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Derby · Season 7 · Round 22

Crossbones — Team Pack Race

Crossbones Field · Crossbones · 161 m · 16 competitors Crossing traffic Track furniture Steep banking
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Carnage — Second Sock survives to win

Second Sock took Crossbones — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Long John finished second. 13 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:17.458 — 3 +2 20 10.8
2 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:21.217 +3.76 2 0 19 10.9
3 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:22.075 +4.62 8 +5 32 10.8
— The Heel WRECKED WET The Wet Socks — — 4 0 16 10.8
— The Kidney WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 5 0 20 10.4
— Lil Nugget RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 +4 24 11.3
— Crawlspace WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 0 21 10.7
— Old Gristle RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 +4 21 11.8
— Floppy Joe WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 1 -8 11 10.1
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +5 11 11.4
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 +3 14 11.2
— Refried Ron RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -6 5 10.4
— Stubbs RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -4 9 11.0
— The Lieutenant RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 -3 11 11.7
— Wide Load RUNNING PCK The Pucks — — 13 -2 7 10.4
— Tender Greg RUNNING SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 0 4 11.3
2.275
Wide Load is losing bits.
8.600
Old Gristle goes to the front. Career record: 54 wins from 226, average finish 4.1.
13.350
A new leader — Tender Greg.
18.600
Old Gristle takes the lead. Career record: 54 wins from 226, average finish 4.1.
22.958
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 2-3-7-13-1.
27.792
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 6-4-8-12-5.
32.458
Oh, that is a big one.
38.450
The Heel goes to the front.
43.042
There goes a piece of Crawlspace. Recent finishes: 10-5-5-8-6.
47.433
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
55.825
There is nothing left of it.
1:00.050
Lil Nugget is coming through.
1:01.767
That is Long John taking Puck Yeah with them.
1:08.208
That is a long way off the ground.
1:12.717
Floppy Joe is losing bits.
1:16.767
Yolk is out.
1:25.033
Crawlspace is losing bits.
1:29.300
The Kidney leaves something behind.
1:35.017
There is nothing left of it.
1:36.517
That is Second Sock taking Floppy Joe with them.
1:41.775
There is nothing protecting Crawlspace now.
1:46.058
Old Gristle is losing bits.
1:50.467
Old Gristle is going nowhere.
1:56.342
The Kidney is losing bits.
2:06.425
Oh, that is a big one.
2:08.900
The Kidney has put Crawlspace out.
2:13.133
It is coming apart now.
2:17.383
And it all goes wrong.
2:22.308
The Kidney is out, and Second Sock did it.
2:27.708
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:34.208
And that is The Heel finished.
2:49.592
Last lap.
2:54.842
Look at the state of it.
3:14.458
Second Sock has it.
3:17.458
Second Sock wins the derby.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 26.933 Old Gristle 26.933
Smooth Descent Clay The Heel 55.800 The Kidney 27.100
Smooth Descent Clay The Heel 1:23.358 Floppy Joe 26.616
Smooth Descent Clay The Heel 1:51.850 The Kidney 27.575
Smooth Descent Clay The Heel 2:20.100 Second Sock 27.392
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 2:49.592 The Unit 27.500
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 3:17.458 The Unit 27.800
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 5 1/2 8
2 HEA Basement Heat 10 1/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 11 1/2 6
4 BEA The Beans 17 0/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 19 0/2 4
6 LMP Lump Patrol 22 0/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 26 0/2 2
8 PCK The Pucks 26 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
156 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 8-9-12-3-3.
123.13
7
Long John The Noodles
166 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 15-6-2-7-14.
9.76
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
168 starts, 26 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 1-10-2-1-4.
2.02
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
140 starts, 15 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 4-7-4-12-8.
11.53
6
The Kidney The Beans
155 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.9. Last five: 13-3-11-14-9.
196.19
5
Refried Ron The Beans
161 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.8. Last five: 14-14-10-15-16.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
148 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.4. Last five: 7-11-8-10-7.
54.04
1
The Unit Basement Heat
161 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 6-2-11-9-12.
25.99
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
159 starts, 12 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 12-16-1-5-12.
62.17
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
155 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 1-16-14-10-8.
89.81
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
156 starts, 33 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 5-7-3-7-1.
7.87
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
167 starts, 39 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 13-7-1-8-3.
9.83
4
Wide Load The Pucks
164 starts, 29 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 11-1-6-3-6.
7.90
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
154 starts, 5 wins, average finish 12.3. Last five: 13-16-16-11-13.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
159 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.1. Last five: 9-10-15-16-15.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
163 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 10-15-16-13-14.
219.30

Course preview

8 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
57m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
57m ↓15°

The flat-crossing figure of eight, and the reason this sport has a waiver. Once a lap the field drives through the junction it crossed thirty seconds ago, so the thing that hits you was neither in front of you nor behind you a moment before — it came from the side, on a road you had already used and forgotten about. Half the field never sees the flag. It is the only circuit on the calendar with its own ambulance bay on the infield, and the crew that works it has a favourite corner, which they will not name out of professional courtesy.

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