Derby · Season 1 · Round 21
The Saucer — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Damp Kevin survives to win
Damp Kevin took The Saucer — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Long John finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:47.442 | — | 4 | +3 | 17 | 10.8 |
| 2 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:48.175 | +0.73 | 1 | -1 | 20 | 10.4 |
| 3 | Slapper | The Pucks | 3:55.992 | +8.55 | 14 | +11 | 41 | 11.6 |
| 4 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 3:57.100 | +9.66 | 9 | +5 | 38 | 11.4 |
| 5 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:59.258 | +11.82 | 11 | +6 | 30 | 12.0 |
| 6 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 4:00.292 | +12.85 | 8 | +2 | 27 | 10.7 |
| — | The Kidney WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -2 | 25 | 10.7 |
| — | The Heel WRECKED | The Wet Socks | — | — | 3 | -5 | 17 | 10.8 |
| — | Lil Nugget WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | +1 | 42 | 11.7 |
| — | Custard WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +6 | 32 | 11.0 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | +1 | 28 | 11.1 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +1 | 24 | 11.4 |
| — | Crooked Pete WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -11 | 14 | 10.4 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -7 | 13 | 10.4 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -9 | 15 | 11.1 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | -1 | 12 | 10.8 |
2.250
Custard takes the lead.
8.033
Chunk leaves something behind.
12.392
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 1-2-1-3-2.
16.867
Radiator is losing bits.
23.883
Chunk is airborne! Recent finishes: 3-13-1-1-13.
29.200
They felt that in the back row.
33.442
That is a long way off the ground.
39.417
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 16-8-8-5-6.
44.575
Oh, that is a big one. Recent finishes: 3-13-1-1-13.
48.983
Look at the state of it.
56.233
They felt that in the back row.
1:00.742
That is Long John taking Yolk with them. Recent finishes: 13-4-9-4-5.
1:05.317
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:10.050
Old Gristle is coming through.
1:18.658
You do not see that every day.
1:23.258
That has come off.
1:28.175
That is a long way off the ground.
1:33.850
Up it goes.
1:39.250
A new leader — Puck Yeah.
1:40.825
Honey Mustard has put Refried Ron out.
1:44.592
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:49.125
That has come off.
1:56.075
They will not want to see that again.
2:01.208
Chunk is airborne!
2:08.325
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:12.625
That is a long way off the ground.
2:19.467
That is real damage.
2:20.967
Puck Yeah is out.
2:23.758
That is Damp Kevin taking Crooked Pete with them.
2:28.683
There is nothing protecting Chunk now.
2:38.842
Honey Mustard is airborne!
2:42.517
Chunk is out, and Damp Kevin did it.
2:49.242
Custard is losing bits.
2:57.750
The Heel goes to the front.
3:02.992
Oh, that is a big one.
3:08.167
It is coming apart now.
3:12.492
Custard is out, and Damp Kevin did it.
3:17.142
The Heel will not take much more.
3:20.642
Damp Kevin has put Lil Nugget out.
3:26.308
One to go.
3:32.000
Stripped to the shell.
3:35.167
And that is The Heel finished.
3:39.483
Crawlspace is losing bits.
3:44.442
Damp Kevin has it.
3:47.442
It is Damp Kevin!
3:52.767
Old Gristle has put The Kidney out.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Chunk | 17.558 | Custard 17.358 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 37.192 | Old Gristle 17.966 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Puck Yeah | 54.992 | Puck Yeah 16.125 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 1:14.083 | Chunk 18.300 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Puck Yeah | 1:31.550 | Puck Yeah 16.442 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Puck Yeah | 1:49.317 | Lil Nugget 17.183 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Puck Yeah | 2:09.542 | Damp Kevin 18.441 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Heel | 2:30.917 | The Heel 17.817 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 2:49.317 | Custard 18.000 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Heel | 3:08.283 | Honey Mustard 18.400 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Heel | 3:26.308 | The Heel 18.025 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Damp Kevin | 3:47.442 | Honey Mustard 15.367 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 9 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 13 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Noodles | 15 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Pucks | 15 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | Lump Patrol | 16 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 20 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 22 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 26 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declaredCourse preview
4 sections · 107 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
38m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
38m
↓15°
Short, banked, clay, and nowhere to hide — twelve laps of the same two corners with the whole field welded to the same line. It is the sport at its most basic and still puts one competitor in the wall most weeks. The grandstand was built on the outside of turn two for the obvious reason: that is where everything ends up, and those seats come with a complimentary poncho. The clay is rolled smooth every morning and looks, for about four minutes, like it might be safe. It is not.
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