· Season 8 · Round 2
The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win
The Coaster took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. The Lieutenant finished second. 3 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 8:02.323 | — | 13 | +12 | 39 | 14.6 |
| 2 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 8:38.706 | +36.38 | 8 | +6 | 38 | 13.1 |
| 3 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 8:46.517 | +44.19 | 4 | +1 | 37 | 12.8 |
| — | Yolk INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:55.723 | +53.40 | 3 | -1 | 41 | 14.1 |
| 5 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 9:10.778 | +68.46 | 14 | +9 | 34 | 14.6 |
| 6 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 9:12.873 | +70.55 | 11 | +5 | 34 | 13.1 |
| — | Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 9:26.794 | +84.47 | 9 | +2 | 36 | 13.9 |
| 8 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 9:27.738 | +85.42 | 15 | +7 | 45 | 13.2 |
| 9 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 9:38.471 | +96.15 | 12 | +3 | 31 | 14.6 |
| 10 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 9:48.511 | +106.19 | 2 | -8 | 36 | 12.3 |
| 11 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 9:48.834 | +106.51 | 16 | +5 | 42 | 13.0 |
| 12 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 9:55.900 | +113.58 | 6 | -6 | 34 | 13.4 |
| 13 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 10:05.455 | +123.13 | 1 | -12 | 40 | 12.6 |
| 14 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 10:12.433 | +130.11 | 5 | -9 | 45 | 13.7 |
| 15 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 10:16.255 | +133.93 | 10 | -5 | 55 | 11.7 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 10:22.238 | +139.92 | 7 | -9 | 40 | 12.6 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
5.500
Puck Yeah hits the front. Career record: 99 wins from 204, average finish 3.2.
11.233
Up goes Puck Yeah. Recent finishes: 1-2-2-11-2.
14.728
Refried Ron is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 15-7-6-6-6.
18.183
That is a big one for The Heel. Averaging 9.6 contacts an event coming in.
28.833
Puck Yeah gets air.
32.583
Old Gristle is airborne.
36.017
Stubbs is airborne. Recent finishes: 8-7-3-8-6.
39.611
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
43.017
Look at that.
46.539
Puck Yeah is airborne.
50.361
Absolute carnage.
53.794
Oh dear.
57.328
No idea what happened there.
1:00.778
Crawlspace is airborne.
1:04.300
The Lieutenant goes to the front.
1:15.272
Up goes Puck Yeah.
1:19.561
That is a big one for Puck Yeah.
1:23.572
Oh dear.
1:27.217
And Lil Nugget takes flight.
1:30.656
Heavy contact for Lil Nugget.
1:34.233
And Stubbs takes flight.
1:37.633
Stubbs gets air.
1:41.617
You do not see that every day.
1:45.339
Second Sock gets hit hard.
1:51.833
Stubbs gets hit hard.
1:58.089
The Coaster gets hit hard.
1:59.883
Puck Yeah has it.
2:02.150
No idea what happened there.
2:05.550
It is The Coaster!
2:13.456
Oh dear.
2:17.694
The Heel finds trouble.
2:24.033
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Crooked Pete | 1.594 | Stubbs 1.583 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Stubbs | 5.033 | Old Gristle 2.922 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 7.333 | Puck Yeah 2.355 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 10.400 | The Coaster 2.894 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 12.233 | Old Gristle 1.666 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Puck Yeah | 19.206 | Old Gristle 6.950 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Puck Yeah | 21.972 | Puck Yeah 2.766 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Old Gristle | 27.072 | Lil Nugget 1.394 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Puck Yeah | 28.067 | Big Randy 2.450 |
| The Drops | Metal | Puck Yeah | 29.778 | The Coaster 1.666 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Puck Yeah | 31.322 | Puck Yeah 1.544 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 32.667 | Puck Yeah 1.345 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 34.539 | Puck Yeah 1.872 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 40.106 | Puck Yeah 5.567 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Puck Yeah | 43.417 | The Lieutenant 3.267 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Puck Yeah | 45.322 | The Coaster 1.811 |
| The Drops | Hard | Puck Yeah | 47.011 | Puck Yeah 1.689 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 49.028 | Puck Yeah 2.017 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Puck Yeah | 50.361 | Puck Yeah 1.333 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 52.728 | Puck Yeah 2.367 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 54.189 | The Lieutenant 1.455 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 56.528 | Yolk 2.300 |
| The Spiral | Metal | The Lieutenant | 1:04.794 | Refried Ron 0.750 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Puck Yeah | 1:08.300 | The Coaster 2.661 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Puck Yeah | 1:11.139 | The Coaster 1.383 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Puck Yeah | 1:14.522 | The Coaster 1.384 |
| The Drops | Metal | Puck Yeah | 1:16.139 | The Coaster 1.228 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Puck Yeah | 1:17.356 | The Coaster 1.133 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Puck Yeah | 1:19.022 | Puck Yeah 1.666 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Puck Yeah | 1:20.017 | Custard 0.905 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Puck Yeah | 1:21.728 | Custard 1.484 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:23.178 | Yolk 1.244 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:25.178 | The Coaster 1.672 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:26.956 | Puck Yeah 1.778 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:30.561 | Stubbs 3.267 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:34.428 | The Lieutenant 3.445 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:36.672 | The Coaster 2.177 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Puck Yeah | 1:39.094 | Puck Yeah 2.422 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:41.844 | The Lieutenant 2.072 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:45.994 | The Lieutenant 3.917 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:48.994 | Custard 2.644 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 1:53.411 | Custard 3.917 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 1:56.428 | The Coaster 2.750 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 2:00.489 | The Heel 1.728 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 2:02.883 | The Heel 1.611 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 5 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 8 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Soft Boys | 9 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Nuggets | 14 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 21 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 21 | 2/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 28 | 2/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 30 | 1/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · HOME
203 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-6-4-9-9.
36.00
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · HOME
199 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 10-6-4-7-12.
41.55
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · HOME
195 starts, 55 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-1-1-5-1.
6.15
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · HOME
203 starts, 51 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 2-1-14-1-3.
7.87
Course preview
45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.
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