Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 8 · Round 35

The Service Core — Team Pack Race

Chute Tower · The Service Core · 735 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win

The Coaster took The Service Core — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Puck Yeah finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 7:59.905 7 +6 37 14.5
2 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 8:17.851 +17.95 8 +6 46 13.7
Old Gristle INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 8:58.004 +58.10 1 -2 42 14.3
4 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 9:13.906 +74.00 12 +8 44 13.9
Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 9:24.432 +84.53 11 +6 47 14.8
Squish INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 9:27.849 +87.94 2 -4 26 13.2
7 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 9:35.444 +95.54 15 +8 43 12.4
Second Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 9:45.394 +105.49 16 +8 39 13.0
9 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 9:45.600 +105.70 5 -4 41 13.8
10 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 9:47.539 +107.63 10 0 58 12.5
11 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 9:51.695 +111.79 13 +2 34 16.4
Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 9:52.794 +112.89 14 +2 40 13.6
The Kidney INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 9:54.472 +114.57 4 -9 53 11.5
Big Randy INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 9:54.501 +114.60 6 -8 42 12.8
Refried Ron INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 10:09.767 +129.86 3 -12 55 12.6
Tender Greg INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 10:39.183 +159.28 9 -7 20 20.0
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney. Averaging 13.4 contacts an event coming in.
4.533
Chunk goes to the front.
8.033
Big move from Chunk.
12.194
You do not see that every day.
15.822
Big air for The Unit. Recent finishes: 3-14-6-15-6.
19.250
Squish finds trouble. Averaging 11.7 contacts an event coming in.
22.650
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 1-2-2-3-7.
26.161
Puck Yeah finds trouble. Averaging 11.5 contacts an event coming in.
29.967
The Kidney takes a knock.
33.478
Chunk is completely off the deck.
36.950
No idea what happened there.
40.439
And Squish takes flight.
44.250
Squish gets air.
47.706
Thick Rick is airborne.
51.517
Heavy contact for The Unit.
56.033
You do not see that every day.
1:02.233
Puck Yeah gets air.
1:06.122
Old Gristle gets hit hard.
1:10.278
Refried Ron is airborne.
1:14.906
You do not see that every day.
1:20.033
Big move from The Heel.
1:26.083
Heavy contact for The Coaster.
1:29.744
Heavy contact for Puck Yeah.
1:34.039
Chunk gets air.
1:37.594
The Kidney finds trouble.
1:41.339
Big air for Chunk.
1:44.822
That is going to sting in the morning.
1:48.378
It is chaos out there.
1:52.033
Oh dear.
1:55.683
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:59.328
Up goes Big Randy.
2:00.722
Chunk has it.
2:03.183
That is going to sting in the morning.
2:06.583
The Coaster takes it.
2:12.117
You do not see that every day.
2:16.033
Thick Rick is losing places.
2:21.206
And it all goes wrong.
2:30.961
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Second Sock 1.594 Second Sock 1.594
Smooth Descent Metal Chunk 4.978 Chunk 3.034
Sweeping Curve Metal Chunk 7.567 The Coaster 2.089
Smooth Descent Metal Chunk 10.561 The Coaster 2.611
The Drops Metal Chunk 12.311 The Coaster 1.550
Peg Field Hard Chunk 13.928 Puck Yeah 1.255
The Pinball Table Slick Chunk 16.622 Thick Rick 1.661
Collision Funnel Hard Chunk 17.883 Thick Rick 0.978
Smooth Descent Hard Chunk 19.628 Thick Rick 1.744
Barrier Run Smooth Chunk 21.122 Chunk 1.494
Sweeping Curve Smooth Chunk 23.422 Refried Ron 2.055
Bounce Pads Smooth Chunk 26.589 Old Gristle 2.472
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Chunk 30.067 Pilot Light 3.278
Narrow Pipe Metal Chunk 32.739 The Kidney 2.511
The Drops Metal Chunk 34.350 Chunk 1.611
Rotating Drum Metal Chunk 35.711 The Coaster 1.278
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Chunk 37.533 Old Gristle 1.789
The Washboard Metal Chunk 39.361 Chunk 1.828
Slick Floor Slick Chunk 41.144 Lil Nugget 1.767
S-Bend Smooth Chunk 46.428 The Coaster 3.872
Tight Curve Smooth Chunk 50.389 Second Sock 2.133
The Funnel Smooth Chunk 52.883 Chunk 2.494
Narrow Pipe Metal Chunk 55.550 Puck Yeah 2.455
The Gauntlet Smooth Chunk 57.561 Chunk 2.011
The Hairpin Smooth Chunk 1:01.300 Chunk 3.739
Split Route Smooth Chunk 1:02.939 Chunk 1.639
The Spiral Metal Chunk 1:05.767 The Coaster 1.700
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Chunk 1:19.200 The Coaster 12.872
Rotating Drum Metal Chunk 1:23.589 The Kidney 1.417
Narrow Pipe Metal Chunk 1:26.683 Crooked Pete 1.700
The Drops Metal Chunk 1:28.306 Crooked Pete 1.533
Peg Field Hard Chunk 1:29.628 Puck Yeah 1.256
The Pinball Table Slick Chunk 1:31.333 The Coaster 1.661
Collision Funnel Hard Chunk 1:32.161 The Coaster 0.822
Smooth Descent Hard Chunk 1:33.472 The Coaster 1.278
Barrier Run Smooth Chunk 1:34.528 Chunk 1.056
Sweeping Curve Smooth Chunk 1:36.333 Chunk 1.805
Bounce Pads Smooth Chunk 1:38.200 Old Gristle 1.594
Bounce Pads Smooth Chunk 1:40.072 The Coaster 1.572
The Gap Hard Chunk 1:42.194 Old Gristle 1.745
The Drops Hard Chunk 1:43.622 Old Gristle 1.250
Sweeping Curve Smooth Chunk 1:45.589 Lil Nugget 1.778
The Washboard Hard Chunk 1:47.856 Chunk 2.267
Big Air Metal Chunk 1:50.383 Chunk 2.527
Smooth Descent Smooth Chunk 1:52.128 Chunk 1.745
Sweeping Curve Metal Chunk 1:54.344 Puck Yeah 2.034
Final Sprint Metal Chunk 1:56.667 The Coaster 2.222
Target Zone Carpet Chunk 2:01.439 The Coaster 0.956
Exit Gate Metal Chunk 2:03.722 The Coaster 0.877
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 3 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 8 0/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 15 1/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 16 1/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 19 2/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 22 0/2 3
7 NOO The Noodles 25 1/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 28 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
218 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-6-3-7-7.
43.90
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
227 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-3-7-6-10.
31.25
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · HOME
214 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 6-15-4-8-5.
61.46
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · HOME
214 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-4-8-12-5.
30.44
5
Refried Ron The Beans
212 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-5-5-8-7.
52.11
6
The Kidney The Beans
218 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-5-8-11-5.
44.99
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
214 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 5-8-6-14-8.
73.40
1
The Unit Basement Heat
216 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-8-12-6-7.
35.76
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
221 starts, 16 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 2-1-3-3-1.
6.70
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
220 starts, 19 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 2-14-1-3-3.
21.72
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
225 starts, 54 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 3-7-13-1-3.
9.84
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
225 starts, 68 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 3-1-7-1-6.
6.43
3
The Coaster The Pucks · HOME
219 starts, 97 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-2-2-1-2.
4.10
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · HOME
224 starts, 108 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-10-2-1-2.
5.37
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
204 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-4-6-4-8.
29.39
2
Squish The Soft Boys
214 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 4-6-6-4-4.
27.05

Course preview

49 sections · 735 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Full field, narrow steel, five pinch points. The league's most reliable disaster. It has been shortened twice, on both occasions after a season nobody will discuss on the record, and it is still the longest pack course on the calendar.

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