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Floor · Season 5 · Round 47

The Conservatory

The Conservatory · The Conservatory · 31 m · 16 competitors Slick floor Heavy lurch Fast lava
CHAMPIONSHIP FULL TIME Fairness
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Wide Load wins at The Conservatory

Wide Load took The Conservatory for the The Pucks. Second Sock finished second. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 52.250 — 14 +13 0 3.1
2 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 50.242 — 4 +2 1 16.6
3 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 49.883 — 3 0 1 17.1
4 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 42.742 — 11 +7 2 19.0
5 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 40.225 — 1 -4 4 20.0
6 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 35.117 — 7 +1 1 21.2
7 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 34.267 — 8 +1 4 19.6
8 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 30.850 — 15 +7 10 21.9
9 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 29.700 — 12 +3 2 21.1
10 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 25.183 — 10 0 2 21.6
11 Long John NOO The Noodles 23.817 — 2 -9 1 20.7
12 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 18.417 — 5 -7 1 20.3
13 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 17.175 — 9 -4 5 21.1
14 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 14.333 — 16 +2 3 21.4
15 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 9.617 — 6 -9 0 21.7
16 Slapper PCK The Pucks 8.842 — 13 -3 2 20.4
0.000
Here we go.
5.542
It is chaos out there. Recent finishes: 2-1-1-5-2.
6.000
The floor is getting smaller.
7.392
Another panel gone.
8.767
Less of it every time you look.
8.842
In goes Slapper.
10.125
Another panel gone.
10.242
That is Butter Bean finished. Recent finishes: 9-8-11-7-8.
11.467
Another panel gone.
12.800
Less of it every time you look.
14.117
The floor is getting smaller.
14.333
Squish goes in.
15.425
The floor is getting smaller.
16.717
Another panel gone.
17.175
That is Stubbs finished.
18.000
There goes another one.
18.575
Sweaty Gerald is gone.
19.267
The floor is getting smaller.
20.517
Look at the state of it.
21.758
The floor is getting smaller.
22.992
That is the sport, right there.
23.358
And somehow it stays up. Recent finishes: 6-5-7-7-6.
24.217
There goes another one.
24.758
That is Long John finished.
25.425
Well, that was always going to happen.
26.158
Thick Rick is gone.
26.617
Another panel gone.
27.808
The floor is getting smaller.
28.983
The floor is getting smaller.
29.700
In goes Chunk. Recent finishes: 6-2-6-2-15.
30.150
Less of it every time you look.
31.100
Tender Greg is gone. Recent finishes: 8-7-4-4-4.
31.300
Well, that was always going to happen.
32.450
That is the sport, right there.
33.583
Less of it every time you look.
34.267
That is Pilot Light finished.
34.708
The floor is getting smaller.
35.667
That is The Unit finished.
35.825
Oh dear.
36.925
That is the sport, right there.
38.025
The floor is getting smaller.
39.108
There goes another one.
40.192
The floor is getting smaller.
40.225
In goes Floppy Joe.
41.258
The floor is getting smaller.
42.317
There goes another one.
42.742
That is Old Gristle finished.
43.375
The floor is getting smaller.
44.417
Less of it every time you look.
45.450
Less of it every time you look.
46.475
Less of it every time you look.
47.500
Look at the state of it.
48.508
There goes another one.
48.883
Damp Kevin is right on the edge.
49.508
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
50.283
Damp Kevin is gone.
50.508
Another panel gone.
51.500
There goes another one.
51.683
Two left.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Glass Damp Kevin 43.375 Damp Kevin 43.375
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 5 2/2 16
2 LMP Lump Patrol 13 2/2 14
3 HEA Basement Heat 13 2/2 12
4 NOO The Noodles 16 2/2 10
5 PCK The Pucks 17 2/2 8
6 SFT The Soft Boys 22 2/2 6
7 NUG The Nuggets 23 2/2 4
8 BEA The Beans 27 2/2 2
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
138 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 14-5-16-3-16.
21.03
7
Long John The Noodles
114 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 11-7-8-3-12.
12.14
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
113 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 15-3-8-2-15.
16.59
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
137 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 4-14-7-4-2.
7.42
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
124 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 6-1-10-16-4.
11.54
22
Butter Bean The Beans
120 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 9-8-12-5-10.
12.35
1
The Unit Basement Heat
127 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 6-13-11-6-6.
23.27
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
122 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 8-15-8-13-14.
25.20
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
124 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 12-15-1-6-4.
14.98
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
127 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 11-9-7-4-8.
12.86
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
121 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 1-13-5-14-11.
17.17
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
121 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 14-16-2-2-2.
19.64
8
Slapper The Pucks
122 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 12-9-14-12-2.
22.22
4
Wide Load The Pucks
125 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 7-1-6-13-1.
11.78
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
127 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 10-5-15-3-5.
12.12
2
Squish The Soft Boys
127 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 5-3-6-9-15.
10.13

Course preview

3 sections · 31 m
Smooth Descent Glass
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

The championship. Glass over the deepest pit on the network, with the lava climbing from the first minute. Nobody has ever outlasted it.

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