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Floor · Season 5 · Round 40

The Patio — Team Pack Race

The Patio · The Patio · 25 m · 16 competitors Lively surface Heavy lurch Rolling collapse
FULL TIME Fairness
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The Lieutenant wins at The Patio

The Lieutenant took The Patio — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Floppy Joe finished second. The Noodles took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 1:08.208 — 11 +10 0 2.6
2 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 1:08.208 — 1 -1 0 0.8
3 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 1:08.208 — 2 -1 0 2.1
4 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 51.025 — 16 +12 0 11.3
5 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 50.175 — 6 +1 1 11.8
6 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 46.600 — 9 +3 10 12.9
7 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 45.642 — 3 -4 0 13.8
8 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 44.883 — 5 -3 0 14.3
9 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 43.308 — 13 +4 13 15.3
10 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 32.842 — 12 +2 6 19.2
11 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 31.883 — 10 -1 4 19.2
12 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 31.483 — 14 +2 6 18.1
13 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 30.500 — 7 -6 5 18.7
14 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 29.383 — 4 -10 10 19.2
15 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 24.483 — 8 -7 9 18.6
16 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 23.033 — 15 -1 8 19.6
0.000
The floor is live. Recent finishes: 7-9-7-5-14.
6.000
The floor is getting smaller.
7.517
There goes another one.
9.000
Less of it every time you look.
10.467
Another panel gone.
10.925
Custard is right on the edge.
11.900
There goes another one.
13.308
That is the sport, right there.
14.692
The floor is getting smaller.
16.058
There goes another one.
17.400
The floor is getting smaller.
18.717
There goes another one.
20.017
Less of it every time you look.
21.292
That is the sport, right there.
22.550
It is chaos out there.
23.033
Custard goes in.
23.792
They will not want to see that again.
24.483
Crawlspace is gone. Recent finishes: 8-10-2-6-13.
25.008
Less of it every time you look.
26.208
Less of it every time you look.
27.400
Less of it every time you look.
28.567
Less of it every time you look.
29.383
Second Sock goes in. Recent finishes: 5-16-5-9-4.
29.717
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
30.783
The Unit goes in.
30.850
And it all goes wrong.
31.967
There goes another one.
32.183
In goes The Coaster.
33.075
The floor is getting smaller.
33.583
In goes Thick Rick.
34.167
The floor is getting smaller.
34.983
In goes Gravy.
35.242
Less of it every time you look.
36.300
Oh dear.
37.350
The floor is getting smaller.
38.383
The floor is getting smaller.
39.400
Look at the state of it.
40.408
Another panel gone.
41.408
And it all goes wrong.
42.392
The floor is getting smaller.
43.308
Puck Yeah is gone.
43.367
The floor is getting smaller.
44.325
No idea what happened there.
44.883
Butter Bean goes in. Recent finishes: 6-5-8-16-13.
45.275
The floor is getting smaller.
46.208
Less of it every time you look.
46.283
In goes The Heel. Recent finishes: 12-5-6-9-4.
47.142
You do not see that every day.
47.683
In goes Stubbs.
48.058
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
48.967
Less of it every time you look.
49.867
The floor is getting smaller.
50.175
Refried Ron is gone.
50.750
No idea what happened there.
51.575
That is Tender Greg finished.
51.625
Another panel gone.
52.500
The floor is getting smaller.
53.358
You do not see that every day.
54.208
There goes another one.
1:08.208
It is The Lieutenant!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NOO The Noodles 5 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 11 2/2 7
3 BEA The Beans 13 2/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 17 2/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 20 2/2 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 21 2/2 3
7 PCK The Pucks 21 2/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 28 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
135 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 3-16-3-11-15.
21.49
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
108 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 5-8-13-8-14.
14.67
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
115 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 9-16-11-16-5.
45.21
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
132 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 2-7-12-7-14.
16.71
22
Butter Bean The Beans
115 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 11-1-6-7-3.
12.37
5
Refried Ron The Beans
124 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 13-11-14-12-8.
39.33
1
The Unit Basement Heat
121 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 10-8-13-3-9.
25.82
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
121 starts, 14 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 4-1-13-1-1.
5.87
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
122 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 1-6-4-8-5.
8.17
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
121 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 12-12-6-9-14.
17.32
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
117 starts, 17 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 8-10-1-2-8.
9.75
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
114 starts, 10 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 14-1-7-8-1.
12.15
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
113 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 12-2-14-11-9.
17.88
3
The Coaster The Pucks
116 starts, 9 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 4-12-10-6-2.
8.70
21
Custard The Soft Boys
111 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 12-12-10-6-3.
22.57
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
125 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 15-3-5-8-7.
20.87

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Rubber
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Sprung matting. A lurch does not slide anybody here, it launches them, and where they come down is anybody's business.

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