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Derby · Season 1 · Round 12

Crossbones — Team Pack Race

Crossbones Field · Crossbones · 161 m · 16 competitors Crossing traffic Track furniture Steep banking
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Carnage — Damp Kevin survives to win

Damp Kevin took Crossbones — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Second Sock finished second. 12 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:15.917 — 3 +2 25 10.7
2 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:16.058 +0.14 4 +2 21 11.0
3 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:17.908 +1.99 1 -2 17 10.9
4 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:21.125 +5.21 10 +6 40 11.9
— Floppy Joe WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 2 -3 13 11.4
— Honey Mustard RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 9 +3 30 12.8
— Old Gristle RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 +4 30 11.5
— Sweaty Gerald WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 5 -3 18 10.8
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +7 16 10.8
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +5 12 10.9
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -4 11 10.4
— Butter Bean RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -6 9 10.5
— The Coaster RUNNING PCK The Pucks — — 14 +1 11 11.5
— Gravy RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 -2 12 11.1
— The Unit RUNNING HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -7 7 9.8
— Wide Load RUNNING PCK The Pucks — — 13 -3 5 9.6
2.550
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 2-1-4-9-3.
10.000
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
14.225
They will not want to see that again.
20.050
Stubbs is coming through.
25.817
Yolk is losing bits.
30.050
The Unit is losing places.
34.708
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 4-2-3-2-2.
39.908
Up it goes.
44.133
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 2-1-4-9-3.
48.525
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 5-8-5-4-2.
53.283
There goes a piece of Squish.
56.317
Sweaty Gerald has put Pilot Light out. Recent finishes: 15-6-1-4-6.
1:01.108
And that is Yolk finished.
1:06.650
Floppy Joe goes to the front.
1:11.058
There goes a piece of Squish.
1:19.867
That has come off.
1:24.508
That is real damage.
1:30.050
Long John is coming through.
1:31.550
That is Old Gristle taking Squish with them.
1:36.550
There is nothing protecting Floppy Joe now.
1:41.908
Honey Mustard is losing bits.
1:50.050
Damp Kevin is coming through.
1:55.783
That is Second Sock taking Sweaty Gerald with them.
2:09.883
Stubbs is airborne!
2:15.058
Stopped, and in the way.
2:20.900
That was always going to happen.
2:31.867
And that is Floppy Joe finished.
2:38.458
Long John is losing bits.
2:48.567
Last lap.
2:53.192
Stubbs is losing bits.
3:02.850
Absolute carnage.
3:09.283
Stubbs is airborne!
3:12.917
Damp Kevin is coming to the flag.
3:14.417
Absolute carnage.
3:15.917
Damp Kevin takes it!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 25.333 Old Gristle 25.333
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 55.333 Floppy Joe 27.209
Smooth Descent Clay Floppy Joe 1:22.442 Floppy Joe 26.975
Smooth Descent Clay Floppy Joe 1:50.975 Damp Kevin 26.875
Smooth Descent Clay Floppy Joe 2:18.292 Stubbs 25.450
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 2:48.567 Long John 27.716
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 3:15.917 Second Sock 26.583
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 3 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 8 1/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 10 1/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 19 0/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 20 0/2 4
6 LMP Lump Patrol 21 0/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 26 0/2 2
8 PCK The Pucks 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
3 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 15-8-2.
25.94
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
Debut appearance.
18.13
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
1 start, 1 win, average finish 1.0. Last five: 1.
3.14
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
3 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 9-5-9.
16.41
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
2 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 10-12.
30.27
22
Butter Bean The Beans
2 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 13-14.
55.28
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
2 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 8-14.
28.23
1
The Unit Basement Heat
Debut appearance.
17.46
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
Debut appearance.
11.74
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
2 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.0. Last five: 15-13.
44.03
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
4 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 3-1-16-8.
8.18
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
3 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 4-10-7.
9.33
4
Wide Load The Pucks
2 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 15-3.
18.15
3
The Coaster The Pucks
2 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 11-3.
10.60
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
3 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.0. Last five: 14-9-16.
84.21
2
Squish The Soft Boys
2 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.0. Last five: 9-15.
41.89

Course preview

8 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
57m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
57m ↓15°

The flat-crossing figure of eight, and the reason this sport has a waiver. Once a lap the field drives through the junction it crossed thirty seconds ago, so the thing that hits you was neither in front of you nor behind you a moment before — it came from the side, on a road you had already used and forgotten about. Half the field never sees the flag. It is the only circuit on the calendar with its own ambulance bay on the infield, and the crew that works it has a favourite corner, which they will not name out of professional courtesy.

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