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Derby · Season 7 · Round 12

Crossbones — Team Pack Race

Crossbones Field · Crossbones · 161 m · 16 competitors Crossing traffic Track furniture Steep banking
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Carnage — Second Sock survives to win

Second Sock took Crossbones — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Long John finished second. 11 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:14.025 — 3 +2 16 10.6
2 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:17.292 +3.27 1 -1 19 10.8
3 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:20.042 +6.02 4 +1 27 10.5
4 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:23.258 +9.23 5 +1 33 10.9
5 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:31.192 +17.17 9 +4 38 11.6
— Wide Load RUNNING PCK The Pucks — — 13 +7 30 11.3
— The Lieutenant RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 +5 16 11.7
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +7 15 11.1
— Floppy Joe WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 2 -7 13 10.1
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +6 9 10.8
— The Unit RUNNING HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -3 14 10.0
— Slapper RUNNING PCK The Pucks — — 14 +2 12 12.1
— Old Gristle RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 -2 10 11.0
— Sweaty Gerald RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -8 4 10.0
— Pilot Light RUNNING HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -8 4 10.7
— Stubbs RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -6 2 10.6
2.275
Wide Load is losing bits. Recent finishes: 6-1-2-1-7.
7.033
Wide Load is airborne! Recent finishes: 6-1-2-1-7.
11.250
A new leader — Old Gristle. Career record: 53 wins from 221, average finish 4.1.
15.683
Absolute carnage.
20.050
Slapper is on the move.
27.242
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 4-8-4-7-4.
31.492
Sweaty Gerald is losing bits.
37.392
Slapper is airborne!
42.575
That is a long way off the ground.
47.167
That is a long way off the ground.
55.225
There goes a piece of Yolk.
59.625
Floppy Joe has nothing left on it.
1:08.517
It is coming apart now. Recent finishes: 4-4-16-8-4.
1:14.533
They will not want to see that again.
1:20.050
And it all goes wrong.
1:21.625
Yolk will not be back.
1:24.225
And that is Floppy Joe finished.
1:30.575
Oh, that is a big one.
1:39.292
Squish will not take much more.
1:40.792
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:47.775
That has come off.
1:52.200
Stubbs is going nowhere.
1:56.667
Wide Load leaves something behind.
2:05.133
Second Sock leaves something behind.
2:09.942
That is a long way off the ground.
2:17.467
The Lieutenant has stalled.
2:33.225
Absolute carnage.
2:45.433
There goes a piece of Thick Rick.
2:47.208
One to go.
3:11.025
Here comes Second Sock.
3:14.025
Second Sock takes it!
3:20.250
Up it goes.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 24.800 Slapper 24.800
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 50.392 Slapper 25.592
Smooth Descent Clay Floppy Joe 1:23.217 Floppy Joe 26.500
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 1:51.150 Long John 26.917
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 2:18.700 Thick Rick 25.991
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 2:47.208 Tube Sock 28.241
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 3:14.025 Long John 26.675
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 4 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 11 1/2 7
3 BEA The Beans 18 1/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 18 0/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 18 0/2 4
6 LMP Lump Patrol 20 0/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 21 1/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 26 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
163 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 7-14-4-5-3.
10.49
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
151 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 15-8-6-6-11.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
167 starts, 25 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 10-2-1-4-4.
3.75
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
152 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 3-2-3-2-3.
3.29
22
Butter Bean The Beans
151 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.9. Last five: 13-14-7-4-13.
120.50
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
153 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 9-16-12-12-15.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
140 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 9-15-15-16-14.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
154 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 7-4-12-3-6.
33.56
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
148 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 12-4-5-14-9.
45.87
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
153 starts, 11 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 14-10-13-1-9.
61.84
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
161 starts, 37 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 2-1-11-9-3.
11.00
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
149 starts, 32 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 1-2-3-5-3.
6.56
4
Wide Load The Pucks
157 starts, 28 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 6-3-2-4-2.
7.14
8
Slapper The Pucks
147 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 11-8-2-9-6.
131.85
2
Squish The Soft Boys
155 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.8. Last five: 13-10-9-10-8.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
151 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.1. Last five: 10-16-14-14-15.
219.30

Course preview

8 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
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10m ↓15°
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57m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
57m ↓15°

The flat-crossing figure of eight, and the reason this sport has a waiver. Once a lap the field drives through the junction it crossed thirty seconds ago, so the thing that hits you was neither in front of you nor behind you a moment before — it came from the side, on a road you had already used and forgotten about. Half the field never sees the flag. It is the only circuit on the calendar with its own ambulance bay on the infield, and the crew that works it has a favourite corner, which they will not name out of professional courtesy.

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