Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 8 · Round 2

The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race

Nan's Landing · The Banister Classic · 659 m · 16 competitors Soft surfaces Heavy drops Pinch points Uphill section Peg chaos Slick floor Curve heavy
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win

The Coaster took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. The Lieutenant finished second. 3 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 8:02.323 13 +12 39 14.6
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 8:38.706 +36.38 8 +6 38 13.1
3 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 8:46.517 +44.19 4 +1 37 12.8
Yolk INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 8:55.723 +53.40 3 -1 41 14.1
5 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 9:10.778 +68.46 14 +9 34 14.6
6 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 9:12.873 +70.55 11 +5 34 13.1
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 9:26.794 +84.47 9 +2 36 13.9
8 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 9:27.738 +85.42 15 +7 45 13.2
9 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 9:38.471 +96.15 12 +3 31 14.6
10 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 9:48.511 +106.19 2 -8 36 12.3
11 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 9:48.834 +106.51 16 +5 42 13.0
12 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 9:55.900 +113.58 6 -6 34 13.4
13 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 10:05.455 +123.13 1 -12 40 12.6
14 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 10:12.433 +130.11 5 -9 45 13.7
15 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 10:16.255 +133.93 10 -5 55 11.7
Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 10:22.238 +139.92 7 -9 40 12.6
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
5.500
Puck Yeah hits the front. Career record: 99 wins from 204, average finish 3.2.
11.233
Up goes Puck Yeah. Recent finishes: 1-2-2-11-2.
14.728
Refried Ron is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 15-7-6-6-6.
18.183
That is a big one for The Heel. Averaging 9.6 contacts an event coming in.
28.833
Puck Yeah gets air.
32.583
Old Gristle is airborne.
36.017
Stubbs is airborne. Recent finishes: 8-7-3-8-6.
39.611
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
43.017
Look at that.
46.539
Puck Yeah is airborne.
50.361
Absolute carnage.
53.794
Oh dear.
57.328
No idea what happened there.
1:00.778
Crawlspace is airborne.
1:04.300
The Lieutenant goes to the front.
1:15.272
Up goes Puck Yeah.
1:19.561
That is a big one for Puck Yeah.
1:23.572
Oh dear.
1:27.217
And Lil Nugget takes flight.
1:30.656
Heavy contact for Lil Nugget.
1:34.233
And Stubbs takes flight.
1:37.633
Stubbs gets air.
1:41.617
You do not see that every day.
1:45.339
Second Sock gets hit hard.
1:51.833
Stubbs gets hit hard.
1:58.089
The Coaster gets hit hard.
1:59.883
Puck Yeah has it.
2:02.150
No idea what happened there.
2:05.550
It is The Coaster!
2:13.456
Oh dear.
2:17.694
The Heel finds trouble.
2:24.033
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Carpet Crooked Pete 1.594 Stubbs 1.583
Smooth Descent Carpet Stubbs 5.033 Old Gristle 2.922
Sweeping Curve Carpet Puck Yeah 7.333 Puck Yeah 2.355
Smooth Descent Carpet Puck Yeah 10.400 The Coaster 2.894
The Drops Carpet Puck Yeah 12.233 Old Gristle 1.666
The Spiral Metal Puck Yeah 19.206 Old Gristle 6.950
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Puck Yeah 21.972 Puck Yeah 2.766
Rotating Drum Metal Old Gristle 27.072 Lil Nugget 1.394
Narrow Pipe Metal Puck Yeah 28.067 Big Randy 2.450
The Drops Metal Puck Yeah 29.778 The Coaster 1.666
Stairwell Hard Puck Yeah 31.322 Puck Yeah 1.544
Carpet Flat Carpet Puck Yeah 32.667 Puck Yeah 1.345
Tight Curve Carpet Puck Yeah 34.539 Puck Yeah 1.872
The Hairpin Smooth Puck Yeah 40.106 Puck Yeah 5.567
Stairwell Hard Puck Yeah 43.417 The Lieutenant 3.267
Fabric Run Soft fabric Puck Yeah 45.322 The Coaster 1.811
The Drops Hard Puck Yeah 47.011 Puck Yeah 1.689
Carpet Flat Carpet Puck Yeah 49.028 Puck Yeah 2.017
Fabric Run Soft fabric Puck Yeah 50.361 Puck Yeah 1.333
Sweeping Curve Carpet Puck Yeah 52.728 Puck Yeah 2.367
The Kicker Smooth Puck Yeah 54.189 The Lieutenant 1.455
Carpet Flat Carpet Puck Yeah 56.528 Yolk 2.300
The Spiral Metal The Lieutenant 1:04.794 Refried Ron 0.750
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Puck Yeah 1:08.300 The Coaster 2.661
Rotating Drum Metal Puck Yeah 1:11.139 The Coaster 1.383
Narrow Pipe Metal Puck Yeah 1:14.522 The Coaster 1.384
The Drops Metal Puck Yeah 1:16.139 The Coaster 1.228
Peg Field Hard Puck Yeah 1:17.356 The Coaster 1.133
The Pinball Table Slick Puck Yeah 1:19.022 Puck Yeah 1.666
Collision Funnel Hard Puck Yeah 1:20.017 Custard 0.905
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 1:21.728 Custard 1.484
Barrier Run Smooth Puck Yeah 1:23.178 Yolk 1.244
Sweeping Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 1:25.178 The Coaster 1.672
Bounce Pads Smooth Puck Yeah 1:26.956 Puck Yeah 1.778
S-Bend Smooth Puck Yeah 1:30.561 Stubbs 3.267
Tight Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 1:34.428 The Lieutenant 3.445
The Funnel Smooth Puck Yeah 1:36.672 The Coaster 2.177
Narrow Pipe Metal Puck Yeah 1:39.094 Puck Yeah 2.422
The Gauntlet Smooth Puck Yeah 1:41.844 The Lieutenant 2.072
The Hairpin Smooth Puck Yeah 1:45.994 The Lieutenant 3.917
Split Route Smooth Puck Yeah 1:48.994 Custard 2.644
Sweeping Curve Carpet Puck Yeah 1:53.411 Custard 3.917
Final Sprint Carpet Puck Yeah 1:56.428 The Coaster 2.750
Target Zone Carpet Puck Yeah 2:00.489 The Heel 1.728
Exit Gate Carpet Puck Yeah 2:02.883 The Heel 1.611
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 5 2/2 8
2 PCK The Pucks 8 1/2 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 9 1/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 14 2/2 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 21 2/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 21 2/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 28 2/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 30 1/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · HOME
203 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-6-4-9-9.
36.00
1
Big Randy The Noodles · HOME
199 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 10-6-4-7-12.
41.55
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
193 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 6-4-9-3-13.
42.37
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
199 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-4-3-5-10.
58.07
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
194 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 14-7-10-6-6.
94.11
5
Refried Ron The Beans
194 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 15-7-6-6-6.
84.24
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
195 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 12-8-13-5-16.
131.35
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
199 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-5-4-5-16.
56.34
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
207 starts, 14 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 1-3-5-8-3.
9.56
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
191 starts, 16 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 7-3-8-6-3.
12.11
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · HOME
195 starts, 55 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-1-1-5-1.
6.15
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · HOME
203 starts, 51 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 2-1-14-1-3.
7.87
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
204 starts, 99 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-2-2-11-2.
3.71
3
The Coaster The Pucks
202 starts, 89 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 3-1-16-2-2.
6.14
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · HOME
202 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 5-7-4-5-4.
21.64
21
Custard The Soft Boys · HOME
200 starts, 4 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 5-5-4-7-4.
22.77

Course preview

45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp Carpet
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Carpet
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Carpet
16m ↓15°
The Drops Carpet
14m ↓32°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Carpet
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Carpet
7m ↓8°

Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.

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