Derby · Season 7 · Round 30
The Long Mile — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win
Old Gristle took The Long Mile — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Wide Load finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:36.800 | — | 11 | +10 | 23 | 12.4 |
| 2 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:40.650 | +3.85 | 14 | +12 | 32 | 12.2 |
| 3 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 3:41.950 | +5.15 | 9 | +6 | 42 | 12.2 |
| 4 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 3:42.142 | +5.34 | 13 | +9 | 38 | 12.0 |
| 5 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:46.050 | +9.25 | 4 | -1 | 21 | 10.9 |
| 6 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 3:51.625 | +14.83 | 10 | +4 | 33 | 12.1 |
| — | The Heel WRECKED | The Wet Socks | — | — | 3 | -4 | 17 | 10.9 |
| — | The Kidney WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -2 | 24 | 10.7 |
| — | Crawlspace WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -2 | 24 | 11.0 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | +2 | 27 | 12.2 |
| — | Custard WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +4 | 19 | 11.6 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +4 | 19 | 11.4 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -12 | 12 | 10.5 |
| — | Crooked Pete WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -12 | 13 | 10.4 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -7 | 13 | 10.9 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -11 | 14 | 10.6 |
2.317
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 4-4-2-5-1.
10.050
Squish is coming through.
14.750
There goes a piece of Refried Ron.
20.050
Look at Honey Mustard go.
25.133
Chunk is airborne!
30.650
That is a long way off the ground.
35.183
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
39.667
There goes a piece of Crooked Pete. Recent finishes: 11-5-11-6-9.
44.500
Custard takes the lead.
50.050
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-1-8.
55.050
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 8-3-4-6-7.
1:01.050
Second Sock leaves something behind.
1:05.250
Crooked Pete leaves something behind.
1:10.050
Look at the state of it.
1:14.583
You do not see that every day.
1:18.942
Lil Nugget is airborne!
1:24.992
There goes a piece of Custard. Recent finishes: 6-4-7-4-5.
1:29.292
Floppy Joe leaves something behind.
1:34.350
Honey Mustard takes the lead.
1:40.050
Old Gristle is going backwards.
1:42.775
Refried Ron is out, and The Kidney did it.
1:47.100
That was always going to happen.
1:51.633
That has come off.
1:56.150
That is Squish taking Radiator with them.
1:58.675
Crooked Pete is out, and The Heel did it.
2:03.067
Extraordinary scenes.
2:09.058
You do not see that every day.
2:13.942
That is a long way off the ground.
2:18.192
It is coming apart now.
2:20.450
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:25.267
It is coming apart now.
2:31.742
Chunk is airborne!
2:37.550
That is The Heel taking Squish with them.
2:46.375
The Coaster is losing bits.
2:49.867
Custard will not be back.
2:55.783
There goes a piece of The Kidney.
3:00.642
The Coaster has put Chunk out.
3:06.150
Old Gristle takes the lead.
3:11.217
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
3:12.717
This is the last of it.
3:19.925
The Kidney has nothing left on it.
3:26.892
Up it goes.
3:32.358
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
3:33.800
Old Gristle is coming to the flag.
3:36.108
The Kidney has put Crawlspace out.
3:37.608
The Heel will not be back.
3:39.108
Old Gristle takes it!
3:47.658
Lil Nugget is airborne!
3:49.158
The Kidney is out.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Honey Mustard | 21.167 | Honey Mustard 21.167 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 46.775 | Custard 23.142 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Honey Mustard | 1:09.333 | Wide Load 20.341 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 1:30.875 | The Coaster 19.775 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Honey Mustard | 1:54.183 | Old Gristle 19.992 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Honey Mustard | 2:21.058 | Chunk 22.133 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Honey Mustard | 2:47.458 | Old Gristle 23.542 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 3:12.017 | Old Gristle 22.367 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 6 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 9 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | Lump Patrol | 11 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Wet Socks | 12 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Soft Boys | 23 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 24 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 24 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Noodles | 27 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declaredCourse preview
5 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent
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50m
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15m
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50m
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The endurance one, cut into the floor of an old quarry — the biggest lap on the calendar, with a real hill in the back straight that has to be climbed nine times. This is attrition rather than carnage: a Chunkle that has shed half its rind has also shed the momentum to get up the hill, and simply stops being a competitor somewhere on the slope. Races here are won by the patient and finished by almost nobody. The quarry has, everyone agrees, excellent natural acoustics for the sound of something giving up.
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