Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 8 · Round 28

The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent

The Basement · The Concrete Mile · 611 m · 8 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win

Wide Load took The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent for the The Pucks. The Lieutenant finished second. 3 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
Wide Load INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 6:49.938 3 +2 31 14.1
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 7:04.922 +14.98 8 +6 28 13.8
3 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 7:38.768 +48.83 1 -2 30 11.2
4 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 8:04.244 +74.31 5 +1 24 12.7
5 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 8:17.050 +87.11 4 -1 25 12.3
The Unit INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 8:25.506 +95.57 7 +1 32 10.5
Second Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 8:28.956 +99.02 6 -1 26 12.8
8 The Kidney BEA The Beans 8:34.940 +105.00 2 -6 35 13.3
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney. Averaging 12.8 contacts an event coming in.
8.033
Wide Load is coming through. Recent finishes: 1-2-2-6-1.
11.583
Somebody is going to have to explain that. Recent finishes: 1-2-2-6-1.
15.017
Up goes Squish. Recent finishes: 4-6-6-4-4.
19.222
Second Sock takes a knock. Averaging 11.6 contacts an event coming in.
24.033
That is going to sting in the morning.
29.594
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
33.056
And Lil Nugget is off once more.
36.489
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
39.939
Right into it goes The Lieutenant.
45.544
Squish gets hit hard.
49.511
Right into it goes Second Sock.
58.444
Heavy contact for Wide Load.
1:01.983
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:09.156
Heavy contact for Squish.
1:12.967
That is a big one for Lil Nugget.
1:17.167
Up goes The Lieutenant.
1:21.044
That is a big one for Wide Load.
1:25.539
That is going to sting in the morning.
1:29.728
It is chaos out there.
1:33.722
Up goes Squish.
1:37.233
Big air for Lil Nugget.
1:38.011
Here comes The Lieutenant.
1:41.011
It is Wide Load!
1:44.756
That is not going to help.
1:52.511
Right into it goes The Unit.
1:59.244
That is a big one for Lil Nugget.
2:06.372
You do not see that every day.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Hard The Lieutenant 1.950 The Lieutenant 1.950
Smooth Descent Hard The Lieutenant 5.000 Wide Load 2.866
Sweeping Curve Hard The Lieutenant 7.678 Lil Nugget 2.500
Smooth Descent Hard The Lieutenant 10.817 Wide Load 3.000
The Drops Hard Wide Load 12.489 Wide Load 1.672
Peg Field Hard Wide Load 13.872 Wide Load 1.383
The Pinball Table Slick Wide Load 16.528 The Lieutenant 2.422
Collision Funnel Hard Wide Load 17.556 The Lieutenant 1.022
Smooth Descent Hard Wide Load 19.067 Wide Load 1.511
Barrier Run Smooth Wide Load 20.289 Wide Load 1.222
Sweeping Curve Smooth Wide Load 22.200 Wide Load 1.911
Bounce Pads Smooth Wide Load 23.733 Wide Load 1.533
Carpet Flat Carpet Wide Load 25.589 Wide Load 1.856
Fabric Run Soft fabric Wide Load 26.850 Wide Load 1.261
Sweeping Curve Carpet Wide Load 29.039 Wide Load 2.189
The Kicker Smooth Wide Load 30.511 Wide Load 1.472
Carpet Flat Carpet Wide Load 32.811 Wide Load 2.300
S-Bend Smooth Wide Load 38.933 The Lieutenant 3.583
Tight Curve Smooth Wide Load 44.278 The Kidney 4.583
The Funnel Smooth Wide Load 46.494 Wide Load 2.216
Narrow Pipe Metal Wide Load 48.978 The Kidney 2.095
The Gauntlet Smooth Wide Load 51.739 Lil Nugget 2.189
The Hairpin Smooth Wide Load 56.078 The Lieutenant 4.278
Split Route Smooth Wide Load 59.194 The Kidney 2.889
Smooth Descent Hard Wide Load 1:03.789 Wide Load 4.595
Sweeping Curve Hard Wide Load 1:06.744 Wide Load 2.955
Slick Floor Slick Wide Load 1:09.100 Wide Load 2.356
The Plunge Metal Wide Load 1:11.033 Wide Load 1.933
Smooth Descent Hard Wide Load 1:13.222 Wide Load 2.189
The Kicker Hard Wide Load 1:14.133 Wide Load 0.911
Bounce Pads Smooth Wide Load 1:15.956 Wide Load 1.823
The Gap Hard Wide Load 1:18.067 The Lieutenant 2.089
The Drops Hard Wide Load 1:19.572 The Lieutenant 1.494
Sweeping Curve Smooth Wide Load 1:21.661 Wide Load 2.089
The Washboard Hard Wide Load 1:25.272 The Lieutenant 2.000
Big Air Metal Wide Load 1:29.511 The Lieutenant 2.878
Smooth Descent Smooth Wide Load 1:31.856 The Lieutenant 1.945
Sweeping Curve Hard Wide Load 1:34.383 The Lieutenant 2.483
Final Sprint Hard The Lieutenant 1:37.139 The Lieutenant 2.650
Target Zone Carpet The Lieutenant 1:39.189 Lil Nugget 1.245
Exit Gate Hard The Lieutenant 1:41.011 Lil Nugget 1.161
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 0/1 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 2 1/1 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 3 1/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 1/1 5
5 NOO The Noodles 5 1/1 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 6 0/1 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 7 0/1 2
8 BEA The Beans 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

8 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
213 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-6-6-6-5.
54.97
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
210 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 5-3-5-16-5.
38.85
6
The Kidney The Beans · HOME
213 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-7-6-8-8.
23.15
1
The Unit Basement Heat · HOME
212 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-12-4-10-8.
29.39
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · HOME
218 starts, 15 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 3-1-3-6-10.
3.96
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
208 starts, 57 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-2-6-2-8.
2.89
4
Wide Load The Pucks
198 starts, 81 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 6-1-2-1-7.
3.04
2
Squish The Soft Boys
210 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 4-8-4-7-4.
10.99

Course preview

41 sections · 611 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Hard
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Hard
7m ↓8°

The classic Basement descent, run end to end. Fast, hard, and entirely unforgiving of a bad line — and long enough that a bad line has time to cost you twice. The floor was laid in a single pour with a two-degree fall nobody planned, which is why everything drifts left and why the left wall has been repainted four times.

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