.117
Look at the state of it.
8.250
In goes Gravy.
9.650
Butter Bean is gone. Recent finishes: 6-5-8-16-13.
9.700
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
11.050
Second Sock goes in.
11.250
Less of it every time you look.
12.450
Refried Ron is gone.
12.775
Less of it every time you look.
13.850
Tender Greg goes in.
14.283
Another panel gone.
15.250
That is Old Gristle finished. Recent finishes: 2-1-4-4-2.
15.758
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
16.650
That is Custard finished.
17.208
That is the sport, right there.
18.050
Honey Mustard goes in. Recent finishes: 3-3-2-2-2.
18.633
Less of it every time you look.
19.450
In goes Stubbs.
20.042
There goes another one.
20.850
Crooked Pete goes in.
21.417
Another panel gone.
22.250
That is Crawlspace finished.
22.775
The floor is getting smaller.
23.650
In goes Slapper.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NOO The Noodles 8 2/2 8
2 PCK The Pucks 8 2/2 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 10 2/2 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 16 2/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 17 2/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 22 2/2 3
7 LMP Lump Patrol 27 2/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 28 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
108 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 5-8-13-8-14.
15.42
1
Big Randy The Noodles
113 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 16-5-14-14-5.
35.19
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
131 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 7-12-7-14-4.
15.44
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
106 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 14-12-13-12-15.
43.47
5
Refried Ron The Beans
123 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 11-14-12-8-16.
38.96
22
Butter Bean The Beans
115 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 11-1-6-7-3.
13.10
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
121 starts, 14 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 4-1-13-1-1.
6.02
1
The Unit Basement Heat
120 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 8-13-3-9-13.
19.50
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
117 starts, 8 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 9-16-15-13-2.
68.36
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
122 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 1-6-4-8-5.
6.72
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
113 starts, 10 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 1-7-8-1-5.
7.51
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
115 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 1-15-6-12-8.
14.41
8
Slapper The Pucks
114 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 7-5-4-10-13.
18.39
3
The Coaster The Pucks
115 starts, 9 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 12-10-6-2-9.
19.07
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
125 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 15-3-5-8-7.
12.27
21
Custard The Soft Boys
110 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 12-10-6-3-6.
11.72

Course preview

3 sections · 24 m
Smooth Descent Glass
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Glass. Nothing holds, every lurch is a landslide, and the whole field spends the programme in whichever corner is lowest.

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