Derby · Season 1 · Round 3
The Wall — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win
Old Gristle took The Wall — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. The Lieutenant finished second. 6 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 2:56.217 | — | 12 | +11 | 25 | 12.9 |
| 2 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:05.692 | +9.48 | 11 | +9 | 27 | 12.5 |
| 3 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 3:10.225 | +14.01 | 13 | +10 | 30 | 12.6 |
| 4 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 3:13.833 | +17.62 | 9 | +5 | 42 | 12.1 |
| 5 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:14.108 | +17.89 | 7 | +2 | 25 | 11.6 |
| 6 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:19.225 | +23.01 | 3 | -3 | 6 | 11.0 |
| 7 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:19.483 | +23.27 | 2 | -5 | 8 | 11.3 |
| 8 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:20.083 | +23.87 | 1 | -7 | 5 | 11.0 |
| 9 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:21.500 | +25.28 | 4 | -5 | 6 | 11.1 |
| 10 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 3:21.725 | +25.51 | 6 | -4 | 23 | 11.3 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -6 | 26 | 11.2 |
| — | Slapper RUNNING | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +2 | 21 | 12.7 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -5 | 22 | 11.2 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +1 | 23 | 12.3 |
| — | Stubbs RUNNING | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | -5 | 24 | 12.2 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | 0 | 12 | 12.2 |
2.308
Tender Greg is airborne!
8.525
You do not see that every day.
14.758
Radiator is losing bits.
20.050
Look at The Coaster go. Recent finishes: 1-2-13-4-1.
24.250
Up it goes.
28.450
Refried Ron is airborne! Recent finishes: 13-5-8-6-3.
33.975
And it all goes wrong.
38.833
That has come off.
43.917
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 1-2-13-4-1.
48.408
That has come off.
52.692
That is a long way off the ground.
57.058
Tender Greg will not be back.
1:01.517
Stubbs leaves something behind.
1:05.992
There goes a piece of Lil Nugget.
1:11.675
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 8-3-1-2-2.
1:17.267
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 2-1-5-2-4.
1:21.525
The Coaster is airborne!
1:26.342
Extraordinary scenes.
1:31.267
That is a long way off the ground.
1:35.483
Yolk has nothing left on it.
1:39.683
Lil Nugget is airborne!
1:44.200
The Coaster is airborne!
1:49.483
That has come off.
1:55.933
Lil Nugget is losing bits.
2:01.467
Up it goes.
2:06.067
And that is Yolk finished.
2:10.550
There goes a piece of Refried Ron.
2:17.375
That is a long way off the ground.
2:23.608
That is a long way off the ground.
2:27.800
That is Crawlspace taking Radiator with them.
2:33.242
Stubbs is going nowhere.
2:39.592
This is the last of it.
2:45.858
There is nothing protecting Refried Ron now.
2:53.217
Old Gristle has it.
2:53.475
Up it goes.
2:56.217
Old Gristle wins the derby.
3:01.675
Up it goes.
3:10.050
Extraordinary scenes.
3:11.550
Tube Sock has put Refried Ron out.
3:21.975
Absolute carnage.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Old Gristle | 13.583 | Old Gristle 13.583 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Coaster | 26.967 | The Coaster 11.700 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Old Gristle | 42.450 | Slapper 15.084 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Old Gristle | 56.942 | Slapper 14.066 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Old Gristle | 1:12.817 | The Lieutenant 14.692 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Old Gristle | 1:28.242 | Slapper 12.725 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Old Gristle | 1:41.258 | Old Gristle 13.016 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Old Gristle | 1:52.800 | Old Gristle 11.542 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Old Gristle | 2:05.800 | Old Gristle 13.000 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Old Gristle | 2:21.875 | The Lieutenant 14.158 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Old Gristle | 2:39.592 | The Lieutenant 15.625 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Old Gristle | 2:56.217 | Lil Nugget 14.816 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 3 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 15 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Wet Socks | 15 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Noodles | 15 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | Basement Heat | 18 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Nuggets | 19 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 21 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 30 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declaredCourse preview
4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
35m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
35m
↓15°
A velodrome that took a wrong turn somewhere and never came back. Twenty-six degrees of varnished pine holds the entire field at exactly the same radius whether anybody likes it or not, so the only way past a rival is straight through them. Nothing here chooses its own line; the banking chooses it, and the banking has no favourites and takes no notes. The boards were reclaimed from a real velodrome in 1991 and still carry the original lap markings under the tyre rubber, which no competitor has ever had a spare moment to read.
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