· Season 8 · Round 10
The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win
Slapper took The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent for the The Pucks. Thick Rick finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 6:39.195 | — | 8 | +7 | 28 | 13.6 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 7:08.117 | +28.92 | 7 | +5 | 24 | 13.5 |
| 3 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 7:51.628 | +72.43 | 5 | +2 | 25 | 12.1 |
| 4 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 7:55.133 | +75.94 | 3 | -1 | 26 | 12.1 |
| — | Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:16.822 | +97.63 | 2 | -3 | 26 | 11.6 |
| 6 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 8:23.812 | +104.62 | 1 | -5 | 38 | 13.5 |
| — | Pilot Light INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 8:42.978 | +123.78 | 6 | -1 | 30 | 12.0 |
| — | Gravy INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:43.978 | +124.78 | 4 | -4 | 6 | 20.9 |
0.017
Absolute carnage.
8.033
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 2-1-6-8-1.
11.600
Gravy gets air. Recent finishes: 2-1-6-8-1.
15.056
And Gravy takes flight.
18.567
And it all goes wrong.
25.472
That is a big one for Pilot Light.
29.678
Slapper gets air.
50.161
That is a big one for Slapper. Averaging 9.5 contacts an event coming in.
59.572
That is the sport, right there.
1:03.717
Crooked Pete finds trouble. Averaging 11.4 contacts an event coming in.
1:12.639
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:17.089
Big air for Slapper.
1:21.000
No idea what happened there.
1:25.072
And The Heel takes flight.
1:29.239
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:32.772
Up goes Custard.
1:37.083
And Custard takes flight. Recent finishes: 4-15-3-2-4.
1:37.989
Slapper has it.
1:40.989
Slapper takes it.
1:44.478
Crooked Pete takes a knock.
1:52.017
Pilot Light is airborne.
2:02.933
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Hard | Slapper | 1.944 | Slapper 1.944 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Slapper | 5.000 | Gravy 2.872 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Gravy | 7.606 | Gravy 2.467 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Gravy | 10.794 | Slapper 3.123 |
| The Drops | Hard | Gravy | 12.544 | Gravy 1.750 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Gravy | 14.033 | Refried Ron 1.461 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Slapper | 16.333 | Slapper 1.944 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Slapper | 17.278 | Slapper 0.945 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Slapper | 18.667 | Slapper 1.389 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Slapper | 19.772 | Slapper 1.105 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Slapper | 21.267 | Slapper 1.495 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Slapper | 22.972 | Slapper 1.705 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Slapper | 24.883 | Slapper 1.911 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Slapper | 26.139 | Slapper 1.256 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Slapper | 28.050 | Slapper 1.911 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Slapper | 29.539 | Slapper 1.489 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Slapper | 31.772 | Slapper 2.233 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Slapper | 37.756 | Thick Rick 3.833 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Slapper | 42.911 | Thick Rick 4.361 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Slapper | 45.100 | Slapper 2.189 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Slapper | 47.439 | Slapper 2.339 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Slapper | 49.456 | Slapper 2.017 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Slapper | 53.256 | Slapper 3.800 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Slapper | 56.228 | Slapper 2.972 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Slapper | 1:01.306 | Pilot Light 5.050 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Slapper | 1:04.189 | Slapper 2.883 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Slapper | 1:06.678 | Slapper 2.489 |
| The Plunge | Metal | Slapper | 1:09.167 | Thick Rick 2.044 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Slapper | 1:11.539 | Thick Rick 2.183 |
| The Kicker | Hard | Slapper | 1:12.533 | Thick Rick 0.962 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Slapper | 1:14.550 | Thick Rick 1.466 |
| The Gap | Hard | Slapper | 1:16.744 | Thick Rick 1.689 |
| The Drops | Hard | Slapper | 1:18.294 | Thick Rick 1.295 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Slapper | 1:20.656 | Thick Rick 1.544 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Slapper | 1:23.556 | Thick Rick 2.194 |
| Big Air | Metal | Slapper | 1:27.161 | Thick Rick 3.150 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Slapper | 1:29.322 | Thick Rick 2.034 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Slapper | 1:31.694 | Thick Rick 1.966 |
| Final Sprint | Hard | Slapper | 1:34.261 | Thick Rick 2.523 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Slapper | 1:38.694 | Thick Rick 1.033 |
| Exit Gate | Hard | Slapper | 1:40.989 | Thick Rick 0.928 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 2 | 0/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Soft Boys | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Wet Socks | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 5 | 0/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 6 | 1/1 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | Lump Patrol | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
8 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · HOME
196 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 13-12-8-13-5.
93.11
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · HOME
201 starts, 17 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 3-8-3-1-12.
6.97
Course preview
41 sections · 611 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Hard
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Hard
7m
↓8°
The classic Basement descent, run end to end. Fast, hard, and entirely unforgiving of a bad line — and long enough that a bad line has time to cost you twice. The floor was laid in a single pour with a two-degree fall nobody planned, which is why everything drifts left and why the left wall has been repainted four times.
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