· Season 8 · Round 1
The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent
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Carnage — Custard survives to win
Custard took The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent for the The Soft Boys. Slapper finished second. 5 competitors failed to finish. The Soft Boys took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 7:51.017 | — | 1 | 0 | 25 | 13.6 |
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 7:51.595 | +0.58 | 4 | +2 | 28 | 14.2 |
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 7:57.388 | +6.37 | 8 | +5 | 28 | 12.5 |
| — | Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:06.538 | +15.52 | 7 | +3 | 24 | 12.8 |
| — | Butter Bean INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 8:11.956 | +20.94 | 5 | 0 | 33 | 13.0 |
| 6 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 8:15.473 | +24.46 | 2 | -4 | 33 | 12.1 |
| 7 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 8:16.856 | +25.84 | 6 | -1 | 35 | 14.2 |
| — | Stubbs INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:32.050 | +41.03 | 3 | -5 | 28 | 13.4 |
0.017
Absolute carnage.
8.033
They will not want to see that again.
11.556
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
14.989
You do not see that every day.
19.022
And it all goes wrong.
23.172
That is a big one for Stubbs.
29.111
Custard finds trouble.
32.894
Up goes Slapper.
38.478
Ooh, that looked like it hurt. Averaging 10.0 contacts an event coming in.
46.850
Butter Bean gets hit hard. Averaging 11.1 contacts an event coming in.
51.433
Right into it goes Slapper. Averaging 8.8 contacts an event coming in.
57.806
That is going to sting in the morning. Averaging 10.3 contacts an event coming in.
1:07.978
Extraordinary scenes.
1:11.928
Absolute carnage.
1:15.378
Heavy contact for Old Gristle. Averaging 10.0 contacts an event coming in.
1:19.544
Absolute carnage.
1:23.589
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:27.333
And Custard takes flight.
1:31.744
Big air for Stubbs.
1:35.622
They will not want to see that again.
1:38.017
Slapper has it.
1:39.617
The Heel is completely off the deck.
1:43.017
Custard takes it.
1:49.267
Custard finds trouble.
2:00.800
That is the sport, right there.
2:10.500
That is the sport, right there.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Hard | Old Gristle | 1.956 | Old Gristle 1.956 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Old Gristle | 5.067 | Slapper 2.856 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Old Gristle | 7.733 | Old Gristle 2.666 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Old Gristle | 10.767 | Stubbs 2.812 |
| The Drops | Hard | Old Gristle | 12.517 | Stubbs 1.661 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Stubbs | 13.944 | Stubbs 1.277 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Old Gristle | 16.444 | Old Gristle 2.350 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Old Gristle | 17.650 | Slapper 0.989 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Old Gristle | 19.367 | Slapper 1.600 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Old Gristle | 20.789 | Slapper 1.366 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Old Gristle | 22.778 | Old Gristle 1.989 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Old Gristle | 24.644 | Old Gristle 1.866 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Old Gristle | 26.733 | Old Gristle 2.089 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Old Gristle | 28.172 | Slapper 1.411 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Old Gristle | 30.594 | Slapper 2.239 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Old Gristle | 32.200 | Slapper 1.494 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Old Gristle | 34.644 | Slapper 2.334 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Old Gristle | 38.422 | Old Gristle 3.778 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Old Gristle | 43.417 | Slapper 3.706 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Old Gristle | 45.683 | Old Gristle 2.266 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Old Gristle | 48.233 | Custard 2.200 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Old Gristle | 50.539 | Slapper 2.100 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Slapper | 54.450 | Slapper 3.711 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Slapper | 57.406 | Slapper 2.956 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Slapper | 1:02.478 | Old Gristle 4.839 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Slapper | 1:05.356 | Slapper 2.878 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Slapper | 1:07.706 | Slapper 2.350 |
| The Plunge | Metal | Slapper | 1:09.639 | Stubbs 1.895 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Slapper | 1:11.828 | Stubbs 2.111 |
| The Kicker | Hard | Slapper | 1:12.744 | Slapper 0.916 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Slapper | 1:14.578 | Custard 1.700 |
| The Gap | Hard | Slapper | 1:16.861 | Custard 1.894 |
| The Drops | Hard | Slapper | 1:18.428 | Custard 1.461 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Slapper | 1:20.889 | Old Gristle 1.994 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Slapper | 1:24.956 | Stubbs 2.573 |
| Big Air | Metal | Slapper | 1:28.900 | Stubbs 3.366 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Slapper | 1:31.144 | Stubbs 2.228 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Slapper | 1:33.533 | Butter Bean 2.311 |
| Final Sprint | Hard | Slapper | 1:36.122 | Slapper 2.589 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Slapper | 1:38.789 | Butter Bean 1.261 |
| Exit Gate | Hard | Slapper | 1:41.017 | Butter Bean 1.184 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Soft Boys | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 2 | 0/1 | 7 |
| 3 | Lump Patrol | 3 | 0/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Noodles | 4 | 0/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 5 | 0/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Wet Socks | 6 | 1/1 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 7 | 1/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Nuggets | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
8 declared22
Butter Bean
The Beans · HOME
197 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-6-6-14-6.
21.53
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · HOME
195 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 4-8-5-6-15.
39.07
Course preview
41 sections · 611 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Hard
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Hard
7m
↓8°
The classic Basement descent, run end to end. Fast, hard, and entirely unforgiving of a bad line — and long enough that a bad line has time to cost you twice. The floor was laid in a single pour with a two-degree fall nobody planned, which is why everything drifts left and why the left wall has been repainted four times.
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