Derby · Season 1 · Round 2
Crossbones — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win
Slapper took Crossbones — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Long John finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. The Noodles took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 3:12.842 | — | 13 | +12 | 34 | 11.7 |
| 2 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:14.425 | +1.58 | 1 | -1 | 13 | 10.5 |
| 3 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:17.983 | +5.14 | 8 | +5 | 24 | 11.1 |
| 4 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:19.742 | +6.90 | 2 | -2 | 19 | 10.9 |
| 5 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:23.458 | +10.62 | 3 | -2 | 16 | 10.5 |
| 6 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 3:24.900 | +12.06 | 5 | -1 | 19 | 10.6 |
| 7 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 3:31.275 | +18.43 | 10 | +3 | 31 | 10.6 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -1 | 20 | 10.6 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +6 | 14 | 11.6 |
| — | Gravy RUNNING | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | +2 | 18 | 11.7 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +5 | 13 | 11.1 |
| — | Tube Sock RUNNING | The Wet Socks | — | — | 4 | -8 | 5 | 10.8 |
| — | Stubbs RUNNING | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | -4 | 11 | 10.8 |
| — | Butter Bean RUNNING | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -8 | 11 | 10.5 |
| — | Wide Load RUNNING | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | -1 | 8 | 11.2 |
| — | Old Gristle RUNNING | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | -5 | 3 | 11.4 |
2.275
That was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 1-5-2-4-1.
10.050
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
14.808
Yolk is losing bits. Recent finishes: 4-4-1-3-12.
20.050
Absolute carnage.
26.000
A new leader — Yolk.
31.575
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 1-5-2-4-1.
36.400
Radiator takes the lead.
41.833
That has come off. Recent finishes: 7-5-7-8-8.
48.233
Butter Bean has stalled.
53.758
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
58.925
That has come off. Recent finishes: 4-4-1-3-12.
1:03.167
Up it goes.
1:07.917
Stubbs has stalled.
1:12.442
Up it goes.
1:16.642
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:24.892
Crawlspace is losing bits.
1:29.850
Look at the state of it.
1:31.375
That is Lil Nugget taking Tender Greg with them.
1:36.983
Radiator is losing bits.
1:41.917
There goes a piece of Second Sock.
1:46.358
Refried Ron is airborne!
1:52.392
That has come off.
1:56.700
Refried Ron leaves something behind.
2:01.683
Gravy leaves something behind.
2:06.775
There goes a piece of Crawlspace.
2:11.758
Oh, that is a big one.
2:18.417
They felt that in the back row.
2:23.175
Absolute carnage.
2:24.675
Yolk is out, and Long John did it.
2:34.258
That is real damage.
2:39.375
They felt that in the back row.
2:43.117
One to go.
2:48.917
Stripped to the shell.
2:50.417
That is Long John taking Radiator with them.
3:00.433
Slapper has nothing left on it.
3:05.817
That is a long way off the ground.
3:09.842
Here comes Slapper.
3:12.742
That is real damage.
3:14.242
Slapper wins the derby.
3:24.750
Refried Ron has nothing left on it.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Yolk | 27.800 | Yolk 27.800 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Radiator | 55.717 | Radiator 26.384 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Radiator | 1:20.992 | Slapper 25.234 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 1:47.750 | Slapper 24.283 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 2:13.425 | Slapper 25.675 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 2:43.117 | Long John 26.517 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 3:12.842 | Long John 27.925 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Noodles | 6 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Basement Heat | 11 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Pucks | 16 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Wet Socks | 17 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 20 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Nuggets | 20 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Soft Boys | 20 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Lump Patrol | 26 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
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