Derby · Season 7 · Round 17
Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win
Old Gristle took Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Thick Rick finished second. 11 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:27.100 | — | 11 | +10 | 42 | 11.9 |
| 2 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:34.342 | +7.24 | 9 | +7 | 58 | 11.9 |
| 3 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:34.967 | +7.87 | 12 | +9 | 39 | 12.3 |
| 4 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:45.300 | +18.20 | 3 | -1 | 49 | 10.3 |
| 5 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:45.742 | +18.64 | 4 | -1 | 51 | 10.9 |
| — | Honey Mustard WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | +4 | 50 | 12.1 |
| — | The Unit RUNNING | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | +1 | 40 | 10.1 |
| — | Slapper WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +5 | 39 | 11.8 |
| — | Big Randy WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -7 | 31 | 10.5 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +4 | 18 | 11.5 |
| — | Long John RUNNING | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -10 | 15 | 10.6 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -7 | 19 | 10.1 |
| — | The Kidney WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -7 | 16 | 10.1 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +2 | 11 | 10.7 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | 0 | 11 | 10.3 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -9 | 12 | 10.0 |
1.742
Yolk is losing bits.
5.950
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 7-2-5-1-2.
11.133
That has come off.
16.000
There goes a piece of Puck Yeah. Recent finishes: 2-1-2-1-1.
22.692
That has come off.
26.400
Old Gristle has put Yolk out.
30.667
That is Thick Rick taking Radiator with them. Recent finishes: 8-6-7-4-8.
35.900
There goes a piece of Puck Yeah.
37.400
Honey Mustard has put Tender Greg out.
41.900
Big Randy is losing bits. Recent finishes: 3-7-7-8-6.
48.125
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up. Recent finishes: 2-1-2-1-1.
52.558
There goes a piece of Big Randy.
57.142
The Kidney is out, and Sweaty Gerald did it.
58.642
Sweaty Gerald is out.
1:02.925
There goes a piece of Slapper.
1:09.275
There goes a piece of Puck Yeah.
1:13.517
That has come off.
1:17.792
That has come off.
1:21.183
Old Gristle has put Puck Yeah out.
1:27.992
Up it goes.
1:34.625
Slapper leaves something behind.
1:40.208
Stripped to the shell.
1:45.692
The Lieutenant is airborne!
1:50.200
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:51.700
And that is Big Randy finished.
1:56.792
Slapper leaves something behind.
2:04.383
And it all goes wrong.
2:09.008
Slapper is in trouble.
2:10.508
The Lieutenant has put Slapper out.
2:26.483
There goes a piece of Thick Rick.
2:32.358
And it all goes wrong.
2:39.358
Honey Mustard is airborne!
2:47.250
Oh, that is a big one.
2:53.875
Oh, that is a big one.
3:00.617
The Unit is losing bits.
3:02.117
This is the last of it.
3:12.433
You do not see that every day.
3:18.550
There is nothing left of it.
3:24.017
That is real damage.
3:24.100
Here comes Old Gristle.
3:27.100
It is Old Gristle!
3:28.825
And that is Honey Mustard finished.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 21.550 | The Lieutenant 21.550 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 44.783 | Old Gristle 21.492 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 1:07.983 | Thick Rick 19.200 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 1:33.483 | Big Randy 21.883 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 1:54.342 | Old Gristle 20.859 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 2:17.492 | Thick Rick 21.233 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 2:40.042 | Old Gristle 22.550 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 3:01.908 | Old Gristle 21.866 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 3:27.100 | Thick Rick 21.050 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 4 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 8 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Wet Socks | 9 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Pucks | 18 | 0/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 20 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 23 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 25 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 29 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
160 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 13-14-15-16-16.
219.30
Course preview
6 sections · 135 m
Smooth Descent
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8m
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14m
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38m
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30m
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38m
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Fourteen metres of corrugated deck plate laid across the main straight, crossed nine times a race. Nobody is ever taken out by it and nobody ever finishes intact — it does not wreck you, it disassembles you, one rivet at a time, and hands the pieces back at the flag. By the last lap the difference between a finisher and a heap of parts is simply who crossed it more cleanly. The stand sells earplugs at the gate; the noise is not a side effect, it is the attraction.
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