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Derby · Season 1 · Round 10

The Long Mile — Team Pack Race

Long Mile Basin · The Long Mile · 161 m · 16 competitors Uphill section Steep banking
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Carnage — Stubbs survives to win

Stubbs took The Long Mile — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. Old Gristle finished second. 7 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:33.975 — 10 +9 35 11.9
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:39.858 +5.88 11 +9 35 11.9
3 Slapper PCK The Pucks 3:39.975 +6.00 13 +10 37 11.9
4 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:41.558 +7.58 9 +5 44 11.8
5 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:45.408 +11.43 4 -1 19 10.7
6 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:46.150 +12.18 14 +8 39 11.8
7 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:48.142 +14.17 3 -4 21 10.8
8 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:55.483 +21.51 8 0 29 10.8
9 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 4:00.008 +26.03 5 -4 27 10.3
— Gravy WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 +2 36 13.0
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +4 27 11.2
— The Kidney WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 6 -6 26 10.9
— Crooked Pete WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 1 -12 13 10.9
— Floppy Joe WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 2 -12 13 10.6
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -8 12 10.7
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 0 12 11.3
3.217
The Kidney is losing bits.
9.417
Up it goes.
13.758
Absolute carnage.
20.050
Look at Honey Mustard go.
24.392
That has come off.
29.200
A new leader — Squish.
35.800
Gravy takes the lead.
40.050
Look at Old Gristle go.
45.350
Stubbs goes to the front.
49.875
Pilot Light is losing bits. Recent finishes: 6-1-4-6-9.
54.117
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up. Recent finishes: 2-1-4-9-3.
58.658
Oh, that is a big one. Recent finishes: 3-2-2-2-1.
1:03.475
Wide Load is airborne!
1:04.975
Floppy Joe has put Tender Greg out.
1:10.050
Old Gristle is coming through.
1:16.267
Crooked Pete is losing bits.
1:20.992
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 2-14-1-12-4.
1:22.700
Second Sock has put Pilot Light out.
1:28.108
There is nothing left of it. Recent finishes: 8-4-7-6-7.
1:32.508
You do not see that every day.
1:38.550
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:44.525
Old Gristle is airborne!
1:49.742
And it all goes wrong.
1:55.500
There goes a piece of Squish.
1:59.808
There goes a piece of Gravy.
2:07.642
Floppy Joe is out.
2:11.933
Crawlspace leaves something behind.
2:16.942
It is coming apart now.
2:19.275
Honey Mustard has put Crooked Pete out.
2:25.208
And it all goes wrong.
2:29.650
Oh, that is a big one.
2:36.950
Wide Load goes to the front.
2:41.225
That has come off.
2:45.942
That is a long way off the ground.
2:51.492
You do not see that every day.
2:56.183
That has come off.
3:01.833
Butter Bean has put The Kidney out.
3:06.617
There is nothing protecting Squish now.
3:11.608
Last lap.
3:17.258
Squish will not take much more.
3:19.658
Honey Mustard has put Squish out.
3:27.175
You do not see that every day.
3:30.975
Here comes Stubbs.
3:31.683
Gravy is out.
3:33.975
Stubbs takes it!
3:39.208
That is a long way off the ground.
3:44.017
They felt that in the back row.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Honey Mustard 22.900 Honey Mustard 22.900
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 46.950 Stubbs 21.883
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 1:10.900 Gravy 23.416
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:34.925 Honey Mustard 22.583
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 1:57.967 Stubbs 22.259
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 2:24.533 Wide Load 21.317
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 2:49.642 Old Gristle 22.100
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 3:11.608 Stubbs 21.966
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 5 2/2 8
2 PCK The Pucks 9 2/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 12 1/2 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 12 2/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 21 1/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 23 1/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 27 0/2 2
8 NOO The Noodles 27 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
1 start, 0 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 6.
11.03
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
Debut appearance.
19.80
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
3 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 5-4-9.
9.92
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
1 start, 1 win, average finish 1.0. Last five: 1.
3.42
22
Butter Bean The Beans
2 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.0. Last five: 14-12.
54.38
6
The Kidney The Beans
Debut appearance.
18.32
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
1 start, 0 wins, average finish 14.0. Last five: 14.
66.36
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
2 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 3-13.
13.69
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
Debut appearance.
17.08
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
2 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.0. Last five: 13-15.
59.76
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
3 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 16-2-8.
25.38
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
3 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 10-8-7.
19.99
8
Slapper The Pucks
3 starts, 1 win, average finish 4.3. Last five: 1-10-2.
5.59
4
Wide Load The Pucks
2 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 15-3.
25.10
2
Squish The Soft Boys
2 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.5. Last five: 6-15.
28.71
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
1 start, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 11.
37.75

Course preview

5 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
50m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
15m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Smooth
15m ↑13°
Smooth Descent Smooth
50m ↓15°

The endurance one, cut into the floor of an old quarry — the biggest lap on the calendar, with a real hill in the back straight that has to be climbed nine times. This is attrition rather than carnage: a Chunkle that has shed half its rind has also shed the momentum to get up the hill, and simply stops being a competitor somewhere on the slope. Races here are won by the patient and finished by almost nobody. The quarry has, everyone agrees, excellent natural acoustics for the sound of something giving up.

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