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Derby · Season 1 · Round 17

Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race

Washboard Yard · Washboard Ring · 135 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win

The Coaster took Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Gravy finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:19.733 — 13 +12 39 13.1
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:27.675 +7.94 12 +10 42 12.0
3 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:38.125 +18.39 11 +8 36 12.1
4 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:39.867 +20.13 4 0 48 10.4
5 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:42.375 +22.64 3 -2 55 11.4
6 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:43.258 +23.53 1 -5 55 10.7
7 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:48.958 +29.23 7 0 57 10.9
8 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:59.283 +39.55 5 -3 75 10.3
— Honey Mustard WRECKED NUG The Nuggets — — 10 +1 41 11.8
— Stubbs WRECKED NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -1 59 12.0
— Slapper WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 +3 25 11.2
— Crawlspace WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -4 32 10.2
— Sweaty Gerald WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 6 -7 21 10.2
— Custard WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +1 19 11.8
— Crooked Pete WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 2 -13 13 10.0
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 0 10 10.6
1.592
Extraordinary scenes.
6.208
Crawlspace is airborne!
11.525
The Lieutenant is airborne!
16.567
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 3-2-2-1-9.
23.142
That has come off. Recent finishes: 3-2-2-1-9.
28.558
Yolk has nothing left on it. Recent finishes: 4-5-5-8-5.
36.175
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 3-2-8-1-1.
43.392
Honey Mustard is airborne!
48.625
The Coaster is losing bits. Recent finishes: 3-2-8-1-1.
53.792
That has come off.
55.825
Crooked Pete is out, and Stubbs did it.
1:00.375
Extraordinary scenes.
1:05.058
There goes a piece of Sweaty Gerald.
1:09.975
You do not see that every day.
1:13.275
Gravy has put Custard out.
1:15.075
Yolk is out.
1:19.650
That is real damage.
1:21.508
Sweaty Gerald is out, and Long John did it.
1:28.533
Extraordinary scenes.
1:33.633
Gravy is losing bits.
1:39.350
They felt that in the back row.
1:44.117
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:48.725
Up it goes.
1:53.742
The Coaster leaves something behind.
1:57.508
Slapper is out, and The Coaster did it.
2:02.325
Honey Mustard is losing bits.
2:07.917
Up it goes.
2:13.267
You do not see that every day.
2:21.625
They will not want to see that again.
2:26.683
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:31.733
Gravy is airborne!
2:39.067
The Lieutenant is airborne!
2:43.950
Gravy leaves something behind.
2:51.350
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:58.075
This is the last of it.
3:11.392
Extraordinary scenes.
3:15.758
Honey Mustard is in trouble.
3:16.733
The Coaster has it.
3:19.733
The Coaster takes it!
3:24.583
Up it goes.
3:26.083
And that is Honey Mustard finished.
3:29.617
And that is Stubbs finished.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 20.350 The Coaster 20.350
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 41.167 The Coaster 20.817
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 1:05.517 Custard 22.641
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 1:29.142 The Lieutenant 19.658
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 1:53.933 Gravy 22.200
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 2:13.950 The Coaster 20.017
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 2:33.492 The Coaster 19.542
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 2:58.075 Honey Mustard 19.425
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 3:19.733 Gravy 21.342
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 5 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 9 2/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 12 1/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 19 1/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 19 0/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 21 1/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 21 1/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 30 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
6 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 3-2-4-15-8.
6.86
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
6 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 12-1-12-3-7.
19.87
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
3 starts, 2 wins, average finish 3.0. Last five: 7-1-1.
3.94
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
8 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-4-9-7-5.
14.54
22
Butter Bean The Beans
5 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 11-4-8-13-14.
74.11
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
5 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.6. Last five: 11-12-13-10-12.
181.41
1
The Unit Basement Heat
1 start, 0 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 9.
16.04
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
5 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 9-10-6-5-3.
11.08
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
6 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 3-9-5-10-15.
46.14
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
Debut appearance.
13.46
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
4 starts, 0 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 4-5-6-2.
4.63
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
5 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 6-13-4-10-7.
41.01
3
The Coaster The Pucks
5 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 2-13-10-11-3.
29.86
8
Slapper The Pucks
7 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.3. Last five: 12-14-15-2-12.
60.70
21
Custard The Soft Boys
Debut appearance.
16.02
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
6 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 16-16-16-14-9.
219.30

Course preview

6 sections · 135 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
8m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
14m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
8m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Fourteen metres of corrugated deck plate laid across the main straight, crossed nine times a race. Nobody is ever taken out by it and nobody ever finishes intact — it does not wreck you, it disassembles you, one rivet at a time, and hands the pieces back at the flag. By the last lap the difference between a finisher and a heap of parts is simply who crossed it more cleanly. The stand sells earplugs at the gate; the noise is not a side effect, it is the attraction.

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