· Season 8 · Round 24
The Fourteen Steps — Individual Descent
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win
Slapper took The Fourteen Steps — Individual Descent for the The Pucks. The Lieutenant finished second. 5 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 6:10.222 | — | 1 | 0 | 35 | 14.7 |
| 2 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 6:31.510 | +21.29 | 4 | +2 | 34 | 13.2 |
| 3 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 7:03.933 | +53.71 | 8 | +5 | 37 | 15.1 |
| — | Yolk INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 7:29.195 | +78.97 | 5 | +1 | 36 | 13.9 |
| — | Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:31.594 | +141.37 | 6 | +1 | 33 | 11.4 |
| — | Crawlspace INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 9:00.328 | +170.11 | 2 | -4 | 12 | 17.4 |
| — | Big Randy INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 9:04.272 | +174.05 | 3 | -4 | 46 | 11.0 |
| — | The Kidney INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 9:38.011 | +207.79 | 7 | -1 | 45 | 11.5 |
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
7.533
The Lieutenant goes to the front.
11.639
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 15-3-1-5-3.
15.111
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 8-6-5-11-7.
24.033
Crawlspace is picking them off. Recent finishes: 8-6-5-11-7.
28.783
Up goes Honey Mustard.
32.433
Up goes Honey Mustard. Recent finishes: 15-3-1-5-3.
36.161
Big Randy is airborne.
39.661
Up goes Big Randy. Recent finishes: 7-8-6-6-6.
43.256
That is a big one for Slapper.
46.906
Up goes Slapper.
50.833
Look at that.
55.767
And Big Randy takes flight.
59.661
Big air for The Lieutenant.
1:03.711
Big air for Honey Mustard.
1:07.289
Honey Mustard is airborne.
1:12.094
Up goes Yolk.
1:16.006
Up goes Yolk.
1:19.611
That is a big one for The Kidney.
1:23.033
Up goes The Kidney.
1:27.672
Big air for The Kidney.
1:35.233
The Lieutenant has it.
1:38.133
That is a big one for Slapper.
1:41.533
It is Slapper!
2:01.944
Big Randy finds trouble.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Honey Mustard | 1.956 | Honey Mustard 1.956 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Honey Mustard | 5.106 | The Lieutenant 2.911 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 7.872 | Slapper 2.456 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 11.011 | Slapper 2.983 |
| The Drops | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 12.800 | Slapper 1.745 |
| Stairwell | Hard | The Lieutenant | 14.400 | The Lieutenant 1.600 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 15.894 | The Lieutenant 1.494 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 17.933 | Honey Mustard 1.972 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 23.644 | The Lieutenant 5.711 |
| Stairwell | Hard | The Lieutenant | 26.883 | Honey Mustard 3.189 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | The Lieutenant | 28.900 | Slapper 1.806 |
| The Drops | Hard | The Lieutenant | 30.694 | Slapper 1.544 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 32.794 | Slapper 1.956 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | The Lieutenant | 34.172 | The Lieutenant 1.378 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 36.394 | The Lieutenant 2.222 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 37.961 | Slapper 1.478 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 40.356 | Slapper 2.200 |
| Stairwell | Hard | The Lieutenant | 42.428 | The Lieutenant 2.072 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 44.256 | The Lieutenant 1.828 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 46.772 | The Lieutenant 2.516 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 52.589 | Honey Mustard 4.678 |
| Stairwell | Hard | The Lieutenant | 55.883 | Slapper 3.255 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | The Lieutenant | 57.928 | Slapper 1.856 |
| The Drops | Hard | The Lieutenant | 59.761 | Slapper 1.644 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:01.539 | Honey Mustard 1.339 |
| The Gap | Hard | The Lieutenant | 1:03.450 | Honey Mustard 1.406 |
| The Drops | Hard | The Lieutenant | 1:04.911 | Honey Mustard 1.161 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:07.300 | Honey Mustard 1.655 |
| The Washboard | Hard | The Lieutenant | 1:11.578 | Slapper 2.411 |
| Big Air | Metal | The Lieutenant | 1:15.517 | Slapper 3.128 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:17.761 | Slapper 1.950 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 1:20.017 | Slapper 2.056 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | The Lieutenant | 1:21.500 | Slapper 1.344 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 1:23.594 | The Lieutenant 2.094 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:25.339 | Slapper 1.466 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 1:27.867 | Slapper 2.267 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 1:30.844 | Slapper 2.894 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 1:33.483 | Slapper 2.450 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 1:36.006 | Yolk 1.139 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 1:38.233 | Yolk 1.089 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 4 | 0/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 5 | 0/1 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 6 | 0/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
8 declared1
Big Randy
The Noodles · HOME
209 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-11-7-12-8.
59.93
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · HOME
206 starts, 57 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 6-2-8-2-1.
4.19
Course preview
40 sections · 569 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
Four stairwells, deep carpet throughout, and a landing that has decided more championships than any other structure in the sport. The steps are not evenly spaced — the eleventh is nine millimetres shallower than the rest, which is nine millimetres more than anybody needs.
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