Derby · Season 7 · Round 28
The Dogbone — Team Pack Race
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Crooked Pete wins at Dogbone Junction
Crooked Pete took The Dogbone — Team Pack Race for the The Noodles. Long John finished second. 2 competitors failed to finish. The Noodles took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 3:07.442 | — | 1 | 0 | 6 | 9.5 |
| 2 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:07.592 | +0.15 | 2 | 0 | 7 | 9.1 |
| 3 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:07.908 | +0.47 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 9.5 |
| 4 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:09.750 | +2.31 | 4 | 0 | 10 | 9.3 |
| 5 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 3:14.667 | +7.23 | 16 | +11 | 21 | 10.2 |
| 6 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 3:15.333 | +7.89 | 15 | +9 | 25 | 9.7 |
| 7 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:17.917 | +10.48 | 14 | +7 | 37 | 10.5 |
| 8 | Slapper | The Pucks | 3:18.633 | +11.19 | 13 | +5 | 31 | 10.7 |
| 9 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 3:19.608 | +12.17 | 11 | +2 | 35 | 10.6 |
| 10 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:21.242 | +13.80 | 7 | -3 | 14 | 9.3 |
| 11 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 3:23.325 | +15.88 | 9 | -2 | 35 | 10.5 |
| 12 | The Kidney | The Beans | 3:24.692 | +17.25 | 5 | -7 | 13 | 9.3 |
| 13 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:24.800 | +17.36 | 10 | -3 | 33 | 10.2 |
| 14 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:28.758 | +21.32 | 12 | -2 | 38 | 10.7 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -7 | 12 | 9.3 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -10 | 13 | 9.2 |
2.900
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 6-15-5-8-8.
9.850
They will not want to see that again.
15.775
There goes a piece of Crooked Pete. Recent finishes: 5-11-6-9-7.
20.050
Thick Rick is going backwards.
24.667
The Heel leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 7-7-4-7-5.
28.883
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 3-4-2-3-5.
35.183
They felt that in the back row.
40.050
Gravy is going backwards.
45.050
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 2-1-2-3-7.
49.283
There goes a piece of Pilot Light.
55.317
Look at the state of it.
1:00.050
That was always going to happen.
1:05.400
The Kidney is losing bits.
1:10.050
Look at Long John go.
1:17.025
There goes a piece of Refried Ron.
1:24.642
That has come off.
1:29.258
Crawlspace leaves something behind.
1:34.817
Up it goes.
1:40.050
Absolute carnage.
1:44.583
You do not see that every day.
1:50.567
There goes a piece of Slapper.
1:55.033
The Kidney is losing bits.
1:59.558
That has come off.
2:04.908
There goes a piece of Wide Load.
2:10.417
There goes a piece of Squish.
2:16.075
Wide Load is losing bits.
2:20.633
There is nothing left of it.
2:26.467
Stripped to the shell.
2:31.067
Pilot Light is out, and Gravy did it.
2:35.675
You do not see that every day.
2:37.175
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:43.308
One to go.
2:50.458
That has come off.
2:56.142
That is a long way off the ground.
3:03.100
It is coming apart now.
3:04.442
Crooked Pete has it.
3:05.942
That is too close to call.
3:07.442
Crooked Pete takes it!
3:15.083
There goes a piece of Gravy.
3:19.450
Stripped to the shell.
3:26.792
Old Gristle is airborne!
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 20.600 | Wide Load 20.600 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 45.825 | Crooked Pete 22.983 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Long John | 1:10.675 | Slapper 21.300 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Long John | 1:33.150 | Long John 22.475 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Long John | 1:56.875 | The Heel 23.317 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Long John | 2:19.800 | Long John 22.925 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Long John | 2:43.308 | Lil Nugget 21.075 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Crooked Pete | 3:07.442 | Crooked Pete 22.392 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Noodles | 3 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Wet Socks | 7 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Soft Boys | 11 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Pucks | 15 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | Lump Patrol | 23 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Nuggets | 24 | 2/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 25 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 28 | 1/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
149 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.6. Last five: 14-16-15-14-16.
219.30
Course preview
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Two circles joined by a neck four metres across that the field meets head-on, twice a lap, running in opposite directions — not at the same instant, usually, and "usually" is doing a lot of work in that sentence. Everything that happens at this circuit happens in about eight metres of road, and everything that matters happens in about two. The neck was surveyed three times before it opened and each survey came back a different width. Spectators are seated at both ends and nowhere in the middle, which tells you everything you need to know.
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