Team Pack Race · Season 8 · Round 47
The Gravity Bowl
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win
The Lieutenant took The Gravity Bowl for the Lump Patrol. Slapper finished second. 14 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 11:37.700 | — | 14 | +13 | 70 | 14.6 |
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 11:52.361 | +14.66 | 3 | +1 | 60 | 15.8 |
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 12:10.422 | +32.72 | 8 | +5 | 57 | 14.2 |
| — | Yolk INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 12:19.500 | +41.80 | 5 | +1 | 29 | 21.8 |
| — | Tube Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 13:19.928 | +102.23 | 6 | +1 | 65 | 13.0 |
| — | Stubbs INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 13:22.762 | +105.06 | 15 | +9 | 53 | 14.9 |
| — | Custard INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 13:28.961 | +111.26 | 13 | +6 | 36 | 18.9 |
| 8 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 13:31.155 | +113.46 | 1 | -7 | 56 | 14.7 |
| — | The Coaster INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 13:40.495 | +122.80 | 10 | +1 | 52 | 18.8 |
| — | Crawlspace INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 13:42.188 | +124.49 | 4 | -6 | 69 | 13.5 |
| — | Second Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 13:46.761 | +129.06 | 12 | +1 | 68 | 12.5 |
| — | Radiator INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 13:56.911 | +139.21 | 7 | -5 | 57 | 13.2 |
| — | Long John INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 14:03.911 | +146.21 | 9 | -4 | 71 | 14.5 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 14:17.633 | +159.93 | 2 | -12 | 62 | 13.7 |
| — | Refried Ron INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 14:25.061 | +167.36 | 16 | +1 | 69 | 11.7 |
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 14:54.106 | +196.41 | 11 | -5 | 30 | 19.1 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
8.033
The Coaster is coming through.
11.483
The Coaster is completely off the deck.
14.911
Second Sock finds trouble. Averaging 12.9 contacts an event coming in.
19.294
Ooh, that looked like it hurt. Recent finishes: 2-2-1-3-16.
23.061
Slapper gets air.
26.778
Big air for The Lieutenant.
30.333
Stubbs is completely off the deck.
35.133
Sweaty Gerald finds trouble.
39.200
They will not want to see that again. Averaging 12.8 contacts an event coming in.
42.839
Slapper is airborne.
46.283
Stubbs is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 4-3-2-2-7.
49.806
That is the sport, right there.
53.244
And Long John takes flight.
56.750
Ooh, that looked like it hurt. Recent finishes: 7-6-8-5-6.
1:00.583
Custard gets hit hard.
1:04.033
Second Sock is losing places.
1:08.017
Slapper is completely off the deck.
1:12.033
Big move from Crawlspace.
1:15.833
Heavy contact for Honey Mustard.
1:19.706
And it all goes wrong.
1:23.767
They will not want to see that again.
1:27.550
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:31.067
Old Gristle is airborne.
1:34.494
Big air for Yolk.
1:38.461
Up goes Custard.
1:42.600
Second Sock gets air.
1:46.011
It is chaos out there.
1:49.828
No idea what happened there.
1:53.572
Radiator gets air.
1:58.028
The Coaster is airborne.
2:01.844
Stubbs gets air.
2:05.400
Oh dear.
2:08.800
Old Gristle is completely off the deck.
2:12.744
Big air for The Lieutenant.
2:16.517
You do not see that every day.
2:21.017
Old Gristle is completely off the deck.
2:24.572
Stubbs is completely off the deck.
2:29.144
That is a big one for Sweaty Gerald.
2:32.606
That is the sport, right there.
2:32.989
Slapper is going to win this.
2:36.006
The Lieutenant wins it.
2:41.261
They will not want to see that again.
2:46.117
Old Gristle is airborne.
2:51.689
That is a big one for Old Gristle.
2:55.683
Radiator has stopped dead.
2:59.672
That is not going to help.
3:03.656
You do not see that every day.
3:08.228
Absolute carnage.
3:15.478
It is chaos out there.
3:21.572
That is a big one for Floppy Joe.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Metal | Refried Ron | 1.561 | Refried Ron 1.561 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Stubbs | 4.939 | Slapper 2.822 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | The Coaster | 7.506 | The Coaster 2.500 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | The Coaster | 10.311 | The Lieutenant 2.700 |
| The Drops | Metal | The Coaster | 11.944 | The Lieutenant 1.611 |
| Peg Field | Hard | The Coaster | 13.478 | Old Gristle 1.278 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Slapper | 15.467 | The Lieutenant 1.850 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Slapper | 16.294 | Slapper 0.827 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Slapper | 17.622 | Slapper 1.328 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Slapper | 18.806 | Slapper 1.184 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Slapper | 20.567 | Slapper 1.761 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Slapper | 22.439 | Honey Mustard 1.850 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Slapper | 25.450 | Refried Ron 2.044 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Slapper | 27.739 | Old Gristle 2.239 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Slapper | 30.400 | Slapper 2.661 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Slapper | 35.939 | Slapper 5.539 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Slapper | 39.222 | Honey Mustard 3.233 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Slapper | 41.167 | The Coaster 1.878 |
| The Drops | Hard | Slapper | 42.928 | Yolk 1.733 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Slapper | 44.972 | The Coaster 2.027 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Slapper | 46.356 | Slapper 1.384 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Slapper | 48.778 | Old Gristle 2.216 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Slapper | 50.244 | The Coaster 1.450 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Slapper | 52.572 | Honey Mustard 1.844 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Slapper | 1:01.483 | Old Gristle 0.483 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Slapper | 1:04.072 | The Coaster 2.572 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Slapper | 1:05.411 | The Coaster 1.206 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Slapper | 1:06.806 | The Coaster 1.233 |
| The Drops | Metal | Slapper | 1:08.044 | Slapper 1.238 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Slapper | 1:09.594 | Slapper 1.550 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Slapper | 1:11.972 | Honey Mustard 1.162 |
| The Drops | Metal | Slapper | 1:13.611 | Honey Mustard 1.038 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Slapper | 1:15.000 | Honey Mustard 0.984 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Slapper | 1:16.767 | Honey Mustard 1.494 |
| The Washboard | Metal | Slapper | 1:18.250 | Yolk 1.462 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Slapper | 1:19.861 | Slapper 1.611 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Slapper | 1:22.517 | Stubbs 2.323 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Slapper | 1:26.211 | Stubbs 1.933 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Slapper | 1:28.783 | Stubbs 1.989 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Slapper | 1:31.211 | Slapper 2.428 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Slapper | 1:33.244 | Slapper 2.033 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Slapper | 1:37.056 | Slapper 3.812 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Slapper | 1:39.550 | Slapper 2.494 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Slapper | 1:44.039 | Crawlspace 3.933 |
| The Gap | Hard | Slapper | 1:47.044 | Sweaty Gerald 2.472 |
| The Drops | Hard | Slapper | 1:48.967 | The Coaster 1.744 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Slapper | 1:51.306 | Stubbs 1.661 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Slapper | 1:55.511 | Old Gristle 2.939 |
| Big Air | Metal | Slapper | 1:59.489 | Old Gristle 3.178 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Slapper | 2:01.772 | Old Gristle 2.128 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Slapper | 2:03.589 | The Coaster 1.445 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Slapper | 2:06.561 | The Coaster 1.855 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Slapper | 2:08.322 | The Coaster 0.867 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Slapper | 2:10.506 | The Coaster 1.311 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Slapper | 2:12.089 | Stubbs 1.216 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Slapper | 2:14.128 | Stubbs 1.767 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Slapper | 2:15.911 | Slapper 1.783 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Slapper | 2:19.711 | Old Gristle 2.406 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Slapper | 2:22.483 | Old Gristle 2.322 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Slapper | 2:24.767 | Slapper 2.284 |
| The Plunge | Metal | Slapper | 2:26.622 | Slapper 1.855 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Slapper | 2:28.733 | Slapper 2.111 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Slapper | 2:29.628 | Slapper 0.895 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Slapper | 2:31.950 | Slapper 2.322 |
| Final Sprint | Smooth | Slapper | 2:34.211 | Slapper 2.261 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Slapper | 2:35.150 | Slapper 0.939 |
| Exit Gate | Smooth | Slapper | 2:35.989 | Slapper 0.839 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 4 | 1/2 | 16 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 11 | 0/2 | 14 |
| 3 | The Soft Boys | 11 | 0/2 | 12 |
| 4 | The Wet Socks | 16 | 0/2 | 10 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 21 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 6 | The Nuggets | 22 | 0/2 | 6 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 22 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 8 | The Beans | 29 | 0/2 | 2 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · HOME
222 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-4-5-11-6.
31.75
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · HOME
219 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 7-8-4-5-7.
60.00
Course preview
67 sections · 1,002 m
Starting Ramp
Metal
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Metal
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
The Washboard
Metal
16m
↓32°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Smooth
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Smooth
7m
↓8°
The championship course. Every surface, every pinch point and every way to lose, in one continuous descent from the top of the tower to the far wall of the basement. It is run once a season, and the record has stood since the second time it was ever run.
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