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Derby · Season 1 · Round 28

The Dogbone — Team Pack Race

Dogbone Junction · The Dogbone · 143 m · 16 competitors Pinch points Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — The Heel survives to win

The Heel took The Dogbone — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Long John finished second. 5 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:10.450 — 3 +2 8 9.1
2 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:12.167 +1.72 1 -1 8 9.0
3 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:15.683 +5.23 4 +1 11 9.1
4 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:16.033 +5.58 16 +12 18 10.2
5 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:19.300 +8.85 13 +8 48 10.1
6 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:20.850 +10.40 7 +1 17 9.3
7 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:22.250 +11.80 11 +4 32 10.1
8 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:22.450 +12.00 5 -3 14 9.4
9 Slapper PCK The Pucks 3:25.008 +14.56 14 +5 32 10.4
10 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:25.858 +15.41 12 +2 39 10.4
11 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:30.700 +20.25 9 -2 41 10.2
— Crooked Pete WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 2 -10 12 9.2
— Lil Nugget WRECKED NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -3 35 10.3
— Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 6 -8 15 9.2
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -7 12 9.6
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 -1 12 9.5
2.658
Look at the state of it.
9.050
Lil Nugget takes the lead.
13.350
Crooked Pete is losing bits.
17.558
Custard is losing bits.
22.883
That has come off.
27.267
Thick Rick is airborne!
36.667
The Heel is losing bits.
45.258
The Kidney is losing bits.
49.708
Crooked Pete leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 6-7-6-6-7.
54.858
Lil Nugget leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 3-3-2-3-1.
1:00.050
Old Gristle is going backwards.
1:04.250
That has come off. Recent finishes: 8-12-6-8-7.
1:14.642
Crooked Pete leaves something behind.
1:20.050
Old Gristle is coming through. Recent finishes: 1-13-2-12-2.
1:21.725
The Lieutenant has put Yolk out.
1:26.867
That has come off.
1:31.867
Refried Ron is losing bits.
1:37.442
Radiator is in trouble. Recent finishes: 5-11-5-7-16.
1:41.800
There is nothing left of it.
1:46.725
Slapper has put Radiator out.
1:51.908
That has come off.
1:56.175
That is a long way off the ground.
2:01.942
Wide Load is airborne!
2:09.150
That is Slapper taking Refried Ron with them.
2:14.242
Stripped to the shell.
2:18.642
Crawlspace leaves something behind.
2:24.200
That has come off.
2:31.000
A new leader — Long John.
2:32.742
Lil Nugget is out.
2:37.783
Slapper is airborne!
2:47.433
This is the last of it.
2:48.933
The Heel has put Crooked Pete out.
2:55.333
Crawlspace leaves something behind.
3:07.450
The Heel is coming to the flag.
3:07.875
That has come off.
3:10.450
It is The Heel!
3:15.367
You do not see that every day.
3:23.017
Up it goes.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 23.117 Custard 23.117
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 46.742 Custard 23.625
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 1:10.600 Wide Load 23.167
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 1:35.575 The Heel 23.250
Smooth Descent Clay Long John 2:00.550 Crooked Pete 22.392
Smooth Descent Clay Long John 2:23.433 Long John 22.883
Smooth Descent Clay The Heel 2:47.433 The Heel 22.708
Smooth Descent Clay The Heel 3:10.450 The Heel 23.017
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 4 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 14 1/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 14 2/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 17 2/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 20 1/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 21 1/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 22 1/2 2
8 NUG The Nuggets 24 1/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
10 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 10-6-3-7-3.
15.20
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
10 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 15-5-13-13-12.
143.53
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
4 starts, 0 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 4-4-2-3.
5.75
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
11 starts, 3 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 8-2-5-2-7.
4.64
6
The Kidney The Beans
6 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.7. Last five: 12-11-13-13-9.
219.30
5
Refried Ron The Beans
8 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.5. Last five: 15-14-13-12-16.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
10 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 9-12-11-10-8.
78.77
4
Radiator Basement Heat
9 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.7. Last five: 15-15-16-10-11.
219.30
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
8 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.3. Last five: 1-7-9-14-4.
14.67
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
11 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.5. Last five: 8-15-14-6-8.
155.26
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
13 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 2-7-7-2-5.
8.43
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
9 starts, 2 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 7-1-3-2-1.
3.24
4
Wide Load The Pucks
12 starts, 4 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 1-11-1-16-2.
11.25
8
Slapper The Pucks
11 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.8. Last five: 5-9-11-3-12.
58.75
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
10 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.1. Last five: 14-14-16-10-16.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
6 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.5. Last five: 3-1-14-6-9.
18.76

Course preview

8 sections · 143 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Two circles joined by a neck four metres across that the field meets head-on, twice a lap, running in opposite directions — not at the same instant, usually, and "usually" is doing a lot of work in that sentence. Everything that happens at this circuit happens in about eight metres of road, and everything that matters happens in about two. The neck was surveyed three times before it opened and each survey came back a different width. Spectators are seated at both ends and nowhere in the middle, which tells you everything you need to know.

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