· Season 8 · Round 5
The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win
The Lieutenant took The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Lil Nugget finished second. 6 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:32.588 | — | 16 | +15 | 45 | 13.3 |
| 2 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 8:54.478 | +21.89 | 3 | +1 | 43 | 12.3 |
| 3 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 9:04.328 | +31.74 | 7 | +4 | 44 | 13.5 |
| 4 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 9:24.689 | +52.10 | 1 | -3 | 45 | 13.7 |
| 5 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 9:26.261 | +53.67 | 4 | -1 | 41 | 13.2 |
| — | Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 9:32.905 | +60.32 | 8 | +2 | 44 | 13.2 |
| — | Squish INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 9:41.245 | +68.66 | 11 | +4 | 42 | 12.6 |
| 8 | Long John | The Noodles | 9:55.073 | +82.49 | 6 | -2 | 37 | 12.6 |
| 9 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 9:58.477 | +85.89 | 15 | +6 | 37 | 13.4 |
| 10 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 10:02.117 | +89.53 | 12 | +2 | 44 | 12.9 |
| 11 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 10:14.878 | +102.29 | 5 | -6 | 47 | 13.4 |
| 12 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 10:14.905 | +102.32 | 13 | +1 | 44 | 13.0 |
| 13 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 10:20.789 | +108.20 | 2 | -11 | 48 | 12.8 |
| — | Refried Ron INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 10:23.155 | +110.57 | 10 | -4 | 52 | 13.6 |
| — | The Coaster INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 10:31.256 | +118.67 | 14 | -1 | 6 | 20.4 |
| — | The Heel INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 10:59.023 | +146.44 | 9 | -7 | 53 | 11.2 |
0.017
Absolute carnage. Averaging 11.4 contacts an event coming in.
4.067
The Lieutenant hits the front.
8.033
It is chaos out there. Recent finishes: 4-6-1-3-5.
11.544
And The Lieutenant takes flight. Recent finishes: 3-2-2-2-1.
15.000
And it all goes wrong.
18.717
And Puck Yeah takes flight.
24.033
Big move from Puck Yeah.
27.594
Heavy contact for Long John.
32.033
No idea what happened there.
35.844
No idea what happened there. Averaging 12.2 contacts an event coming in.
40.033
Old Gristle is coming through. Recent finishes: 2-6-3-3-2.
44.144
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
47.556
Extraordinary scenes.
52.433
Oh dear.
55.939
Radiator finds trouble.
1:00.644
Puck Yeah takes a knock.
1:05.222
The Lieutenant gets air.
1:08.750
Big air for Lil Nugget.
1:12.383
And Lil Nugget takes flight.
1:15.978
Absolute carnage.
1:19.400
Big air for Old Gristle.
1:23.400
They will not want to see that again.
1:26.872
That is the sport, right there.
1:30.461
Up goes Second Sock.
1:36.850
It is chaos out there.
1:42.783
Lil Nugget is completely off the deck.
1:46.461
Big air for Lil Nugget.
1:49.917
You do not see that every day.
1:53.678
Big air for Stubbs.
1:57.100
That is the sport, right there.
2:00.022
Here comes The Lieutenant.
2:00.711
Extraordinary scenes.
2:04.111
The Lieutenant wins it.
2:08.494
Big air for Second Sock.
2:13.222
And The Heel takes flight.
2:17.961
That is a big one for Second Sock.
2:21.922
Pilot Light takes a knock.
2:26.444
And it all goes wrong.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Hard | Butter Bean | 1.567 | Butter Bean 1.567 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Lieutenant | 4.900 | Lil Nugget 2.983 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | The Lieutenant | 7.728 | Old Gristle 2.389 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Lieutenant | 10.728 | The Lieutenant 3.000 |
| The Drops | Hard | The Lieutenant | 12.550 | The Coaster 1.689 |
| Peg Field | Hard | The Lieutenant | 13.922 | Puck Yeah 1.300 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | The Lieutenant | 15.872 | Puck Yeah 1.739 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | The Lieutenant | 16.911 | Puck Yeah 0.950 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Lieutenant | 19.011 | Puck Yeah 1.594 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 20.617 | Lil Nugget 1.328 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 23.128 | Stubbs 1.677 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Lil Nugget | 25.456 | Lil Nugget 1.706 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 29.267 | Custard 3.705 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 33.022 | Puck Yeah 3.600 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 35.167 | Puck Yeah 2.122 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | The Lieutenant | 37.767 | Custard 2.406 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 39.833 | Puck Yeah 2.017 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 43.667 | Puck Yeah 3.555 |
| Split Route | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 47.283 | Butter Bean 2.833 |
| Stairwell | Hard | The Lieutenant | 51.561 | Stubbs 4.039 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 54.172 | Custard 2.366 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 57.611 | Lil Nugget 3.133 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:01.700 | The Lieutenant 4.089 |
| Stairwell | Hard | The Lieutenant | 1:05.433 | Stubbs 3.222 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | The Lieutenant | 1:07.444 | Old Gristle 1.900 |
| The Drops | Hard | The Lieutenant | 1:09.167 | The Lieutenant 1.723 |
| Peg Field | Hard | The Lieutenant | 1:10.500 | Custard 1.311 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | The Lieutenant | 1:12.406 | Custard 1.783 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | The Lieutenant | 1:13.306 | The Lieutenant 0.900 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Lieutenant | 1:14.733 | The Lieutenant 1.427 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:15.983 | The Lieutenant 1.250 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:17.933 | The Lieutenant 1.950 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:19.478 | The Lieutenant 1.545 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Lieutenant | 1:21.622 | The Lieutenant 2.144 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | The Lieutenant | 1:23.811 | The Lieutenant 2.189 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | The Lieutenant | 1:27.050 | Old Gristle 2.539 |
| The Plunge | Metal | The Lieutenant | 1:29.994 | Old Gristle 1.955 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Lieutenant | 1:32.372 | Old Gristle 2.083 |
| The Kicker | Hard | The Lieutenant | 1:33.383 | Old Gristle 0.895 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:35.583 | Lil Nugget 1.672 |
| The Gap | Hard | The Lieutenant | 1:37.778 | Lil Nugget 1.833 |
| The Drops | Hard | The Lieutenant | 1:39.433 | Lil Nugget 1.450 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:41.322 | The Lieutenant 1.889 |
| The Washboard | Hard | The Lieutenant | 1:45.039 | Puck Yeah 2.184 |
| Big Air | Metal | The Lieutenant | 1:48.622 | Puck Yeah 2.961 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:50.811 | Puck Yeah 1.966 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | The Lieutenant | 1:53.506 | Refried Ron 2.361 |
| Final Sprint | Hard | The Lieutenant | 1:56.139 | Puck Yeah 2.539 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 2:00.717 | Stubbs 1.167 |
| Exit Gate | Hard | The Lieutenant | 2:03.022 | Stubbs 1.089 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 4 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 6 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Soft Boys | 12 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Noodles | 19 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Pucks | 21 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 23 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 23 | 2/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Wet Socks | 28 | 1/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared22
Butter Bean
The Beans · HOME
197 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-6-6-14-6.
33.96
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · HOME
195 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 4-8-5-6-15.
74.79
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · HOME
195 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 12-8-13-5-16.
103.17
Course preview
50 sections · 743 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Hard
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Hard
7m
↓8°
Built for full-roster events. Four pinch points, two peg fields and nowhere at all to hide. The boiler itself is in play and always has been: the rulebook lists it under furniture, and the medical staff list it under something else.
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