Derby · Season 7 · Round 31
The Saucer — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win
Slapper took The Saucer — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Old Gristle finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 3:27.050 | — | 13 | +12 | 34 | 11.8 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:33.050 | +6.00 | 11 | +9 | 31 | 12.4 |
| 3 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:37.908 | +10.86 | 10 | +7 | 52 | 11.9 |
| 4 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 3:43.283 | +16.23 | 16 | +12 | 32 | 11.2 |
| 5 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:43.550 | +16.50 | 3 | -2 | 16 | 10.5 |
| 6 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 3:48.125 | +21.08 | 9 | +3 | 40 | 12.0 |
| 7 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:49.717 | +22.67 | 1 | -6 | 18 | 10.3 |
| 8 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:59.958 | +32.91 | 5 | -3 | 33 | 10.3 |
| — | Crawlspace WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -2 | 28 | 10.6 |
| — | The Heel WRECKED | The Wet Socks | — | — | 4 | -6 | 20 | 10.6 |
| — | The Kidney WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -5 | 31 | 10.6 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -10 | 12 | 10.5 |
| — | Gravy WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | -1 | 25 | 11.7 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | 0 | 21 | 11.9 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -7 | 13 | 10.0 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | -1 | 12 | 10.8 |
2.250
Custard takes the lead.
7.175
They will not want to see that again.
11.450
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 2-1-8-1-1.
17.725
That has come off. Recent finishes: 1-10-8-3-6.
25.867
Tender Greg is losing bits. Recent finishes: 4-16-7-4-7.
33.733
Puck Yeah is losing bits.
37.958
They will not want to see that again.
42.458
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 2-1-8-1-1.
47.158
There goes a piece of Gravy. Recent finishes: 6-2-1-2-3.
54.683
There goes a piece of Tender Greg.
59.233
Up it goes.
1:03.767
Stubbs leaves something behind.
1:05.775
Tender Greg will not be back.
1:10.050
Old Gristle is coming through.
1:16.400
Up it goes.
1:21.425
They will not want to see that again.
1:26.792
Up it goes.
1:31.225
That is a long way off the ground.
1:35.567
That is Slapper taking Radiator with them.
1:41.983
You do not see that every day.
1:46.525
Up it goes.
1:51.767
That has come off.
1:59.275
They will not want to see that again.
2:04.067
That is a long way off the ground.
2:05.567
Old Gristle has put Puck Yeah out.
2:09.233
Gravy is out.
2:13.908
Floppy Joe is losing bits.
2:19.000
Up it goes.
2:23.658
It is coming apart now.
2:28.383
Honey Mustard leaves something behind.
2:33.050
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:37.317
You do not see that every day.
2:42.825
That is a long way off the ground.
2:49.250
There is nothing left of it.
2:50.750
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:58.317
Slapper is airborne!
3:04.983
That has come off.
3:10.158
You do not see that every day.
3:11.658
Last lap.
3:18.742
Oh, that is a big one.
3:22.983
There is nothing protecting Honey Mustard now.
3:24.050
Slapper is coming to the flag.
3:25.792
And that is The Heel finished.
3:27.292
It is Slapper!
3:32.392
Crawlspace is in trouble.
3:36.867
That has come off.
3:43.358
There goes a piece of Second Sock.
3:44.858
And that is The Kidney finished.
3:49.842
And that is Crawlspace finished.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Tender Greg | 15.767 | Tender Greg 15.767 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Puck Yeah | 34.017 | Slapper 17.050 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 50.917 | Slapper 16.567 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 1:07.233 | Old Gristle 15.283 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 1:23.167 | Slapper 15.934 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 1:38.975 | Old Gristle 15.217 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 1:59.008 | Honey Mustard 15.892 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 2:18.942 | Stubbs 17.208 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 2:35.158 | Slapper 16.216 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 2:53.158 | Slapper 18.000 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 3:10.675 | Custard 16.375 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 3:27.050 | Old Gristle 15.342 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Nuggets | 9 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 15 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | Lump Patrol | 15 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Wet Socks | 15 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 19 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 19 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Soft Boys | 20 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 24 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
171 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 16-16-15-16-16.
219.30
Course preview
4 sections · 107 m
Smooth Descent
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Smooth Descent
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38m
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Smooth Descent
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16m
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Smooth Descent
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38m
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Short, banked, clay, and nowhere to hide — twelve laps of the same two corners with the whole field welded to the same line. It is the sport at its most basic and still puts one competitor in the wall most weeks. The grandstand was built on the outside of turn two for the obvious reason: that is where everything ends up, and those seats come with a complimentary poncho. The clay is rolled smooth every morning and looks, for about four minutes, like it might be safe. It is not.
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