Derby · Season 1 · Round 1
The Saucer — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Thick Rick survives to win
Thick Rick took The Saucer — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. Slapper finished second. 3 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:37.758 | — | 10 | +9 | 28 | 11.6 |
| 2 | Slapper | The Pucks | 3:42.642 | +4.88 | 13 | +11 | 24 | 11.6 |
| 3 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:42.775 | +5.02 | 14 | +11 | 23 | 12.0 |
| 4 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:44.167 | +6.41 | 2 | -2 | 12 | 10.4 |
| 5 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:44.583 | +6.83 | 3 | -2 | 18 | 10.6 |
| 6 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 3:44.733 | +6.98 | 1 | -5 | 10 | 10.5 |
| 7 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 3:44.883 | +7.13 | 12 | +5 | 25 | 12.0 |
| 8 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:46.750 | +8.99 | 11 | +3 | 21 | 11.8 |
| 9 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:47.900 | +10.14 | 4 | -5 | 15 | 10.6 |
| 10 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 3:52.333 | +14.58 | 9 | -1 | 24 | 11.5 |
| 11 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 4:01.242 | +23.48 | 8 | -3 | 18 | 10.4 |
| 12 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 4:03.967 | +26.21 | 6 | -6 | 21 | 11.1 |
| 13 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 4:06.975 | +29.22 | 5 | -8 | 19 | 10.4 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -7 | 14 | 10.7 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +1 | 22 | 11.1 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | -1 | 16 | 11.0 |
2.250
Squish goes to the front. Career record: 1 wins from 27, average finish 5.3.
7.858
Squish leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 2-4-3-4-5.
14.558
Pilot Light is losing bits. Recent finishes: 5-7-7-10-8.
19.625
Extraordinary scenes.
28.608
Yolk is losing bits.
34.350
A new leader — Squish. Career record: 1 wins from 27, average finish 5.3.
39.742
That is a long way off the ground.
45.192
There goes a piece of Squish. Recent finishes: 2-4-3-4-5.
50.050
Look at Tube Sock go.
54.750
There goes a piece of Squish.
59.150
Yolk is losing bits.
1:05.342
There goes a piece of Yolk.
1:10.033
Radiator leaves something behind.
1:17.858
Absolute carnage.
1:23.775
There goes a piece of Squish.
1:29.733
Extraordinary scenes.
1:35.567
That is a long way off the ground.
1:40.000
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:44.550
Stripped to the shell.
1:48.917
You do not see that every day.
1:53.125
Pilot Light is airborne!
2:00.275
That was always going to happen.
2:04.650
Oh, that is a big one.
2:09.625
That has come off.
2:18.658
Look at the state of it.
2:25.558
That is a long way off the ground.
2:30.050
Old Gristle is on the move.
2:33.942
Yolk is out, and Big Randy did it.
2:38.483
Wide Load is airborne!
2:43.825
There goes a piece of Refried Ron.
2:47.542
And that is Squish finished.
2:53.625
Up it goes.
3:00.508
Pilot Light will not take much more.
3:04.900
Sweaty Gerald leaves something behind.
3:11.458
Up it goes.
3:12.958
Pilot Light is out.
3:19.858
Absolute carnage.
3:21.358
This is the last of it.
3:30.050
Slapper is on the move.
3:34.758
Here comes Thick Rick.
3:36.325
Up it goes.
3:37.825
Thick Rick takes it!
3:43.725
There goes a piece of Sweaty Gerald.
3:50.250
Radiator is in trouble.
3:56.850
Sweaty Gerald is airborne!
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Yolk | 16.967 | Yolk 16.967 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Squish | 35.617 | Squish 18.209 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 54.442 | Wide Load 16.367 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 1:09.967 | Wide Load 15.525 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Thick Rick | 1:28.075 | Thick Rick 15.150 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Thick Rick | 1:46.267 | Squish 16.983 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Thick Rick | 2:06.858 | Slapper 15.675 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Thick Rick | 2:22.233 | Old Gristle 13.691 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Thick Rick | 2:42.292 | Old Gristle 17.575 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Thick Rick | 3:03.558 | Lil Nugget 17.034 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Thick Rick | 3:20.800 | Gravy 15.691 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Thick Rick | 3:37.758 | Gravy 15.425 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 5 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Noodles | 10 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 11 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Wet Socks | 14 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | Lump Patrol | 15 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 25 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 25 | 2/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 31 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declaredCourse preview
4 sections · 107 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
38m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
38m
↓15°
Short, banked, clay, and nowhere to hide — twelve laps of the same two corners with the whole field welded to the same line. It is the sport at its most basic and still puts one competitor in the wall most weeks. The grandstand was built on the outside of turn two for the obvious reason: that is where everything ends up, and those seats come with a complimentary poncho. The clay is rolled smooth every morning and looks, for about four minutes, like it might be safe. It is not.
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