Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 1 · Round 1

The Saucer — Team Pack Race

Saucer Park · The Saucer · 107 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Thick Rick survives to win

Thick Rick took The Saucer — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. Slapper finished second. 3 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:37.758 10 +9 28 11.6
2 Slapper PCK The Pucks 3:42.642 +4.88 13 +11 24 11.6
3 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:42.775 +5.02 14 +11 23 12.0
4 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:44.167 +6.41 2 -2 12 10.4
5 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:44.583 +6.83 3 -2 18 10.6
6 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:44.733 +6.98 1 -5 10 10.5
7 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:44.883 +7.13 12 +5 25 12.0
8 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:46.750 +8.99 11 +3 21 11.8
9 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:47.900 +10.14 4 -5 15 10.6
10 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:52.333 +14.58 9 -1 24 11.5
11 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 4:01.242 +23.48 8 -3 18 10.4
12 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 4:03.967 +26.21 6 -6 21 11.1
13 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 4:06.975 +29.22 5 -8 19 10.4
Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 7 -7 14 10.7
Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 +1 22 11.1
Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 15 -1 16 11.0
2.250
Squish goes to the front. Career record: 1 wins from 27, average finish 5.3.
7.858
Squish leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 2-4-3-4-5.
14.558
Pilot Light is losing bits. Recent finishes: 5-7-7-10-8.
19.625
Extraordinary scenes.
28.608
Yolk is losing bits.
34.350
A new leader — Squish. Career record: 1 wins from 27, average finish 5.3.
39.742
That is a long way off the ground.
45.192
There goes a piece of Squish. Recent finishes: 2-4-3-4-5.
50.050
Look at Tube Sock go.
54.750
There goes a piece of Squish.
59.150
Yolk is losing bits.
1:05.342
There goes a piece of Yolk.
1:10.033
Radiator leaves something behind.
1:17.858
Absolute carnage.
1:23.775
There goes a piece of Squish.
1:29.733
Extraordinary scenes.
1:35.567
That is a long way off the ground.
1:40.000
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:44.550
Stripped to the shell.
1:48.917
You do not see that every day.
1:53.125
Pilot Light is airborne!
2:00.275
That was always going to happen.
2:04.650
Oh, that is a big one.
2:09.625
That has come off.
2:18.658
Look at the state of it.
2:25.558
That is a long way off the ground.
2:30.050
Old Gristle is on the move.
2:33.942
Yolk is out, and Big Randy did it.
2:38.483
Wide Load is airborne!
2:43.825
There goes a piece of Refried Ron.
2:47.542
And that is Squish finished.
2:53.625
Up it goes.
3:00.508
Pilot Light will not take much more.
3:04.900
Sweaty Gerald leaves something behind.
3:11.458
Up it goes.
3:12.958
Pilot Light is out.
3:19.858
Absolute carnage.
3:21.358
This is the last of it.
3:30.050
Slapper is on the move.
3:34.758
Here comes Thick Rick.
3:36.325
Up it goes.
3:37.825
Thick Rick takes it!
3:43.725
There goes a piece of Sweaty Gerald.
3:50.250
Radiator is in trouble.
3:56.850
Sweaty Gerald is airborne!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Yolk 16.967 Yolk 16.967
Smooth Descent Clay Squish 35.617 Squish 18.209
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 54.442 Wide Load 16.367
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 1:09.967 Wide Load 15.525
Smooth Descent Clay Thick Rick 1:28.075 Thick Rick 15.150
Smooth Descent Clay Thick Rick 1:46.267 Squish 16.983
Smooth Descent Clay Thick Rick 2:06.858 Slapper 15.675
Smooth Descent Clay Thick Rick 2:22.233 Old Gristle 13.691
Smooth Descent Clay Thick Rick 2:42.292 Old Gristle 17.575
Smooth Descent Clay Thick Rick 3:03.558 Lil Nugget 17.034
Smooth Descent Clay Thick Rick 3:20.800 Gravy 15.691
Smooth Descent Clay Thick Rick 3:37.758 Gravy 15.425
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 5 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 10 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 11 2/2 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 14 2/2 5
5 LMP Lump Patrol 15 2/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 25 1/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 25 2/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 31 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
Debut appearance.
15.19
1
Big Randy The Noodles
Debut appearance.
15.19
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
Debut appearance.
15.19
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
Debut appearance.
15.19
5
Refried Ron The Beans
Debut appearance.
13.66
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
Debut appearance.
13.66
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
Debut appearance.
13.66
4
Radiator Basement Heat
Debut appearance.
13.66
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
Debut appearance.
12.89
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
Debut appearance.
12.89
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
Debut appearance.
14.46
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
Debut appearance.
14.46
8
Slapper The Pucks
Debut appearance.
12.50
4
Wide Load The Pucks
Debut appearance.
12.50
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
Debut appearance.
15.33
2
Squish The Soft Boys
Debut appearance.
15.33

Course preview

4 sections · 107 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Short, banked, clay, and nowhere to hide — twelve laps of the same two corners with the whole field welded to the same line. It is the sport at its most basic and still puts one competitor in the wall most weeks. The grandstand was built on the outside of turn two for the obvious reason: that is where everything ends up, and those seats come with a complimentary poncho. The clay is rolled smooth every morning and looks, for about four minutes, like it might be safe. It is not.

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