Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 1 · Round 21

The Saucer — Team Pack Race

Saucer Park · The Saucer · 107 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Damp Kevin survives to win

Damp Kevin took The Saucer — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Long John finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:47.442 4 +3 17 10.8
2 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:48.175 +0.73 1 -1 20 10.4
3 Slapper PCK The Pucks 3:55.992 +8.55 14 +11 41 11.6
4 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:57.100 +9.66 9 +5 38 11.4
5 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:59.258 +11.82 11 +6 30 12.0
6 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 4:00.292 +12.85 8 +2 27 10.7
The Kidney WRECKED BEA The Beans 5 -2 25 10.7
The Heel WRECKED WET The Wet Socks 3 -5 17 10.8
Lil Nugget WRECKED NUG The Nuggets 10 +1 42 11.7
Custard WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 +6 32 11.0
Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol 12 +1 28 11.1
Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks 13 +1 24 11.4
Crooked Pete WRECKED NOO The Noodles 2 -11 14 10.4
Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 7 -7 13 10.4
Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans 6 -9 15 11.1
Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 15 -1 12 10.8
2.250
Custard takes the lead.
8.033
Chunk leaves something behind.
12.392
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 1-2-1-3-2.
16.867
Radiator is losing bits.
23.883
Chunk is airborne! Recent finishes: 3-13-1-1-13.
29.200
They felt that in the back row.
33.442
That is a long way off the ground.
39.417
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 16-8-8-5-6.
44.575
Oh, that is a big one. Recent finishes: 3-13-1-1-13.
48.983
Look at the state of it.
56.233
They felt that in the back row.
1:00.742
That is Long John taking Yolk with them. Recent finishes: 13-4-9-4-5.
1:05.317
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:10.050
Old Gristle is coming through.
1:18.658
You do not see that every day.
1:23.258
That has come off.
1:28.175
That is a long way off the ground.
1:33.850
Up it goes.
1:39.250
A new leader — Puck Yeah.
1:40.825
Honey Mustard has put Refried Ron out.
1:44.592
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:49.125
That has come off.
1:56.075
They will not want to see that again.
2:01.208
Chunk is airborne!
2:08.325
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:12.625
That is a long way off the ground.
2:19.467
That is real damage.
2:20.967
Puck Yeah is out.
2:23.758
That is Damp Kevin taking Crooked Pete with them.
2:28.683
There is nothing protecting Chunk now.
2:38.842
Honey Mustard is airborne!
2:42.517
Chunk is out, and Damp Kevin did it.
2:49.242
Custard is losing bits.
2:57.750
The Heel goes to the front.
3:02.992
Oh, that is a big one.
3:08.167
It is coming apart now.
3:12.492
Custard is out, and Damp Kevin did it.
3:17.142
The Heel will not take much more.
3:20.642
Damp Kevin has put Lil Nugget out.
3:26.308
One to go.
3:32.000
Stripped to the shell.
3:35.167
And that is The Heel finished.
3:39.483
Crawlspace is losing bits.
3:44.442
Damp Kevin has it.
3:47.442
It is Damp Kevin!
3:52.767
Old Gristle has put The Kidney out.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 17.558 Custard 17.358
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 37.192 Old Gristle 17.966
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 54.992 Puck Yeah 16.125
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 1:14.083 Chunk 18.300
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 1:31.550 Puck Yeah 16.442
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 1:49.317 Lil Nugget 17.183
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 2:09.542 Damp Kevin 18.441
Smooth Descent Clay The Heel 2:30.917 The Heel 17.817
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 2:49.317 Custard 18.000
Smooth Descent Clay The Heel 3:08.283 Honey Mustard 18.400
Smooth Descent Clay The Heel 3:26.308 The Heel 18.025
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 3:47.442 Honey Mustard 15.367
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 9 1/2 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 13 1/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 15 1/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 15 1/2 5
5 LMP Lump Patrol 16 1/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 20 1/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 22 0/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 26 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
8 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 3-7-3-2-4.
6.33
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
8 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.4. Last five: 13-13-12-1-12.
74.84
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
Debut appearance.
17.04
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
7 starts, 3 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 7-1-3-5-7.
2.84
6
The Kidney The Beans
2 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.5. Last five: 9-12.
23.23
5
Refried Ron The Beans
8 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.5. Last five: 15-14-13-12-16.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
6 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.3. Last five: 10-11-15-13-8.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
7 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 10-8-9-10-6.
17.43
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
4 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 11-6-9-4.
14.28
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
10 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.6. Last five: 15-14-6-8-7.
112.04
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
11 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 7-2-5-8-2.
5.35
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
2 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.5. Last five: 13-8.
28.27
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
1 start, 0 wins, average finish 15.0. Last five: 15.
64.20
8
Slapper The Pucks
8 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.6. Last five: 3-12-14-15-2.
33.06
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
7 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.9. Last five: 10-16-16-16-14.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
1 start, 0 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 6.
9.58

Course preview

4 sections · 107 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Short, banked, clay, and nowhere to hide — twelve laps of the same two corners with the whole field welded to the same line. It is the sport at its most basic and still puts one competitor in the wall most weeks. The grandstand was built on the outside of turn two for the obvious reason: that is where everything ends up, and those seats come with a complimentary poncho. The clay is rolled smooth every morning and looks, for about four minutes, like it might be safe. It is not.

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