Derby · Season 7 · Round 27
Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win
Wide Load took Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Stubbs finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:32.733 | — | 13 | +12 | 49 | 11.9 |
| 2 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:40.692 | +7.96 | 10 | +8 | 49 | 12.8 |
| 3 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:42.733 | +10.00 | 12 | +9 | 44 | 11.3 |
| 4 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:45.117 | +12.38 | 4 | 0 | 52 | 10.9 |
| 5 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:55.758 | +23.03 | 6 | +1 | 65 | 10.3 |
| 6 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 3:56.692 | +23.96 | 7 | +1 | 69 | 10.8 |
| — | Lil Nugget WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | +2 | 36 | 12.4 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | +3 | 29 | 11.1 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +5 | 17 | 11.9 |
| — | Custard WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +5 | 27 | 11.0 |
| — | Long John RUNNING | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -10 | 20 | 10.1 |
| — | Big Randy WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -10 | 18 | 10.9 |
| — | The Kidney WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -8 | 22 | 10.2 |
| — | The Heel WRECKED | The Wet Socks | — | — | 3 | -11 | 16 | 10.4 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +1 | 11 | 10.5 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -8 | 13 | 10.1 |
1.592
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 7-4-5-4-4.
6.150
And it all goes wrong.
10.450
Up it goes.
14.917
Lil Nugget is airborne!
19.267
That was always going to happen.
23.983
Custard is losing bits.
27.183
Tender Greg will not be back.
28.683
That is Second Sock taking Radiator with them.
34.242
There is nothing left of it. Recent finishes: 2-8-1-1-1.
38.733
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 4-2-3-5-3.
46.117
There goes a piece of Puck Yeah. Recent finishes: 2-8-1-1-1.
50.758
There goes a piece of The Kidney. Recent finishes: 13-5-11-8-7.
53.950
Long John has put The Kidney out.
55.450
The Heel is out, and The Unit did it.
1:00.050
Look at Stubbs go.
1:05.517
That was always going to happen.
1:10.042
Wide Load is losing bits.
1:14.842
Custard is losing bits.
1:19.508
That has come off.
1:21.008
The Unit has put Big Randy out.
1:26.633
You do not see that every day.
1:32.200
That is a long way off the ground.
1:37.167
There is nothing left of it.
1:38.667
Puck Yeah is out.
1:42.917
Custard is out, and Stubbs did it.
1:48.533
Lil Nugget is airborne!
1:52.917
Extraordinary scenes.
1:59.575
Butter Bean is airborne!
2:07.492
That is a long way off the ground.
2:13.242
Oh, that is a big one.
2:18.525
And that is Lil Nugget finished.
2:21.758
Chunk will not be back.
2:27.650
They felt that in the back row.
2:35.017
That has come off.
2:43.067
That was always going to happen.
2:47.275
Old Gristle is airborne!
2:53.317
Up it goes.
2:58.875
There is nothing left of it.
3:04.183
The Unit is losing bits.
3:10.250
Last lap.
3:19.100
Stubbs is losing bits.
3:27.000
Wide Load is airborne!
3:29.733
Wide Load is coming to the flag.
3:32.175
Oh, that is a big one.
3:33.675
Wide Load takes it!
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Puck Yeah | 20.133 | Puck Yeah 20.133 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Puck Yeah | 44.542 | Old Gristle 23.142 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 1:08.900 | Wide Load 21.617 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Puck Yeah | 1:31.283 | Chunk 21.450 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Lil Nugget | 1:57.150 | Lil Nugget 22.175 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 2:16.558 | Wide Load 18.466 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 2:42.833 | Stubbs 24.316 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 3:10.250 | Old Gristle 21.391 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 3:32.733 | Wide Load 22.483 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Nuggets | 9 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 10 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | Lump Patrol | 11 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Wet Socks | 18 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 18 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 22 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 23 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 25 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
168 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 16-16-14-16-16.
219.30
Course preview
6 sections · 135 m
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38m
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30m
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Fourteen metres of corrugated deck plate laid across the main straight, crossed nine times a race. Nobody is ever taken out by it and nobody ever finishes intact — it does not wreck you, it disassembles you, one rivet at a time, and hands the pieces back at the flag. By the last lap the difference between a finisher and a heap of parts is simply who crossed it more cleanly. The stand sells earplugs at the gate; the noise is not a side effect, it is the attraction.
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