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Derby · Season 1 · Round 15

The Kidney — Team Pack Race

Kidney Flats · The Kidney · 123 m · 16 competitors Heavy contact
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Wide Load wins at Kidney Flats

Wide Load took The Kidney — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. The Lieutenant finished second. 2 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:26.525 — 14 +13 25 12.3
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:30.192 +3.67 11 +9 29 12.1
3 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:31.708 +5.18 3 0 2 10.5
4 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:32.000 +5.48 4 0 4 10.6
5 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:32.167 +5.64 1 -4 0 10.0
6 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:32.608 +6.08 2 -4 1 10.6
7 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:34.942 +8.42 12 +5 30 12.3
8 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:36.842 +10.32 9 +1 31 11.8
9 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:38.683 +12.16 15 +6 16 11.3
10 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:40.458 +13.93 10 0 34 11.4
11 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:44.450 +17.93 7 -4 6 10.4
12 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 3:44.767 +18.24 8 -4 11 11.1
13 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:45.217 +18.69 5 -8 11 10.2
14 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:49.592 +23.07 6 -8 8 10.3
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +1 25 11.4
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 13 -3 23 11.2
3.400
A new leader — Squish. Career record: 1 wins from 37, average finish 5.8.
7.983
Custard leaves something behind.
18.300
Old Gristle takes the lead. Career record: 7 wins from 34, average finish 4.1.
22.983
That has come off.
27.975
Absolute carnage.
32.758
Crawlspace is losing bits.
37.833
Custard leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 3-5-8-5-5.
50.050
Look at Crooked Pete go.
54.500
Squish is losing bits.
58.967
Puck Yeah is airborne! Recent finishes: 1-2-1-3-3.
1:04.483
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 5-6-5-15-6.
1:10.050
Second Sock is on the move.
1:17.450
Honey Mustard goes to the front.
1:22.375
There is nothing left of it.
1:29.175
That has come off.
1:36.600
A new leader — Wide Load.
1:45.142
That is a long way off the ground.
1:50.050
It is unravelling for Stubbs.
1:55.967
There goes a piece of Squish.
2:02.733
There is nothing left of it.
2:10.050
They will not want to see that again.
2:16.425
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:25.767
That has come off.
2:32.350
Wide Load takes the lead.
2:39.408
And it all goes wrong.
2:44.542
Puck Yeah has nothing left on it.
2:50.308
The Kidney is losing bits.
2:59.650
Extraordinary scenes.
3:02.658
This is the last of it.
3:06.692
Puck Yeah is out, and Second Sock did it.
3:11.583
Honey Mustard is airborne!
3:20.050
Squish is on the move.
3:23.525
Wide Load is coming to the flag.
3:26.525
Wide Load takes it!
3:34.058
And that is Squish finished.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
The Hairpin Clay The Lieutenant 24.425 The Lieutenant 24.425
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 48.792 Honey Mustard 22.266
The Hairpin Clay Wide Load 1:14.700 Puck Yeah 25.283
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 1:41.975 Puck Yeah 25.059
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 2:11.517 Squish 25.250
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 2:36.883 Wide Load 25.366
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 3:02.658 Old Gristle 23.800
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 3:26.525 Wide Load 23.867
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 7 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 9 2/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 11 2/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 17 1/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 18 2/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 23 2/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 24 1/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 27 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
4 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 12-3-7-6.
17.42
1
Big Randy The Noodles
4 starts, 0 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 4-7-4-4.
7.42
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
Debut appearance.
20.77
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
5 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.2. Last five: 3-5-9-5-9.
9.80
6
The Kidney The Beans
Debut appearance.
19.63
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
4 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.8. Last five: 12-13-10-12.
69.62
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
5 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 9-10-6-5-3.
15.24
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
4 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.5. Last five: 14-14-8-14.
87.97
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
Debut appearance.
16.10
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
4 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.8. Last five: 5-10-15-13.
32.18
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
2 starts, 0 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 6-2.
6.37
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
7 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 2-5-1-3-1.
4.90
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
Debut appearance.
18.72
4
Wide Load The Pucks
5 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 1-6-8-15-3.
12.99
21
Custard The Soft Boys
Debut appearance.
19.63
2
Squish The Soft Boys
4 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 11-9-9-15.
50.27

Course preview

4 sections · 123 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°

Long straights, a hairpin at each end, and a back straight with almost no drive left in it. The field fans out down one side and arrives at the corner as a single object down the other, which is where the racing — and most of the paperwork — happens. The back straight is where a Chunkle that has run out of momentum quietly discovers it is now scenery. Named for its shape, though regulars will tell you it is named for what it does to you.

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